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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:43:56 PM

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Yes, there really are lifestyle Dommes here.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:45:14 PM

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Yeah, right, no, nobody knows why that is. And that's why we don't talk about shit like that here.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:45:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Your main pic is a dick - does that give you a clue why people treat you like one?

Your main pic is a c**t - does that give you a clue why people treat you like one?

Behaving like a dick or a c**t makes you one, it doesn't make you submissive or dominant...

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:46:20 PM

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Yes, the University of Sydney HAS stolen words and pics from this site and sold them to white slavers and telemarketers, so it's a good idea to post a totally nonsensical faux-legal paragraph to your puerile profile.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:48:13 PM

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Let Me guess. School is out for holiday break again.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:51:38 PM

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I have heard some really, really, fucked up shit out here but that is just fuckin nasty, dude. I mean I been to three county fairs, two state fairs and a welfare patient picnic, and I ain't never seen no shit like that....

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:52:41 PM

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Yes. You are the only one. You are so very very alone.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:57:10 PM

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"Whoa, that was hard to read! Please indent and make paragraphs next time!"

"Yes, there are cliques in here and you don't fit into any of them."

"Thanks for checking us out, hope you're happier in the other site!"

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:58:49 PM

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Life is not a porn movie. If you really think that there are tons of Dominant woman who want to <insert kinky thing here> with just anybody who signs up to a kink site, I'm here to tell you that you're wrong.

If you are a cuckhold who is looking for additional partners for your Mistress, take My word for it; She'll be more successful in that task than you are.

No, we're really not gullible enough to believe that your Domme sent you here to ask us that question.

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Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:59:50 PM

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Yes. You are the only one. You are so very very alone.

The reason I love Ron...

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 1:59:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

"S/he isn't that into you; move on."
"No, that isn't poly or D/s (M/s), it's cheating."
"Take the D/s words out of your post and ask yourself the same question."
"Why are you posting on a message board when you should be talking to your partner(s)?"
"No, we do not want to cater to your fetish, now go the hell away."

THESE too.. Syl, you rock. Srsly. Great thread.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:02:38 PM

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"There are fat dudes in here, too. Deal with it."

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:07:50 PM

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"There are fat dudes AND CHIX in here, too. Deal with it."

-FIXED-

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:12:09 PM

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No, kinky people are no less judgmental/tolerant/accepting than any other group of people. MKINYK (My kink is not your kink) does not translate into "everybody has to put up with your shit".

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Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:19:52 PM

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You remember that warning of "DO NOT SEND MONEY TO OTHER USERS FOR ANY REASON!" above every message you read? Turns out they meant that.

If you don't like what's coming into your inbox, try writing to people you want to talk to.

No one owes you anything. Not even if you are the grand poohbah of your local group.

No, we are not creating a blacklist. If we did, we would put your name at the top in big bold letters out of principle.

Please read the TOS.

You are asking a question that could have been answered by spending 30 seconds with your favorite search engine. Google is your friend.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:20:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

"There are fat dudes AND CHIX in here, too. Deal with it."

-FIXED-

Actually, I intentionally made it just "dudes" because I have yet to see a thread started by anyone who asked why there were so many fat men in here.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:21:25 PM

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Actually, your dick looks pretty normal-sized from here.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:25:32 PM

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No one here can give you medical/legal/spiritual/other professional advice. Consult your doctor/therapist/attorney/priest/other certified professional.

We are not not employed by CollarMe. If you have a question/complaint/suggestion/technical problem, contact Support.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:28:21 PM

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Now just why would you come out here on CollarMe, and tell your 100,000 closest friends that? Learn restraint.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 2:31:48 PM

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If you continue doing that, then yes you WILL go blind.

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