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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 9/14/2017 4:57:34 AM   
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Rene Descartes walks into a bar.

The barman says: "Beer, fella?"

Descartes says: "I think not" and disappears.


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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 9/14/2017 5:04:05 AM   
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He sold his soul to Santa.

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 9/14/2017 5:13:52 AM   
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I went to the "Army/Navy" store
to buy some camouflage pants, but I
couldn't find any.


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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 9/26/2017 9:39:58 AM   
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Doctors described his condition as 'stable'

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 9/28/2017 9:58:46 AM   
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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 9/28/2017 1:15:19 PM   
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Put it in the microwave and zap it until its bill withers.

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 11/16/2017 3:48:34 AM   
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If you ever need a heart transplant, choose that of a TURTLE !

You may not be able to walk as fast afterwards, but you sure will live longer !

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 11/18/2017 8:50:53 AM   
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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 11/21/2017 6:01:16 PM   
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Your grip!

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/1/2017 3:22:21 PM   
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Diddly squats!

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/3/2017 1:21:41 AM   
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What's the name of the group who go fire-walking, Sky-diving and bungee jumping on Sundays . . . ??

The Seventh Day Adventurists. . !!

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/3/2017 1:31:46 AM   
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Q: Why do they only have one-egg omelettes in France?

A: Because, in France, one egg is an oeuf.



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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/3/2017 3:52:49 PM   
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The Annual General Meeting of Procrastinators will be held soon. . . they're just not sure when !

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/6/2017 8:23:11 PM   
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Q: What is the worst golf foursome to have to play behind?

Answer: Heidi Fleiss (She's a hooker)
O.J. Simpson (He's a slicer)
Bill Clinton (Always playing the wrong hole)
John Kennedy Jr. (He can't make it over the water)



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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/6/2017 9:59:03 PM   
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Here's one for drivers.

What are you doing if you GO on red, and STOP at green ??

Eating a watermelon !

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/7/2017 8:27:32 AM   
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Did you hear about the two boll weevils?

They were twins and grew up together, on a farm in South Carolina.

When they were old enough to make career choices, one decided to head out West, to Hollyweird. He wanted to pursue his dream of being an actor. He didn't do so well, really, but considering he was an insect, he was able to get roles in exterminator commercials and such and, actually managed to gain some bit of recognition/notoriety.

The second weevil, stayed on the farm, tended his crops, married, had "children" and died, unknown.

This made him the lesser of two weevils.



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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/7/2017 9:58:07 AM   
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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/8/2017 5:28:06 PM   
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The New Zealand Navy are teaching sheep to swim underwater. . . with the hope they become Ewe Boats !

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/16/2017 2:12:06 PM   
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A woman goes for her annual medical check-up and says ; "I think I'm losing too much weight...."

And the doctor replies ; "WHO SAID THAT ?????"

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RE: Corny Joke contest. - 12/17/2017 2:40:22 AM   
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Trump.

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Coke'n Cola.


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If I could grant you any one wish, what would it be?

Three more wishes. Replied the Genie.


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