From: Pittston, Pennsyltucky
Did you hear about the two boll weevils?
They were twins and grew up together, on a farm in South Carolina.
When they were old enough to make career choices, one decided to head out West, to Hollyweird. He wanted to pursue his dream of being an actor. He didn't do so well, really, but considering he was an insect, he was able to get roles in exterminator commercials and such and, actually managed to gain some bit of recognition/notoriety.
The second weevil, stayed on the farm, tended his crops, married, had "children" and died, unknown.
This made him the lesser of two weevils.
A Stone in My Shoe
Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?
"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"