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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/16/2007 10:27:22 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		I'm sure it's just a simple matter of sleeping with professor.  But you'll need to ask him/her that yourself...right in front of the class.

My neighbors keep leaving their garbage outside my door...they're across the hall.  How do I stop this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 12:54:13 AM   
CalliopePurple


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I'm waiting for a package to arrive. How can I speed up time until that happens?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 6:49:25 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple
I'm waiting for a package to arrive. How can I speed up time until that happens?



Run around in circles as fast as you possibly can!
Eventually you'll get dizzy, fall over, hit your head, and pass out, you'll wake up, and it will magically be later.

It's freezing cold in here. How can i warm up, WITHOUT (i've hung out in this thread long enough to know what i'm getting into) setting anything on fire?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:33:08 AM   
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I tripped over a dead body in the alley way just outside my home, what do i do? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 9:33:35 AM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		prop him up outside your door and give him a badge and a newspaper. instant security system.

they no longer make my favorite perfume and i'm running out! what now???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 9:36:55 AM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		Thats easy..i wil go jogging THEN do some weights THEN sleep rough for a couple of days and squeeze my 'pheromones' into a bottle, all you simply do is not wash for a week and mix your sweat with mine....you wil be beating them off!


I ran outta toothpaste (thats took ages) what do i use as i have another date later and want fresh breath..


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:09:24 AM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		what, your 'pheromones' aren't fresh enough? lick your skin. problem solved.

whenever i paint my nails i end up smudging them, even though i try not to move. is there something i'm missing?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:20:31 AM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		yes, you ought to put masking tape around your fingers! gosh you women are useless! always has to be a man to come up with an answer!

Im thinking of my next tattoo, possibly a flamenco dancer, any good tattooists?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:25:17 AM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		no, but for the sake of the womenfolk, would you please put her on your ass and make her dance?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:36:41 AM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		k that killed the thread lol

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:36:45 AM   
skirtboy43


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Status: offline 		Seeing your name goodlittlegirl makes me wish I'd called my self saucylittlegirl!    I also have some advice,
1.  Always wear white after labor day!
2.   Spend all your time in the chatrooms!
3.   Don't spank me.
4.   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Skirt BOy

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 11:12:37 AM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		Wow, at first I thought that was SDFemDom4cuck and it didn't make any sense...
Help, random new person masquerading as SDFemDom giving out advice.

p.s. blu... all fixed. and you say women are useless...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 12:09:24 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		yes they are and it isnt fixed...start the thread again please!! 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 5:21:55 PM   
Mikal


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How shall we cure him of both afflictions?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 6:56:09 PM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		Give him a phallus shaped pacifier and each time he visits the thread make him dip it in jalapeno juice and shove it up his ass that should solve both problems.

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500 miles is too far for me to travel easily, how can I make it an easier trip?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 7:01:37 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Put a banana peel where you are going to be stepping... you'll slide as you trip. Easy.

Chocolate's are calling to me, but I don't want to answer. What shall I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:05:18 PM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		Pour chili powder all over them. Then you have to either develop a new taste sensation or give up chocolate.

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There is snow up to my ass all around my house and I have to get into my garage which is at the back of my backyard. What is the best way for me to get there?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:10:06 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		Shove a pacifier up your ass and quit whining then grab MIKAL and use him/her as a snow plow...

I've just seen a wicked Martial arts film and want to become a champion, how do i go about it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:14:40 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Go insult a grand master and watch what he does as he kicks your ass...then watch more martial arts films. 

I can't get this damn stain off my plate.  I even tried steel wool.  How do I get rid of it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:28:14 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		simple...you dont, you just add more colourful stains to it and you have yourself a pretty patterned plate...

I have two dozen killer clowns after me...what is the best way to get rid of them?

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