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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/23/2011 11:16:48 AM   
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I'm beginning to enjoy speaking Hannerese.
Keep practicing, you suck at it.

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/23/2011 11:19:03 AM   
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No I don't, Heather - and you know I don't. ;-)

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/23/2011 11:38:08 AM   
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Let me assist you little fucking grasshopper.

Edited as a fuckin example.


"Actually you fucking repulsive little shit brained twat-mouth, that fucking does in fact have some fucking truth to it.  I was nearly as  fucking young as you when I had that fucking relationship, and only fucking slightly less a fucking moronic 'I'm the only fucking radical around who can't fucking conceive that she's got fucking prejudices' fucking bollocks-for-brained fucking shit covered arse-plug that you fucking are now. 

I fucking was indeed more of a fucking pain in the fucking ass 'do me' than I am now.  As I've fucking advised a few fucking douchebag males who've fucking turned up here hoping to fucking 'bring out' the fucking femdom in their fucking cunt endowed partners, the fucking hardest fucking trick of all is not to fucking force, not to fucking pressure.  And she will fucking feel that more than you fucking think you're fucking giving it, because women ALWAYS fucking do.  They've fucking been fucking taught to fucking develop their fucking antennae that fucking way. 

Fucking "Pompous", my fucking lily white fucking arse.  Fucking Next to you, the way a cock sucking fucking socially retarded fucking boar speaks English would fucking sound plummy and fucking over-cultured. 'fucks'."

Not perfect by far but I am in a bit of a hurry....


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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/23/2011 11:43:59 AM   
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A thoughtful and considered response, if I may so, La T, and thank you for your contribution. :-)

Still can't go with that many 'fuckings', though.  I'd end up looking like Hannah - i.e. someone who's only just discovered the word and thinks it's a major leap forward into revolutionary anarchism from sticking her finger up to her teachers when their backs are turned.

  



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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/23/2011 8:58:20 PM   
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No I don't, Heather - and you know I don't. ;-)
actually duckworth, you do suck at it. you're about as good at as submicheal is at writing fucking porn. you simply don't understand the first thing about it. you have no concept of the value of repetition, its numbing effect or how it heightens the impact of a sudden departure from pattern. you also have no concept of the best way to sling an insult, you focus yours too narrowly on the person's perceived traits, think outside the fucking box. you have no originality, you don't invent new words that have an indefinable sting to them, without having any actual sting, you have no clue how to make an innocuous word into an insult, do you babycakes? nor can you make the target laugh while they are being insulted.

you also haven't grasped how to make the audience laugh as well. you are a rank amateur, lover, you don't use recursive self insulting turns of phrase to add a touch of irony to your insults, you are completely lacking in any talent for the sacrilegious, nor do you exhibit any skill at including the proof of the insult within your insult. you have no grasp of how to make a compliment part of your insult, similarly you have no ability to bury a hidden insult beneath the camouflage of the obvious insults.

and you have no fucking balls, sweetheart, you just won't go there, you won't cross that line, you're afraid to go to far. simply put, you try. you have no natural affinity for it and so your efforts are forced. you have to let it flow, one doesn't construct so much as create, you must become one with the insult. just as there is an art to communicating politely, there is an art to doing so rudely. let's take an example or two of your efforts shall we?

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Actually, Fuckannah, you repulsive little twat-mouth, that does in fact have some truth to it.  I was nearly as young as you when I had that relationship, and only slightly less a moronic 'I'm the only radical around who can't conceive that she's got prejudices' bollocks-for-brained arse-plug that you are now.
ok "fuckhannah" is a good start, it slings my favorite word back at me, and is homourous.

"repulsive little twat-mouth" this one is a fail, you are once again referring to my language, this is simply a doubling of effort in the same phrase, and thus lessens it's impact.

"moronic 'I'm the only radical around who can't conceive that she's got prejudices'" this also is a failure, for it is obviously an attempt to turn what annoys you about me into an insult by extrapolating an obvious falsehood from an perceived attitude, but you haven't managed to do so. your construction renders the phrase nonsensical, you require the reader to go back and reread to parse out what you actually said. as well you are including too many targets within a single phrase, the reader can't focus on the flaw being highlighted. rather than insult me, it insults you, without the irony of the recursive self-insult, you are simply exhibiting your own intellectual shortcomings and inability to truly understand your target.

"bollocks-for-brained arse-plug" this one has potential, but it is clumsy, it doesn't read smoothly, i would have done it like this: "bollocks-for-brains arse-plug". try reading them both, which is smoother and more memorable?

as well you have left out a few key little words here and there and used the grammatically incorrect word on occasion. it's the details that make the insult read properly. now here's the way i would have constructed this line:  
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Actually, Fuckannah, you repulsive bollocks-for-brains arse-plug, that does in fact have some truth to it.  I was nearly as young as you when I had that relationship, and only slightly less of a moronic "i'm too radical for my own skin" little twat-mouth who simply can't conceive that she's got prejudices of her own than you are now.
see how it just fucking works better on several levels?

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Still can't go with that many 'fuckings', though.  I'd end up looking like Hannah - i.e. someone who's only just discovered the word and thinks it's a major leap forward into revolutionary anarchism from sticking her finger up to her teachers when their backs are turned.
oh dear sweet mary's milky teats! this one is just fucking pathetic. trying to insult me by targeting my swearing. tired and amateurish in the extreme. dear lord above, surely even you could make at least a little more effort, for fuck's sake. there's no purpose in aiming your insult at the obvious, my grandmother could do that shit. sad, sad, sad.

oh and just for your information, i discovered the joys of the word fuck in grade two, and i never gave my teachers the finger behind their backs, i did it to their fucking faces. see, you need to either know your target or to divorce your insults from suppositions.

here's an example of a well crafted bit of hannerese.  
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give it up you little pissed-on twerp, you are obviously taking out your fucked up resentments on women in general. just get the fuck over it, she gave you a try and she dumped your sad little ass and took up with a woman. you were obviously such a fucking wonderful cocksman that you turned her to the sapphic side for fuck's sake. way to fucking go whoreson, way to fucking go. your skills aren't near as good as you thought, are they loverboy? you really are a right fuckup aren't you? you couldn't hide your fucking do-me top-from-the-bottom bullshit that you wrap in a cloak of false chivalry and protectiveness could you fuckwit?

get it through your overly muscled head, we're never going to stand on your pedestal for you because you don't fucking matter, you're just another fucking male sub and you slimy little fucks are a dime a gross around here. you're all just fucking ball-less cuntstruck little boys who can't get over learning that mummy fucked daddy and wouldn't fuck you.

fucking hell awareness was right! you bastard! i'm never going to fucking forgive you for pointing that out!
  see what i mean?

e2a: fixed formatting which is fucking up for some reason.


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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 1:25:01 AM   
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That'll do, pig, that'll do.



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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 3:24:02 AM   
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This thread was painful to read.

I don't know how two not-stupid people (because neither of you are stupid) could repeatedly misunderstand each other so completely.

Now my head hurts.

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 3:32:32 AM   
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Can I just say....

bitch bitch bitch.

That's all. 
Now I have to go save the world or something.


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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 3:37:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

bitch bitch bitch.



You talkin' ta me, lady?



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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 4:53:55 AM   
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If the shoe fits, sugar butt.

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 7:11:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

This thread was painful to read.

I don't know how two not-stupid people (because neither of you are stupid) could repeatedly misunderstand each other so completely.

Now my head hurts.


I think they are both just masochists purposely baiting one another...........buuuuuuuuut I could be wrong.


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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 8:15:52 AM   
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buuuuuuuuut I could be wrong.
you are.

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 8:36:37 AM   
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Well damn. And here I had this vision of a spank off. You whack Peon just to get him to whack you and visa versa!

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 8:44:15 AM   
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nah, he couldn't whack worth shit if his life depended on it

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 9:07:02 AM   
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Mayyyyyyybeeeeeee THAT is why he is so crankyyyyy!

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 9:51:42 AM   
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could be. i mean the only whacking he's been engaged in for a while is the off variety.

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 11:13:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

could be. i mean the only whacking he's been engaged in for a while is the off variety.


Now, now.  I said that'll do, pig.  That'll do.  The film is over and it had a very happy ending indeed. 

Now, let's all grin happily together, like this  

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 11:25:41 AM   
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Excellent use of the smiley emo, Darling!

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 11:34:40 AM   
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Thank you, honey! 

Now I can go and whack myself off.  H is right about that, at least - I haven't beaten anyone up for many a long year, but I do enjoy bashing that bishop.  Excellent. 

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RE: Do you consider yourself a Bitch? - 8/24/2011 11:58:25 AM   
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Am I the only one who thinks Hannah and Peon should get a room?

As for the topic, I don't consider myself a bitch; I'm actually a very nice person. Though I am known for not taking a lot of crap, for having high standards, for having my own sense of integrity, I don't consider any of that bitchy.

If someone chooses to call me a bitch or sees me as a bitch, I could care less. It's a word to me, like cunt or slut or any other derogatory word someone wants to apply to a female.

I do admit to being very dual natured, so if you cross me, no, I'm not nice anymore. But I don't see myself as a bitch, more of a pit bull on steroids.











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