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Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/27/2006 10:42:18 PM)
quote: I'm trying to put up a bookshelf, but can't get into the concrete. How do I put it up? Drill two large holes through the wall. Run some thick chain through the walls and around the bookshelf. Arc weld the ends of the chain to an old car, put the car in gear and let the tension in the chain hold the shelves up. If that is impractical then hire three Jehova's Witnesses to hold up the bookshelf. I think I broke the sliding door on my closet in my apartment. I don't want to get charged by the landlord for a new door. Please, any help would be wonderful.

yourMissTress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/27/2006 10:48:21 PM)
Duct Tape!!!!!!!!!!! I hate coloring my hair but don't want anyone to know my real hair color...can anyone help me?

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/27/2006 11:01:06 PM)
Big floppy straw hat over your smoothly shaved head. I have to replace my transmission in my car but can't afford it, what should I do? C

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/27/2006 11:07:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CERCKL Big floppy straw hat over your smoothly shaved head. I have to replace my transmission in my car but can't afford it, what should I do? C Take some very finely ground sawdust and mix it sparingly into a new bottle of ATF I have a couple of brush goats that won't eat the briars. What should I do?

rivenmoon -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:06:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger I have a couple of brush goats that won't eat the briars. What should I do? *Replace with a herd of elephants to trample the remains and level the ground.* *P.S flat brush goats make nifty bath mats. [:)]* What do I do to stop my dog from barking at the next door neighbours kids?

sylphgossamer -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:39:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rivenmoon *Replace with a herd of elephants to trample the remains and level the ground.* *P.S flat brush goats make nifty bath mats. [:)]* What do I do to stop my dog from barking at the next door neighbours kids? borrow the above said elephants to sit on the kids and have the dog watch; should cease the barking. i can't seem to get back to sleep, and i got precious little sleep last night as well. what can i do so i will be rested?

chainedupnick -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 3:41:21 AM)
Hire someone to knock you out with a 2x4... that should put you right to sleep. i can't stop scratching my zits... what do i do?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 6:16:54 AM)
wear boxing gloves at all times. I went from a blonde to a redhead, but i still act like a blonde. can anyone help?

siouxie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 7:42:41 AM)
y'know you're gonna have to dye ALL your hair to stop acting like a natural blonde... how do i stop the puppy making a mess on the carpet?

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 9:29:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: siouxie y'know you're gonna have to dye ALL your hair to stop acting like a natural blonde... how do i stop the puppy making a mess on the carpet? Remove all the carpet ! My rent is due again, why does this keep happening every damned month???

siouxie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 9:53:57 AM)
move house just before the rent is due each month. how do i safely dispose of those incriminating photos?

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:06:46 PM)
Send em to me !!!! Name was removed from GrandPa's will.............damnit....now what?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:08:41 PM)
Remove the other people attached to it. I need to win a lottery, this day to day working dronage is disconcerting. Ron

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:09:17 PM)
quote: how do i safely dispose of those incriminating photos? Place them under the broiler in your oven. Let them there for at least three hours. You can go for a walk or go shopping, there is no need to watch them. I am thinking of going to a movie tonight but I am not sure. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:11:10 PM)
quote: I need to win a lottery, this day to day working dronage is disconcerting. Sell everything you own and buy as many lottery tickets that you can. I am thinking of going to a movie tonight but I am not sure. What should I do?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 1:52:30 PM)
quote: I am thinking of going to a movie tonight but I am not sure. What should I do? Don't go to one, make your own. Amateur porn video's are all the rage. Himself got a job offer in Fargo, ND which will add substantial income to the household, but I mean, Fargo, you know? Should he take the job?

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 7:14:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: I am thinking of going to a movie tonight but I am not sure. What should I do? Don't go to one, make your own. Amateur porn video's are all the rage. Himself got a job offer in Fargo, ND which will add substantial income to the household, but I mean, Fargo, you know? Should he take the job? No... I'd work on him to stay in Twin Cities and convince him to collect cans on the side of the road. The pump house for my well is infested with Brown Recluse spiders. What should I do?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 7:40:11 PM)
The pump house for my well is infested with Brown Recluse spiders. What should I do? Collect black widow spiders and add them to the mix for variety. Stick your arm in to make sure they are well mixed. I am relandscaping my backyard, what kind of plants should I add?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 10:00:42 PM)
quote: I am relandscaping my backyard, what kind of plants should I add? I understand that there are varieties of poisonous plants that look lovely. And anything with thorns... lots of thorns. I am thinking of putting up some curtains in my apartment but I am not quite sure how to put them up. Any suggestions other than duct tape which would be too easy?

sylphgossamer -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 10:12:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I am thinking of putting up some curtains in my apartment but I am not quite sure how to put them up. Any suggestions other than duct tape which would be too easy? why, staples of course! fast and used by the professionals. i have far too many weeds to get rid of and roses to cut back and need a quick way to get rid of the weeds while keeping the flowers (and cut back the roses to thorny canes)?

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