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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 4:10:42 PM   
earthycouple


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how do I get my UMs to bed on time?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 4:13:40 PM   
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My husband keeps dropping his wet towels on the bathroom floor after his shower. How can I stop this?


Tell him everytime he leaves a wet towel on the floor, you'll return the favor by wetting the driver's seat of his car.

The lady next door keeps wearing smaller and smaller bikinis when she sunbathes. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 4:22:11 PM   
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The lady next door keeps wearing smaller and smaller bikinis when she sunbathes. What should I do?



Buy drinks, snacks, binoculars, and a good camera, and enjoy the summer.

(( to earthycouple)) how do I get my UMs to bed on time?

Simple. Just reset the clock at whatever time you get them to bed, and it is automatically on time.


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I need ideas for a stimulating new career, but I don't want to go back to college. What are some suggestions?



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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 4:23:12 PM   
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I need a vacation but have no money...how do I do a great vacation on a budget?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 4:31:33 PM   
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I need a vacation but have no money...how do I do a great vacation on a budget?


Post here, offering to do whatever it is you like most to whomever will provide for your comforts for as many days as you'd like. (Actually, that's not horrible advice.)


I have some money but nobody to spend it on other than myself. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 4:59:42 PM   
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how do I speed read?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:02:26 PM   
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how do I speed read?


Grab your reading material, get into your car and drive at least 5 mph over the posted speed limited. Start reading.


I'm hungry, but not hungry enough to get up and go into the kitchen and make something. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:19:46 PM   
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I have way too many hats.....which ones should I keep?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:21:42 PM   
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oh wait that's good advice...someone else take this one...I got nuttin

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:25:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Take all your hats and sell them on eBay. Then take the money and head to the nearest Toys-R-Us and spend spend spend. Keep a bit of money and buy a toque as they are way more practical

Everybody thinks I have a perverted mind, how do I fix my reputation?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:39:08 PM   
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I need to know how to get bear fur out of my teeth...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:54:05 PM   
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I have run out of good ideas for new recipes. What are some novel dishes that might be worth a try?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:58:14 PM   
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wants to find the lady that frank sinatra called a tramp......where will i find her?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 5:59:58 PM   
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I want some ice cream.  My slave is hundreds of miles away.  How can I get some without getting up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 6:01:26 PM   
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I need to learn how to swim, but I am afraid of the water. What should I do?

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 6:02:48 PM   
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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 6:09:02 PM   
earthycouple


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I need help with my icecream situation still

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 6:11:48 PM   
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My swimming lessons did not go as planned, so I am giving up the sport. What studies might improve my mind and broaden my intellectual horizens?

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 7:43:42 PM   
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I want to be an adult movie videographer, how do I get into the business?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/10/2007 7:45:39 PM   
earthycouple


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I want the redhead to serve me ice cream....how can I get her here cheaply?

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