From: Pittston, Pennsyltucky
A biologist, an engineer and a mathematician are contacted by the local constabulary to help with surveillance on a house.
When they arrive, they're told the targets of the surveillance are not there. They settle in and take shifts, observing the house.
A man and woman go into the house and they all take notice.
The next morning, a man, a woman, and teen-aged boy leave the house.
The biologist says: "They must have procreated!"
The engineer says: "Obviously, we weren't given the correct parameters for the house!"
The mathematician says: "If one person walks into that house, it'll be empty!"
Three statisticians go bear hunting. After a few hours, they see a bear.
The first hunter shoots and misses, one foot to the left.
The second misses, one foot to the right.
The third jumps up and yells: "We got it!"
A Stone in My Shoe
Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?
"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"