RE: Really, Really Bad Advice

RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity

Message

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 10:29:50 PM)
quote: i have far too many weeds to get rid of and roses to cut back and need a quick way to get rid of the weeds while keeping the flowers (and cut back the roses to thorny canes)? Throw a tarp over the weeds and forget about them, shellac the roses, they keep longer that way, cut the 'thorny canes' and sell them at munches as 'toys' to sadists...damn, that was too easy :-) I am looking for a way to get through emotional emptiness, thoughts? No alcohol is no longer an option... C

DesertRat -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 10:34:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sylphgossamer why, staples of course! fast and used by the professionals. i have far too many weeds to get rid of and roses to cut back and need a quick way to get rid of the weeds while keeping the flowers (and cut back the roses to thorny canes)? A precision flamethrower is what you need. No special skills required. So safe a baby could do it. I'm carrying alot of debt and need to get those pesky creditors off my back. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 10:40:25 PM)
quote: I am looking for a way to get through emotional emptiness, thoughts? No alcohol is no longer an option... Try watching a Barney the Purple Dinosaur video. quote: I'm carrying alot of debt and need to get those pesky creditors off my back. What should I do? Tell them you have died. When they ask for verification send them your corpse. The creditors will back off in no time flat. I need a new card table but I am not sure what kind to get.

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/28/2006 10:41:22 PM)
quote: I'm carrying alot of debt and need to get those pesky creditors off my back. What should I do? Return all correspondence marked "deceased" I am looking for a way to get through emotional emptiness, thoughts? No alcohol is no longer an option... C

knees2you -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 12:05:02 AM)
You need a pet Monkey, Will keep You so busy You'll be fine. My Boss is Coming on to me, but She's a He. What do I do? Always, Ant[;)]

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 12:12:53 AM)
quote: My Boss is Coming on to me, but She's a He. What do I do? Buy Him a wonder bra and introduce him/her to my pet monkey... I cannot think of either a good question or a witty one in seeking advice, what should I do? C

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 11:11:22 AM)
quote: I cannot think of either a good question or a witty one in seeking advice, what should I do? C Explore your gay side with a series of one night stands. I have to move but don't feel like house hunting. What should I do?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 11:16:39 AM)
quote: I need a new card table but I am not sure what kind to get. Send me all your money and I'll pick one out for you. I'm staying at the Venetian in Vegas. HURRY! I need to move but I don't feel like house hunting, what should I do?

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 11:28:03 AM)
Bulldozer, works everytime....and all ya gotta do is don gloves then just pickup the canes off the ground (empasis on GROUND)

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 12:22:27 PM)
Live in a mobile home for the rest of your life. My computer is full of crap music and I can’t find the tunes I do like. Please help me.

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 2:00:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle Live in a mobile home for the rest of your life. My computer is full of crap music and I can’t find the tunes I do like. Please help me. Damn, how'd you know I live inna mobile home??? Anyway...take and axe, chop away all the computer stuff, dig out the music you want, stuff it inside a new computer. My fish is swimming on it's back, does that mean it's dead???

barelynangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 2:04:50 PM)
quote: My fish is swimming on it's back, does that mean it's dead??? No, its not dead, its simply waiting for another to come along and rape it, my advice is go buy 3 other fish and watch the fun begin. Beezelybub my ceramic pet dog keeps barking at the imaginary mailman, what do i do?

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 2:07:19 PM)
Put an imaginary, electronic bark stopper on it, everytime it barks, send 100,000 imaginary volts thru it, that should do the trick. My slave is a slut, what should I do?

barelynangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 2:13:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylentStryder My slave is a slut, what should I do? And the problem is? However, on a serious note, call your mom and ask her for advice, you may find yourself in church tomorrow on your knees for hours, problem solved either that or maybe you should have your slave call mom as she is probably more apt on her knees for hours at a time. BTW, who the hell decided slaves should kneel anyway, has anyone heard of arthritis?

SylentStryder -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 2:17:14 PM)
I decided it, puts em in a perfect position to ......uh never mind....you get my point....hehehe Who the HELL invented those damned Post-It Notes anyway????

Craftsman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 3:50:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylentStryder I decided it, puts em in a perfect position to ......uh never mind....you get my point....hehehe Who the HELL invented those damned Post-It Notes anyway???? The inventor was Art Fry, while he was working for 3M, and they were first marketed in th 1970s. As far as I know, Art is not yet in hell, hence no one in hell invented Post-It Notes, damned or not. How should I cure the tinea pedis under my sub's right big toenail? (tinea pedis is a fungal infection)

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 5:34:12 PM)
Acid bath My pencil sharpener is blunt what o what do I do now?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 5:37:44 PM)
Sharpen it to a point, jab it into your finger, fill a vial with blood, and write with that. I accidentally lit a piece of paper on fire, and it's slowly but surely burning all the paper in my office, it's getting kinda smoky, and hot. Any advice? Yours, benji

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 5:48:09 PM)
quote: I accidentally lit a piece of paper on fire, and it's slowly but surely burning all the paper in my office, it's getting kinda smoky, and hot. Any advice? Yours, benji Break out the marshmallows and quit whining... Today is lotus' birthday and feeling melancholy what should I do?? C

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/29/2006 8:27:22 PM)
quote: Today is lotus' birthday and feeling melancholy what should I do?? Get her a new, wind up Dick Cheney doll. It walks, it talks but doesn't make sense, it shoots lawyers by mistake. It's perfect for a gift. My jaw is begining to hurt. I think I grind my teeth at night. What should I do?

Page: << < prev 23 24 [25] 26 27 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

4.589844E-02