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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 7:50:39 PM   
beargonewild


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I always wanted to star in my own porn movie, how do I make this happen?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 7:52:47 PM   
earthycouple


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How do I turn bear at least bi if not straight?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 7:53:34 PM   
nyrisa


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I am afraid I will be kidnapped by a Canadian bearing ice cream. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 7:58:03 PM   
nyrisa


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ORIGINAL: earthycouple



How do I turn bear at least bi if not straight?



Let me have a go at him. I have been accused of turning several straight men gay; maybe I could just do the same things, in reverse?

I would like to run for president, but I have too many skeletons in my closet. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 8:11:10 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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I want to go to Nyrisa's inaugaration...how do I get invited?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 8:12:39 PM   
earthycouple


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I'm giving my slave advice on "doing" other women....What do I do to fix that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 8:38:13 PM   
beargonewild


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I just advised a Mistress on how to mange her slave, how can I make my advice practical?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/12/2007 9:49:05 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

I just advised a Mistress on how to mange her slave, how can I make my advice practical?


I would advise you not to advise your advice with advice. Advice is seldom practical. I have found advice to be impractical most of the time. That is my advice. Practically.

I think that there is an aardvark in my fridge. How do I get it out?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 12:50:41 AM   
darchChylde


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Ma'am is going to be gone for 2 weeks and i haven't seen Herfor a week and a half already... She's not gone yet and i'm already depressed, missing Her

what can i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 7:09:21 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

Ma'am is going to be gone for 2 weeks and i haven't seen Herfor a week and a half already... She's not gone yet and i'm already depressed, missing Her

what can i do?


Krazy Glue your lips to a speeding truck... if this doesn't pass the time, nothing will.

I need to shower but I have very little ambition today. How can I solve both problems?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 10:29:52 AM   
Mikal


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It's hot outside & the mosquitos are out in full force... but I must tend my plants. What is the best way to go about this, without overheating or getting eaten alive by bloodsucking-disease-carrying-why-didn't-Noah-kill-them skin prickers?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 11:15:27 AM   
m0rgan


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how can i get a bigger stick to beat off all my applicants?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 3:10:21 PM   
angeldevil


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how do I get rid of prickly heat rash?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 4:37:11 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		First stay completely away from any and all pricks and then move to the arctic where the heat won't bother you anymore.


I have this craving for chcolate that won't go away. How can I solve this delemma?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 9:17:26 PM   
Mikal


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How do I keep my pooch from rubbing her eyes (they are medicated) and then licking her paws afterwards?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 10:08:56 PM   
nyrisa


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I can't go to sleep. How can I fix this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/13/2007 10:26:30 PM   
Mikal


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How do I have sex with someone who I only know online?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/14/2007 5:57:12 AM   
petdave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal
How do I have sex with someone who I only know online?



Just go out on the street and tag the first person you happen across, and pretend. After all, it might be them.

My wife is dead-set on getting a swimming pool, but putting one up sounds like a lot of work and expense. What should i do?.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/14/2007 11:36:52 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Well, if your wife is dead (set or otherwise), it doesn't really matter what she wants. Just ignore her (the smell will eventually fade).

I was thinking of changing my profile 'cause I wasn't getting Trolled... but now, a few have im'd me. Should I change my profile or not?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/14/2007 11:54:47 AM   
nyrisa


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Florida is way too hot and humid in the summer. What can I do to chill out?

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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