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Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 3:09:18 AM

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...and have it horribly corrupted by the next poster.

for example..

masterofmany wrote:
I wish my lover and my pet would get on better....

Girlsavowwed wrote:
Granted, but now you're out of the loop and just making coffee

I wish Angelina Jolie was mine!

Sadisticbastados wrote:
Granted, but she's really an absoloute vanillapod.

etc etc.

OK, to start.

I wish we had a cute catboy.

RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 5:50:07 AM

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Yes but think of the cost of cat food and vet bills? A cat is for life not just for Christmas!

I wish I had loads of money I would use it to corrupt people.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 6:10:46 AM

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granted - but its all from some third world country you never heard of and has an actual value of about 1/2 pound sterling

I wish I could make any woman 'want' me

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 6:18:36 AM

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Yes but you would only have to remember more anniversaries and birthdays and valentines days etc. etc.

I wish there was world peace. (Said with best miss world twinkle twinkle smile).

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 6:22:53 AM

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Makes a wish :-)

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 6:44:41 AM

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World peace...to properly tenderize us for when the aliens come to treat us like space cows.

I wish I was as flexible as I used to be.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 6:55:13 AM

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and be bent into a small box to save airfares.....

i wish the atlantic wasnt there....

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 6:57:49 AM

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Granted, but you've been chosen to spend the rest of your days picking up the fish left behind.

I wish I had a hamburger

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 7:50:48 AM

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...that Wimpy had just taken a bite out of.

I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 9:27:28 AM

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I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Granted, but they only know one chord, and it's dissonant.

I wish my dog would stop trying to eat my cats.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 9:31:26 AM

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Granted, but now your cats, free from distraction, finalise their plans for global dominance

I wish I had a specific playroom

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 9:39:34 AM

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Granted...with all the Fisher-Price toys your heart could desire.

I wish that I had an upcoming gallery opening next month.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 11:59:19 AM

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Granted: by the way, you're organising it, the artist doesn't have a guest list of buyers, the design for invites means they all have to go out by post, not email, No-one else is coming into the office this week, the weather prospects are cold, there's a public transport stike, your local off-licence is out of glasses, The artist wants 20 invites for his closest friends and girls he fancies, you're opening against a collection of never publically seen Leonardo davinci sketches, including "Jesus and son" and AlQuaida will perform a minor strike in your home town 2 days before the opening.

I wish I got paid more

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 12:31:07 PM

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Granted and your buddies from the IRS are standing outside waiting to take it all back now.

I wish they would kill reality tv shows.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 1:30:33 PM

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*poof* T'is yours. Except it's now all children's programming with MTV-style lightning quick edits and commercials every three minutes.

I wish I had my pretty mind back.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 1:37:36 PM

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quote:

I wish we had a cute catboy.

this is so wierd, just in the past month or so, i've been using catboy as my nick on IRC. what a small world.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 1:46:57 PM

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quote:

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I wish I had my pretty mind back.

Granted and watch the mail...undoubtedly it will arrive wrapped in stringed packing tape and impossible to open.

I wish i had a place to live.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 2:13:25 PM

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Granted, and all 8 of your new roomates have bladder control issues.

I wish I had a new car

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 2:15:31 PM

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Bitchin' green Gremlin, dude.

I wish all my student loans were paid off, huzzah!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 4/9/2006 3:23:06 PM

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Granted, however the creditcard loans you took out to pay them off, are now overdue.

I wish I knew wher my diamante collar was

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