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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/21/2007 8:21:47 PM   
nyrisa


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How can I go about getting my M.D. without ever having to go to class again?




Look for a reputable online college of internet medicine. Make sure they spell your name correctly on the diploma. Do not frame the diploma until the ink is dry. Congratulations!


Medical insurance is so expensive. How can I make sure I never need medical care?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/21/2007 8:57:36 PM   
Jacobthm


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/21/2007 10:54:18 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Go to Brazil and check out their local goods. I hear cocaine & heroin is much cheaper that caffeine there...

How do I relieve myself of the guilt for getting a Doc-to-be to leave the country, likely never to return?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/22/2007 12:03:51 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		Go to the biggest playground you can find and push a bunch of cute UM's off the swings.... your guilt will be replaced by being publically reviled.

I would like to be tall thin and blonde by the time I am 40 (which was a few months ago) - how do I achieve this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/22/2007 7:02:33 AM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		Just change your profile on CM and POOF!  You're tall, blonde and thin!  Nude pictures of tall, blonde, thin women in the profile helps even more.  No worry about the meeting, twues will see you as you want to be seen.

I told someone to lie in their profile, but I forgot to tell them to lie about their age also.  How do I relieve the guilt of this oversight?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/22/2007 10:59:03 AM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		Go find a nice computer hacker, pay him to sneak onto her computer and change the profile for her, while the hacker is in there, get him to snatch copies of the tall thin nude blonde women....

I just got arrested for hacking into computers and stealing porn, what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/22/2007 11:08:57 AM   
ShadowMster


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I just got arrested for hacking into computers and stealing porn, what do I do?


Claim that you yourself were a victim and that it wasn't you that was doing the hacking, but rather someone else who had hacked your computer, and was using it to do the hacking so that you would be blaimed for it should it ever be discovered.

Querstion:
A good friend of mine, in his mid 40's, has a habbit of throwing temper tantrums and as a result has become very unreliable.  How do I tell this guy to grow up and get over himself? That being single, over weight, at 43 years old is not an attractive feature, especially when you add cry baby to the list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/22/2007 11:52:59 AM   
Jacobthm


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Status: offline 		Have several friends jump him, strip him naked and put diapers on him and a pacifier in his mouth. It may be what he wanted all along!

Any ideas on  how I can travel without having to pay for exhorbitant airfares?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/22/2007 1:15:19 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Stuff yourself into a cardboard box, and Fed Ex yourself to your location. Don't forget to wrap yourself in bubble wrap. And be sure to insure yourself, in case of damage during shipping. That way, if damaged, you can have yourself replaced.


My neighbors are very fundamental religious folks, and I feel that they disapprove of me. How can I help them to appreciate the real me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 10:14:12 AM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		paint yourself in gold paint and stand outside naked on a full moon and dance and howl...burning inscene may help, along with loud music, soon you will have new neighbors who all feel the same way you do.

anyone know how to get my chores done while still staying online all day?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 11:31:21 AM   
MiladyElaine


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My AC ( air conditioner) went out - how can I stay cool in this heat?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 11:48:15 AM   
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How do I become accustom to all of these cartoons my UMs watch?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 1:57:20 PM   
nyrisa


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How can I properly voice my total dislike of all these reality TV shows, so that the producers will take notice and stop the idiocy?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 2:16:56 PM   
earthycouple


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How do I rid my dog of fleas before they infest the house?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 5:00:13 PM   
cautiousiasub


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Status: offline 		Buy a monkey. It will pick all the fleas off the dog. Of course watch out for the fleas on the monkey and the poop-slinging those monkeys tend to do. If this becomes a problem, buy it diapers. That way when it smacks the dirty ones on the wall, they'll stick there until you have time to pick them up.

How do I find someone who wants to buy a pet monkey?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 5:07:08 PM   
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Buy a monkey. It will pick all the fleas off the dog. Of course watch out for the fleas on the monkey and the poop-slinging those monkeys tend to do. If this becomes a problem, buy it diapers. That way when it smacks the dirty ones on the wall, they'll stick there until you have time to pick them up.

How do I find someone who wants to buy a pet monkey?


Try the PeTA website.  Tell them you'll give them a discount if they're medical researchers.

What's the best way to child-proof a woodworking shop?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/24/2007 6:40:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Make sure all the really sharp things are hanging no more than 2 feet off the floor. Then you don't have to worry about them opening drawers and pulling stuff out of them.

I may have just caused someone to maim their UMs. How do I look innocent, while still laughing maniacally?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2007 4:24:01 PM   
Mikal


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How do I get extra money without having to work too hard to pay for my vet bills?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2007 5:46:36 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Put an ad in the local paper advertising your services and stae you only do incalls only. Charge extremely low prices and you'll have them lined up for miles.

I just advised someone to do some incall escorting. Hoe do I avoid being charged with pimping?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/25/2007 7:55:35 PM   
cautiousiasub


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Status: offline 		Offer bribes and sexual favors to the arresting officers. They usually go for that.

How do I get dried paint off of my bathtub?

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