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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2007 8:11:20 PM

SeeksOnlyOne

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get one of those portable blowtorches........be sure to do at least 5 sweeps over each spot.......increase this to 10 sweeps if the tub is fiberglass.........

how can i make this new puppy always pee and poop outside?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2007 10:05:00 PM

nyrisa

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Don't remove the corks until you take him outside.

How can I convince the ASPCA that I am safe to be given custody of my dog again?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/26/2007 12:44:35 AM

witchywoman313

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I really do need advice! How do I get rid of the "vanilla" cone next to my name?
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stay on collar me all day and all night makeing inane reponses on every forum, eventualy collarme will figure your "kinky" enough to not be vanilla anymore

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2007 3:57:42 AM

wandersalone

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..... the last poster forgot to post a question so I will add one...

How do I gently and respectfully encourage people to only post in here if they know the bloody rules?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/27/2007 6:01:21 AM

GhitaAmati

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Hack into their computers, find their addresses, go to their homes and bash their heads in until they get it right...or stop breathing, whichever comes first...

how do I convince the fbi that I was joking in that last comment?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/3/2007 11:00:54 PM

xhoneyx

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that's not hard..just become the richest person in the world..and then they'll believe anything you say!

im moving to boston in a couple weeks and can only take so much..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/4/2007 2:10:07 AM

nyrisa

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Pack your sex toys first. Then, as space is available, include what clothing and personal items you can squeeze into the corners of the crates.

My husband has to get up at 3:30 am for work. I really want to show my love and devotion by getting up and keeping him company and fixing his breakfast.........but that IS awful early.....what should I do?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 8/4/2007 8:45:49 AM

wandersalone

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Ring his boss and ask if they can explain the meaning of the word 'wanker' which your hubby keeps using when describing them. Voila... you should be able to sleep in from now on.

I am addicted to buying new hair gels etc and have no room left in my bathroom... what should I do with them all once I have found that they do not work?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/10/2007 5:10:48 AM

petdave

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone
I am addicted to buying new hair gels etc and have no room left in my bathroom... what should I do with them all once I have found that they do not work?

Mix them all up in a large bowl, add food coloring until the mass turns purple, and bring it to the next social event as grape jello shots.

i finally finished putting together our swimming pool just in time for the weather to turn cold. What's the best way to heat up the water?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/10/2007 5:13:58 AM

GoldStallion

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Just chuck a few peices of uranium in it...but keep an eye out for terrorists wanting to use a dirty bomb to pollute the water supply. You dont want to get caught up in that.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/10/2007 5:15:49 AM

GoldStallion

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I have got a profile but nobody wants to kneel and be my bitch, they all want to "get to know me". I find this absolutely stultifyingly boring and time consuming. How can I boost my slave recruitment rate?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/10/2007 2:54:44 PM

nyrisa

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Tell them the less they know about you, the safer they will feel. Then tell them to kneel and present all holes for use. This should have them lining up!

Judging by the way today went, I'd like to just skip tomorrow; how can I make the world stop turning for one day?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 8:06:27 PM

darchChylde

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quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Judging by the way today went, I'd like to just skip tomorrow; how can I make the world stop turning for one day?

Post another pic to your profile and lose the swimsuit.

I've just resurrected a dead thread and now my hair smells like web rot, what can i do to fix this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 8:14:43 PM

hejira92

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Well, obviously- cut it all off and put it in the clothes washer! Add bleach and vinegar and ... Voila!

How can I get my um to clean her room?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 8:28:48 PM

faerytattoodgirl

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dont give me your phone # or i will call it right away....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 8:51:39 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

How can I get my um to clean her room?

Tell her if she doesn't clean her room, that you are going to hang all of the embarassing baby pictures of her that you have in the entrance of your house and invite everyone from her school over for a party.

How do I stop falling asleep at work after a long night of playing on the computer?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 9:00:15 PM

Reflectivesoul

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Go to the copy room, strip naked, hop on the copy machine and scan pictures of your ass and breasts, then take the copies and glue them to your bosses door and ask if the rest of the crew would like a public performance.

how do you politely tell people that post nudie pics and still say " they refuse to show anything on cams etc" that they are full of shit?

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

Gimme some crayons, I want color and I want it now DAMNIT!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 9:06:24 PM

Daddysredhead

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Smile sweetly and in your best southern drawl, say "Honey, you're just fulla shee-it. Wanna glassa sweet tea?"

What can I use as an incentive to have strong, male subs do all the work next time I move?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 9:15:26 PM

darchChylde

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
What can I use as an incentive to have strong, male subs do all the work next time I move?

Wear a thin white tank top with no bra.

Every other online rumor about me is a cruel falsehood about my hair, how do i stop this?

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2008 9:20:40 PM

Nineveh

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Shave yopur head, then post a pic of you like that

I want a better job, any advice?

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