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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/9/2012 10:54:24 AM

MistrixMsE

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I didn't know yoda was a Dom? Lol

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/9/2012 11:14:50 AM

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I didn't know yoda was a Dom? Lol

I know really.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/11/2012 11:18:41 PM

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Okay so we're telling bad domme stories. I've got dozens, but let's skip to the good one.

I met a woman here on CM, and she actually seemed great. I went to meet her at her house. Yes, I know, going to her house on the first meeting, how stupid can I get. Let's leave that alone for a moment. I get there,, and she tells me her apartment number, but tells me not to knock on the door. I stand in front of the door, and suddenly she pops out of apartment three doors down.

She's like: "I had to make sure you weren't a psycho."

Yes, because she can tell that by having me stand at a different door and looking at me in the dead of night. Very good. She gets me upstairs and asks me what I want to do. I'm like "It's your house, you do whatever you want to do." Of course I'm secretly hoping she'll break out a dildo attached to the end of a saws all or maybe nail me to the floor. No such luck. She says: "I need you to buy me a drink so I can loosen up."

Now when I went to her house, I'd left my credit cards behind. I told her as much, and she asked me how I got there. I was like "I drove, in my van." She looked at me like she didn't understand what I was saying. I explained again that I drove. She once again asked me to go buy her alcohol. I told her I couldn't. Not only was I not interested in spending $100+ on alcohol, I didn't feel safe with her doing a drunk scene. She told me to go outside and wait on the porch. She promptly locked me out, and texted me, telling me to leave.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/12/2012 5:29:00 AM

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I will never, ever, skip the initial vanilla meeting.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/15/2012 7:48:33 AM

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Time for another one.
Never heard from this guy before, he's almost 20 years older then I am and from another state far away, when I state in my profile that i'm looking for someone local.

"u a rich bitch?"

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/15/2012 10:45:45 AM

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I figure I might add to the hilarity.

I spent a few months communicating with a dominant I met on Bcom. (The usual: emails, IMs, phone calls.) We finally meet when he's driving down to Fla on business. He's from the NE, I'm SE US. Hell, the meet & beat went great, we clicked & seemed compatible. Yes, he'd sent older pics to me & was a lot heavier (& shorter) than his profile & I suspected the age was "adjusted" too. However, I found the shorter, heavier & older him very attractive. I asked point blank if he was married, dating, involved, separated collared anyone at all. He adamantly stated he was 100% single, since his wife passed away 7 years prior. Fast forward 3 years... he breaks it off after my dad passed away (I was dad's caregiver) and I would have been able to move north to the life we discussed for 3 years. I googled his info & found a wife, pics of them outside of their son's college graduation. The same graduation he had sexted me from.

A few months ago I got a message from his next online submissive. He told her his wife was in a coma in a hospice facility. When (after 2 years) she dropped his lying ass, he attempted to blackmail her by outing her to her kids & job.

I guess I was lucky.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/15/2012 10:47:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: indigonight

Time for another one.
Never heard from this guy before, he's almost 20 years older then I am and from another state far away, when I state in my profile that i'm looking for someone local.

"u a rich bitch?"

Well, Are you?

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/15/2012 1:00:42 PM

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Well, Are you?

Lol, no, I'm 27, I don't know too many women my age who have gotten to that stage yet.

I just got another one though and thought I'd share it.

"Hello meat... looking for slave to become part of a poly household and cagged like a dog, drinking from a doggie bowl and stripped nude everyday! You duties would be to lick Master's balls and cock when he comes home, drink my pee and used as a cum dump! I share my property and other Men & select Women! Let me know, if this is what you seek!"

I got a little carried away with my answer, I couldn't help it. I'm so tired of being asked stupid things.

"Omg, how did you know? Yes, this is exactly what I am looking for. I've always especially wanted to exist to lick balls, although the rest sounds lovely as well. I do love the enthusiastic !'s sprinkled about your email, it makes everything sound so exciting. I can't wait....so where do I go? I can be there tomorrow. Does noon work for you?

I'll be bringing my Grandma and Grandpa, they're part of the package, you can do what you want with them as I'm tired of changing their diapers. Maybe they can clean the dog bowls or something or the other men and women will have a use for them. They would be lovely table decorations if you posed them just so, they are a tad rigid already and have a hard time changing position. Coat hangers maybe? Someone will have to be on diaper duty though as I'll be busy licking balls and drinking pee!

Bon chance! Can't wait! Let me know what location to go to and remember...noon!"

We'll see if he writes back. I may have overplayed it just a tad.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/15/2012 1:03:16 PM

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HAY GANG....................We found a keeper.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 8:12:20 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: indigonight

I just got another one though and thought I'd share it.

"Hello meat... looking for slave to become part of a poly household and cagged like a dog, drinking from a doggie bowl and stripped nude everyday! You duties would be to lick Master's balls and cock when he comes home, drink my pee and used as a cum dump! I share my property and other Men & select Women! Let me know, if this is what you seek!"

I got a little carried away with my answer, I couldn't help it. I'm so tired of being asked stupid things.

"Omg, how did you know? Yes, this is exactly what I am looking for. I've always especially wanted to exist to lick balls, although the rest sounds lovely as well. I do love the enthusiastic !'s sprinkled about your email, it makes everything sound so exciting. I can't wait....so where do I go? I can be there tomorrow. Does noon work for you?

I'll be bringing my Grandma and Grandpa, they're part of the package, you can do what you want with them as I'm tired of changing their diapers. Maybe they can clean the dog bowls or something or the other men and women will have a use for them. They would be lovely table decorations if you posed them just so, they are a tad rigid already and have a hard time changing position. Coat hangers maybe? Someone will have to be on diaper duty though as I'll be busy licking balls and drinking pee!

Bon chance! Can't wait! Let me know what location to go to and remember...noon!"

We'll see if he writes back. I may have overplayed it just a tad.

Oh oh oh! I got a response! Here it is:

"show me your picture and your grandma and grandpa too"

Hahahaha....I can't tell if he's joking too or if he really thinks it's on.

I'm debating what to do. Hmmmm...

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 9:27:00 AM

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you need to find a pic of a really, really old couple. And a tired, harrassed looking dowdy lady who clearly has had a hard life.

Send it.

Aaaaaaand...let us know his response!

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 9:39:12 AM

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Glad I stumbled upon this thread. Before I considered myself a sexual deviant, now I feel like I could become a priest.

LOL, that is too funny. Honestly, we all have these wild stories, but recently I have gotten emails from men who were in 25 year long marriages with vanilla women, who are now divorced, and now their friends told them to come on collarme and say that you are Dominant, because it will be real easy to get laid.

One guy asked me what the kinkiest thing I ever did was. I told him that a real Dom would never ask that question because it would be incumbent upon him to make that happen for me. He got nervous.

So many red flags, so little time.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 9:47:16 AM

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Seriously, when guys now ask about kinks in the first email, I respond buy asking how much money they make. Many are offended to be reduced down to just an income. They tell me that there are more important things than money. They don't realize that I just did the same thing to them as they did to me by asking about my sex life.

Part two of that is it seems what most wankers don't realize is that: 1) I'm somewhat attractive 2) I have a pussy 3) I have a pulse
If I wanted to get laid, it's not all that hard to find.....

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 12:50:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

you need to find a pic of a really, really old couple. And a tired, harrassed looking dowdy lady who clearly has had a hard life.

Send it.

Aaaaaaand...let us know his response!

I love da bunneh. Here's pic suggestions. See if he recognizes them.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 12:51:55 PM

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BAAAAD Kitty!

Now I have to go clean the keyboard

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 12:55:29 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/16/2012 1:05:45 PM

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/17/2012 1:00:27 AM

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I'm new here, so forgive me, but I've read all the pages here, and figured I'd make something a statement.

I know of at least one slave that had a death wish. They did sincerely wish to be bred, and then murdered eventually by their Master.

They even went as far as to allow their Master to eat a piece of their flesh removed with a scalpel by the Master.

Just saying, there are those people out there.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/17/2012 1:30:54 AM

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The worst thing that's ever happened to me personally was back in my early days of escorting when I was young and "innocent". I had a call from a slightly older lady that waned to pay me to spank me and give me an enema. I figured out later that she was a real sadistic bitch that wanted to humiliate and torture a girl; but when she give me the enema I moaned and writhed and shuddered - I think I had a little cum too. This of course pissed her off hideously, that I had enjoyed it Because when she got me over her knee she was all purple in the face and couldn't hit me hard ennough, fing c@#t . Needless to say - self preservation took over and I scrambled out of there with a quickness!! Now that I'm A. older and wiser and B. I'm a switch with a strong Domme side and I can't fathom how a person could submit escorting unless they have a death wish, or are very young and dumb.

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RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 9/18/2012 1:02:52 PM

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The worst Dom I ever had cropped up when we were playing around and he wound up twisting my arm behind my back. It got to be too much, so I used my safeword. He was all like "Oh no, that's not gonna work here girly." And he kept twisting and twisting until I was in serious pain. I tried again and again to make him recognize my safeword. He finally let go, but when he decided to, not me.

Yeah, I was pretty pissed at him for that.

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