xXLithiumXx -> RE: How old are you? (2/2/2012 1:41:23 PM)
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She is the pimpest of the pimp. I am not even kidding. She takes the paper to the guy next door, and she will just stick it in the fence after she is done, and he comes to get it whenever he is out. So I pull up one day, and it's kinda chilly, and she doesn't have a jacket on and Im like "Gran! What are you doin?!" She cocks her hip, puts one hand on it and kind of waggles her ass and goes "Makin' Money." She gets around like she's 50. And she will whip your ass in some poker. She taught me to play when I was like 6. Penny ante..and I had to bring my own fucking pennies. And! She would straight up take 'em. She used to rob me blind.
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