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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/27/2006 4:56:36 PM   
WayWardSoul


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The bad news is that Benji has the runs from all of the fruit juice.



The good news is you now get your scat fetish fulfilled.


The bad news is benji has worms.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/27/2006 8:20:53 PM   
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The bad news is benji has worms.


The bad news is that somehow we got this mixed up, but....

The bad news is that you dont know what to do with the worms.

The good news is that you like fishing.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/27/2006 9:13:26 PM   
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The bad news is that somehow we got this mixed up, but....


Yea I saw that also but just went with it

Edit to add only because the title of the thread is RE: Good News/Bad News and figured it got messed up before and that mix up fixed it

< Message edited by WayWardSoul -- 7/27/2006 9:15:35 PM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/28/2006 1:44:09 PM   
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The good news is that you like fishing.


The bad news is all your fishing equipment went to the dump. (See past posts about things going to the dump)


The good news is you have had your eye on a new rod and reel combo and now have a reason to get it.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/28/2006 2:10:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		the bad news is when you went to buy the rod and wheel they were out of stock
 
the good news is the pretty girl there is totally into you
 
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/28/2006 5:31:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is the girl has her own rod.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/28/2006 6:21:18 PM   
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The bad news is the girl has her own rod.


Wonders if this girl even read what this thread was about before checking it out.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/29/2006 10:48:52 PM   
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The bad news is the girl has her own rod.


The good news is that you have a boat.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/29/2006 10:59:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you live in a desert.


The good news is that there has been flash flooding.



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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/29/2006 11:46:15 PM   
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The good news is that there has been flash flooding.


The bad news is that you forgot your toothbrush. (Don't ask me what that means... I am not sure myself.)

The good news is that your boat is filled with seamen.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/30/2006 3:59:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is you thought you friend said seamen when he actually said semen.
You know what they say the old jokes are the best jokes.

The good news is you always wanted to try the Japanese thing that begins with the letter b that I can’t remember how to spell.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/31/2006 4:17:22 PM   
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The good news is you always wanted to try the Japanese thing that begins with the letter b that I can’t remember how to spell.


The bad news is now everyone knows you lost your mind.

The good news is your getting a new place to live, there sending you to the nutt farm.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/31/2006 5:32:30 PM   
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The good news is your getting a new place to live, there sending you to the nutt farm.


The bad news is that you already know most of the people there.


The good news is that this means that you will have many people to talk with.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 7/31/2006 7:09:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is that now most of them are in a catatonic state and you get bored quickly.

The good news is that you get the hots for your new psychiatrist.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 8/1/2006 7:46:10 PM   
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The good news is that you get the hots for your new psychiatrist.


The bad news is he just became a priest.


The good news is your ass is dying and he has a chance to save your soul.



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RE: Good News/Bad News - 8/1/2006 8:06:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is that he is not sure your soul is worth
saving.
 
The good news is that he does not want to die a
virgin.

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The good news is your ass is dying and he has a chance to save your soul.
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 8/1/2006 8:12:49 PM   
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The good news is that he does not want to die a
virgin.


The bad news is he went out of town and wont be back before you get planted in the ground.


the good news is he has a twin.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 8/2/2006 3:21:49 PM   
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the good news is he has a twin.


The bad news is that his twin suffers from a rare flesh eating bacteria and there is a great big gap where his naughty bits once were.

The good news is that since you are dying, you don't care about the flesh eating bacteria.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 8/2/2006 4:04:54 PM   
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The good news is that since you are dying, you don't care about the flesh eating bacteria.


The bad news is now that you have got the flesh eating bacteria, There has been a cure found for what was killing you.

The good news is you have an extra year to live, before your flesh is gone.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 8/2/2006 4:16:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		the bad news is, the apocalypse is coming tomorrow

the good news is, at least you'll get a tan when the world blows up! =)


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