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RE: What is your test? - 7/7/2010 11:20:05 PM

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That sounds like a test worth failing, lol

Why is it that when you expressly tell a guy, there will be NO kink, they can't seem to listen?

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RE: What is your test? - 7/7/2010 11:30:44 PM

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That sounds like a test worth failing, lol

Why is it that when you expressly tell a guy, there will be NO kink, they can't seem to listen?

Answer: Genetic Factor

( This has been an open book test. Step away from the keyboard.)

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RE: What is your test? - 7/7/2010 11:41:22 PM

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I see.

When in college, I had a math class that had open book and take home tests. I thought it was great, but for some reason a lot of students still didn't do well on those tests. Guess this is the same thing.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 12:10:00 AM

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Why is it that when you expressly tell a guy, there will be NO kink, they can't seem to listen?

I think it's because they're thinking with the 'little head'.

And the perky little fella doesn't have ears

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 12:16:16 AM

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The test is that they turn up. After that it's all good.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 12:23:43 AM

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Hmmm, maybe that's why I don't have an s-type at the moment. Perhaps I should stop having them try and pass the Kobiyashi-Maru... *shrug*

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 12:25:49 AM

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I don't have a "formal test". I figure out if we're compatible through conversation and shared experiences.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:21:02 AM

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I met a guy about 2 years ago who seemed really nice on the phone and on email. I made it clear that the first meeting was totally non-kinky, and that we should use it to see if there was any kind of attraction/compatibility/etc.

I wore a skirt, he immediately began crowing that I'd worn a skirt because he'd told me not to wear trousers and I was obeying. Sigh...

I pointed out I'd been travelling for work for 2 weeks, had just got home that day and needed to do laundry.

Anyway, while chatting he told me to go to the toilets, remove my underwear, return and hand them over to him. I told him that wasn't going to happen, and he started on the "a WEAL sub would do as she was told..." schtick.

So I went to the toilets, had a wee, came out, walked straight past him and into the carpark. Got in my car, went home.

Guess I failed the test

What's with the plural of toilet?. In the states, we would go to the "toilet" or restroom or the "shitter", singular.

Is this a Brit thing? Is your arse (nod to the brits) so large you require two? If so, where did you find a skirt so large?

I need to know this!

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:26:18 AM

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Clearly....we have no class.

Hahahaha. Well, one of us does.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:27:43 AM

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Yeah, and many of us are surprised such a classy guy puts up with you.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:28:55 AM

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Yeah, and many of us are surprised such a classy guy puts up with you.

Well played (not really)!

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:29:45 AM

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It's early.... one cup of coffee.....

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:31:05 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I met a guy about 2 years ago who seemed really nice on the phone and on email. I made it clear that the first meeting was totally non-kinky, and that we should use it to see if there was any kind of attraction/compatibility/etc.

I wore a skirt, he immediately began crowing that I'd worn a skirt because he'd told me not to wear trousers and I was obeying. Sigh...

I pointed out I'd been travelling for work for 2 weeks, had just got home that day and needed to do laundry.

Anyway, while chatting he told me to go to the toilets, remove my underwear, return and hand them over to him. I told him that wasn't going to happen, and he started on the "a WEAL sub would do as she was told..." schtick.

So I went to the toilets, had a wee, came out, walked straight past him and into the carpark. Got in my car, went home.

Guess I failed the test

What's with the plural of toilet?. In the states, we would go to the "toilet" or restroom or the "shitter", singular.

Is this a Brit thing? Is your arse (nod to the brits) so large you require two? If so, where did you find a skirt so large?

I need to know this!

I read this post last night and thought how much I love the way the Brits speak.

Hey Jeff ya know how when you go the can in public there are often several stalls with more than one toilet? Toilets.

I think toilet is a funny word.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:31:15 AM

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I guess after your second cup your spelling gets bad ..
Try decaf doll

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:32:47 AM

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I don't think it's the coffee............

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 4:48:18 AM

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No testing here. Either it's right or it isn't, the man shows up it's all good

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 5:10:47 AM

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Yeah, and many of us are surprised such a classy guy puts up with you.

Not as surprised as I am.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 8:45:36 AM

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The word 'toilet' was started by the French about 300 years ago but I think its derived from a Latin word.

We like to bottle toilet water and send it to the US

Why do Americans call the john a 'rest room"? do people really go to the john for a rest?

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 8:45:58 AM

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I make them take the ACT's......minimum score of 22 or they are out!

Don't you get that just for putting you name at the top of the page?

You have some HIGH standards man.

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RE: What is your test? - 7/8/2010 9:00:30 AM

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If you want to prove you're really worth my time and trouble, then the test should be REALLY worth it.

The Poincaré conjecture.

Jeff

Well, the fellow who actually did solve it is a reclusive eccentric, who lives with his elderly mother, and has repeatedly refused to accept prizes and awards for his ground-breaking mathematical work, including the $1million prize for solving the Poincaré conjecture. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/01/AR2010070106247.html

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