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gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 8:38:20 PM)
Stay up and watch yourself. You'll quickly see if you grind your teeth while you're asleep if you stay awake and watch yourself sleeping. It might be a long night, so make sure to not fall asleep. And I have to say, whenever I do these things, I always find it helpful to take some sleeping pills, otherwise I can't fall asleep. I wish my new fishies wouldn't do the bellyup so quickly. Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 8:51:05 PM)
quote: I wish my new fishies wouldn't do the bellyup so quickly. When you get them home, staple them to the plastic plants in the tank. I need ice cream and I don't have any. What should I do?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 8:53:54 PM)
Take cream, freeze it, and there you go! Directly from Mia Mamma, this recipe. How do I spare myself the agony of doing dishes? Yours, benji

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 8:55:18 PM)
quote: How do I spare myself the agony of washing dishes? Throw them in the trash and buy new ones every day. The cost of shipping on the DVD's I order from Columbia House has gone through the roof. What should I do?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 8:57:37 PM)
Order them domestically, not from Columbia. Coke's not good for you anyway. How do I get my alarm clock to be less annoying in the morning? Your imperial jester to Queen Bita III benji

orokana -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 9:47:13 PM)
quote: How do I get my alarm clock to be less annoying in the morning? Adobt a four year old. How can I keep my glasses from getting smudgy?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 10:05:14 PM)
cover them with saran wrap. I don't have a problem to solve right now. what should I do?

orokana -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 10:09:46 PM)
Locate the nearest person and slap them in the face. I'm all out of Gatorade... what should I do?

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 10:47:15 PM)
Suck your thumb at night, one good grind on that should do the trick. My mobile phone won't ring, wonder wy?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 11:14:55 PM)
quote: I'm all out of Gatorade... what should I do? Hand pick and squeeze more fresh gators. quote: My mobile phone won't ring, wonder wy? I am guessing here, but you are calling yourself, aren't you? I really should go to bed and read, but I am not tired. Any suggestions?

orokana -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 11:18:26 PM)
Try blasting some of your favorite music while enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee. My neck hurts, what should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 11:26:58 PM)
quote: My neck hurts, what should I do? Stick knitting needles through your nipples and twist them and pretend you are an army cargo helicopter... that should take your mind off of your neck. My leg won't stop shaking... it is getting on my nerves.

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 12:49:27 AM)
quote: My leg won't stop shaking... it is getting on my nerves. Go ahead and indulge in that amputation fetish you've been dreaming of and your legs will immediately stop shaking. I need a good book and the library is closed tomorrow. What should I do if I want to read?

MsLayla -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 1:56:03 AM)
Go to the pantry, bound to be some nice reading on the back of the spagetti box? Vacation time is coming up, where should I go?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 3:11:13 AM)
Go to that great holiday destination Iraq. The weather is nice there this time of year you’ll find. Some of the locals are also kind enough to put you up in their own houses for free. Does anyone know a quick and effective cure for the common cold?

rivenmoon -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 4:29:58 AM)
Marry royalty then the cold wont be so common anymore. How do you avoid radar traps and speeding fines?

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 10:53:47 AM)
Go off-roading your new Mercedes. Staying off the highway always does the trick. I'm trying to write a birthday card for my husband and I can't think of anything write.

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 12:22:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain Go off-roading your new Mercedes. Staying off the highway always does the trick. I'm trying to write a birthday card for my husband and I can't think of anything write. Copy a verse and twist the words a little bit from your favorite Bush press conference. I have an employee who I think is misappropriating my ''petty cash'' fund in my business. What should I do?

ScooterTrash -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 12:43:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger I have an employee who I think is misappropriating my ''petty cash'' fund in my business. What should I do? Put them in charge of larger accounts, they won't even mess with petty cash anymore. It stays light too long for me to go to the hot tub nude with daylight saving time, how can I make it get dark earlier.

xsolitairex -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 12:57:23 PM)
Invite the employee for a ride in your new Benz. I'm out of cool whip for my pie, what should I do?

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