From: London, England
Clearly, there's fierce competition here for the most stupid joke.
Is there? I've never seen this thread before so I wouldn't know ...
Ok ... let me see ...
There’s these 2 dyslexics skiing in the Alps. They come belting down the hillside, this way and that, and when they reach the bottom the first one says to the other “that was brilliant, the way you zigged and zagged down that mountain”.
“No”, says the second, “it’s zagged and zigged”.
“Is it fuck!” says the first, “it’s zigged and zagged!”.
And so they argue and argue, until they spot a bloke just standing there, a little way away, and they resolve to get him to settle the argument.
“Excuse me” says the first skier, “but can you settle an argument for us? When you come whooshing down the mountain from side-to-side, is it zigged and zagged, or zagged and zigged?”.
“I'm sorry but I don't know” says the man, “I’m a tobogganist”
“Oh right” says the first chap ...”well in that case, can I have 20 Marlboro Lights and a box of matches?”
I’ll get me coat ...