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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 5:22:01 PM

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Just because I meet all of the requirements you have listed in your profile doesn't mean 1) I am interested in you and 2) we would be compatible.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 7:08:32 PM

poise

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Of course you're a Dominate.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 7:34:43 PM

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No we don't want to read and critique your profile. Read the f**king FAQ thread!

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 10:47:53 PM

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Thank you for that lovely headless shot of you taken in your grubby bathroom with your mobile phone. I had no idea you would be hairy, podgy and have a very average (if oddly shaped) penis.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 10:59:26 PM

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My sense of humor does not allow me to take you seriously.

The Cats are laughing at you. So am I.

Aren't you glad I am not a Moderator on this site?

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 11:12:10 PM

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You're right - typing in all caps and calling me 'girl' DOES make you a true Dominate. My bad.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 11:15:42 PM

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Is your mommy/daddy home?

Is school out again?!?!

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 11:22:18 PM

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you must own stock in Kleenex...

you must own stock in crisco(/vaseline/whatever).

do you kiss your MOTHER with that mouth? given the verbally(typewritten) abusive response, I feel it safe to assume you actually SPEAK those words...

WHen you act like someone worth being taken seriously and worth respecting, get back to me.. but remember.. first impressions and all that....

Sorry... you have so impressed me with your Dominateness that I am suddenly inspired to clean the kitty litter boxes... must go now.. but I'll be back.. really.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 11:43:08 PM

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No, you really don't know if you are cut out for poly unless you've really tried living it. Believe it or not, there's more to it than the fun threesome sex that you are thinking happens non stop.

No, I can't take My time to tell you everything that I know about BDSM. If I'm going to go through all of that typing, I'll just write a book, and become an author.

Yes, we talk about things other than kink here.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/23/2011 11:52:25 PM

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yes I can post in any thread in any forum. Don't like it? Complain to a Mod...

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 3:45:14 AM

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Because I don't want to give you a cam show or watch you jerking off on cam doesn't make me a guy, it makes me simply not interested in you!

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 4:14:43 AM

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No I am not a "Little one". Grrrr...that one earns an automatic block!

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 5:19:16 AM

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Pay me tribute because Im young and beautiful.

As a slave you have no right to question anything.

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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 11:37:52 AM

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Welcome to Collar Me. I just thought I'd let you know that the last time I checked, there were a hundred new males in a twenty-four hour period who created a profile as a submissive in the United States alone. You coming on to write an Introduction thread that says "check out the profile" really isn't going to get you the beating/strap on sex/CBT that you think women will just be lining up to do with you.

Please think of the internet in the same way you would a munch. Has walking into a room of strangers and asking if anybody would like to fuck every worked before?

No, I really don't think your whole five posts means that I'm supposed to be willing to discuss My sex life with you.

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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 12:25:49 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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What I do with my sub/slave is none of your business and posting a wanker thread to ask about it is only going to earn you the verbal equivalent of a bitch slap.

No, you may not call me Mistress/Goddess/Princess/Lady/Miss/Ma'am. You may address me by my screen name.

You base your life on the "philosophies" you read in a pulp science fiction novel? Congratulations, so do the Scientologists.

You fuck guys up the bum with a strapon for money. Calling yourself a "pro domme" does not make you less of a whore.

Calling yourself "poly" does not make you less of a slut or otherwise validate your promiscuity.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 1:40:29 PM

Arpig

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No, there is nobody else, you are the only one, you sick fuck, you...

I've been fucking girls your age longer than you've been alive, deal with it...

yes, your prospective Mistress would like you to send her a picture of your cock, she's never seen one before...

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 4:23:22 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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Just because you lack the wit to appreciate creativity does not mean the rest of the world is so afflicted.

You are not a unique snowflake.

No, we do not want to hear about the latest bit of minutae in your insipid little life. That's what your journal is for.

No, we do not want to hear about your latest sexual escapade. That's what your journal is for.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 4:42:07 PM

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You should have told us what you wanted us to say when you posted this thread asking for our advice.

Just because you do not like our advice doesn't make us wrong

You should have told us about [insert omission here] when you wrote your OP.

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/24/2011 5:53:19 PM

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Welcome to collarme. People around here tend not to pull their punches. If you are looking for hugs and kisses, you may be in the wrong place. Be warned of that. However, there are a lot of smart people here, and you will usually get a variety of advice when you ask for it. You don't have to follow it, or even agree. But it would probably be better if you tried to listen without getting hurt, angry, or defensive. There is value to the honesty, and most people around here are NOT trying to piss you off and ruin your day. Then again, maybe we're all idiots who don't understand you, and if that's the case you can easily ignore us. Right?

pam

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RE: Your Generic Form Letter - 5/25/2011 9:33:46 AM

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If I want your opinion I will beat it out of you.

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