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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 3:45:05 PM   
LadyPact


Posts: 32566
Status: offline 		Yes, it's completely unfair that most female tops get  more chances to play than most male tops, but that's the way it is.

It's kink AND it's the internet.  That means that if you are male, the numbers are against you.

If you are afraid to leave your house to go to a munch/event/party that's fine, but don't complain that you can't meet kinky people.


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Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 3:46:33 PM   
windchymes


Posts: 9410
Joined: 4/18/2005
Status: offline 		Ah yes. Ninon De l'enclos quote. I have seen it all before, but your unique coloring schema has given a fresh perspective on it for me, I know just how mean you act. It is as if I am reading it for the hundredth time, and it is such a complete denegration of your needs. So, bring flowers and candy.



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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 3:55:05 PM   
LanceHughes


Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline 		Please READ my profile before e-mailing. And just looking doesn't count.

Subset of that:  Please read my profile where you will find I am a GAY MALE Dom looking for GAY MALE sub.  So all of you straight, male subs that can't make a connection with a straight, female Domme - QUIT lying that you are "really bi."


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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 3:56:49 PM   
BurntKitty


Posts: 3340
Joined: 9/7/2010
From: Here To Eternity.
Status: offline 		No reply IS a reply.

Kindly get your CAPS LOCK key fixed.

No, I didn't read your "wall o' text".



*Hell, I'm only here for the cookies.*



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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 3:58:09 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		I didn't write you with your secret word that's buried in the blather of your text, so why are you writing me? Cuz I need to fail your test quickly.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:01:03 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		Generally speaking, fake lesbian profiles that say:

NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN are going to get alot of men fuckin with ya.

You should investigate mail controls and get off the site as well.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:02:37 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


Posts: 8275
Joined: 11/1/2007
From: Hell
Status: offline 		Yes, we know the people on the profiles side, especially men, don't read profiles.  But thanks for starting the 457th thread about it this week.  Your fresh perspective is inspiring.
 
Yes, we know there are fake profiles on the other side.  But thanks for starting the 3,265th thread about it today.  Your fresh perspective is inspiring.
 
Yes, we know you're a pro-domme.  However, starting assinine, illiterate threads/making promotional comments in a lame attempt to draw attention to yourself has grown old.  We know you need rent money; now if only you could muster up some originality, you might have more luck.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:03:17 PM   
RedMagic1


Posts: 6470
Joined: 5/10/2007
Status: offline 		You are unhappily single, and everyone you have met off this site has been bad news. Why on earth are you giving this new poster dating/relationship advice?

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Not with envy, not with a twisted heart, shall you feel superior, or go about boasting. Rather in goodness by action make true your song and your word. Thus you shall be highly regarded, and able to live in peace with all others.
- 15th century Aztec

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:07:18 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		So, tell me about nurse school in Accra, Wisconsin, and those palm trees that grow there, and how you came to have famous magazine picture to you profile and why they named you billdonovan instead of a more female name.  And how you will relocate me.

And how far is Accra from Kenosha there where you grew up in WI? Next county over or?

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:11:41 PM   
YSG


Posts: 1001
Joined: 8/6/2010
Status: offline 		Quit your whining/wanking/idiocy. You make the rest of us sub males look bad

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:13:09 PM   
Phoenixpower


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

blow jobs are out of date these days


I hope you don't come from a long lived line.  You are going  to be so alone.......


ssshhhhhhhtttt don't destroy my dreams

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:15:29 PM   
FelineFae


Posts: 7756
Joined: 1/23/2009
From: i do wander everywhere...
Status: offline 		my auto-responce would be " You're very pretty, bless yer little heart. "

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:19:45 PM   
poise


Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline 		The vanilla ice cream next to your name will remain there until you can prove otherwise.
Or at least until you post more.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:19:48 PM   
windchymes


Posts: 9410
Joined: 4/18/2005
Status: offline 		Perhaps you would attract men with more honorable intentions if your online id wasn't "fuckmeatsluttoabuseanddiscard".

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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:27:08 PM   
LadyPact


Posts: 32566
Status: offline 		The common denominator in all of your relationships is you.

I know humiliation is a kink, but if your first post here is about what a worthless worm you are, what decent Domme is going to be attracted by that?

No, just because you signed up to a website doesn't mean that everyone is automatically your friend and the "community" should figure out your personal problems for you without telling you that you might have to take responsibility.

"Sub (or Dom) frenzy is not your get out of jail free card for making stupid decisions.


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The crowned Diva of Destruction. ~ ExT

Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:27:54 PM   
RedMagic1


Posts: 6470
Joined: 5/10/2007
Status: offline 		Mods, please file this post under "submenofrenzy."

Submenofrenzy: when a woman in her forties, who is longtime single and new to real life kink, receives an offer of ownership from a man she has never met, and she thinks this may be her last chance at a relationship of any sort, much less a kinky one. She sells her house, puts down the dog, ships the kids off to boarding school, buys a one-way plane ticket to Guam, then asks in Ask A Submissive whether that is ok.

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Not with envy, not with a twisted heart, shall you feel superior, or go about boasting. Rather in goodness by action make true your song and your word. Thus you shall be highly regarded, and able to live in peace with all others.
- 15th century Aztec

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:34:21 PM   
CalifChick


Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline 		I wish you all would stop talking about me that way. ::sobs::

Okay fine. To the topic.


A BDSM relationship is no different than any other relationship. BDSM doesn't automatically come with more trust, more passion, more commitment, more anything. If someone is acting like a douchecanoe, then they are a douchecanoe, whether or not they like to swing a flogger and/or be in charge of the decisions.



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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:37:04 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline

ALL CAPS DO NOT MAKE YOU IMPORTANT. More importantly they piss most of us off.

Yes, I am a submissive, I am just not your submissive.

Yes, I am a dominant, I am just not your dominant.

And in honor of FukinTroll "Why in the hell would you publically ask a board full of sadists a medical question. IE; I have a rash what kind of cream should I put on it? Don't bitch when you get answers like, gasoline, BenGay, live fire ants or stingng nettles.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:38:22 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


Posts: 8275
Joined: 11/1/2007
From: Hell
Status: offline 		Please stop posting until you stop doing drugs/get back on your medication.
 
Sometimes, it's not you, it's them.  This isn't one of those times.
 
Yes, your handful of bad experiences with polyamory, which together total less than five years, make you qualified to educate others about it.  It also makes you more qualified than those of us who have been successfully polyamorous for more than twice that length of time.
 
Some lifestyle dommes are married AND play with others.  Keep an open mind if you want to find a partner.
 
Just because some of us are married and play with others doesn't mean we want to play with you.
 
 

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Dark Muse
30 Fluffy Points
Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal.
Shadow Governess & Mean Girl
"There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."— The Doctor

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 4:52:11 PM   
juliaoceania


Posts: 21383
Joined: 4/19/2006
From: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Status: offline 		No, it is not "normal" for people who claim to own you not to contact you for two weeks at a time.

No, it does not make it more "real" because you are under consideration if you have never met the guy

No, collars of protection do not have magical powers that will protect you as a sub

Men will email you even if you say you are owned and all communication is supposed to go to DomMasterofgCollarmeCommunication, that goes double if you have a photo of your twat on profile

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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt

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