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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 11:59:26 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 12:29:57 PM   
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Here's another one that I used - again, it worked, though it shouldn't have done:

"You're a woman, aren't you?"

Nope, no idea why I said that. It just popped out.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 12:53:07 PM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 2:49:01 PM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 3:04:49 PM   
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They're the only place I'm allowed.


I will keep that in mind.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 3:21:57 PM   
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As to the OP,

Lately I've been getting a lot of mail indicating that we have spoken before when I know we haven't. Once is humorous, from several it's obviously a new (or not so new) ploy to get someone to talk to them.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 3:30:54 PM   
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Are y'all a couple?



Only in my mind. Friends, as it were.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 6:47:22 PM   
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He was the very model of a modern smart-ass bottom:




Please check Oglaf.com out; worth your while even for the hovertexts which this can't replicate.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 6:52:21 PM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/16/2012 11:41:26 PM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/17/2012 7:52:46 PM   
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How 'bout the fapping profile video with sound only? Should I buy a lottery ticket?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/17/2012 8:27:37 PM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/17/2012 8:56:10 PM   
Tantriqu


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And why does it never come up Clive Owen or Hank Rollins?!?
The Service around here is terrible: waiter! I ordered the Patrick Stewart, 1981 vintage?!

Hmph.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 10:57:12 AM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 11:16:07 AM   
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Anyone else get the profile pic of the guy with the world's second-largest anal wart?


Who had the first-largest?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 11:58:33 AM   
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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 12:00:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Anyone else get the profile pic of the guy with the world's second-largest anal wart?


Who had the first-largest?


That was Limbaugh. It's how he avoided the draft.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 1:26:46 PM   
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"I've had (vulgarly described) unprotected sex with 75 other males. Here are my emails and passwords to them. Will also send my last name if you want. "


Lulz.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 2:13:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Le sigh! Apparently the site was down earlier today, but it seems fine now.


He was the very model of a modern smart-ass bottom:




Please check Oglaf.com out; worth your while even for the hovertexts which this can't replicate.


This is cute; thank you for sharing.

I tried the link but it said the server was down. Or maybe I can't connect from Canada.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/20/2012 2:18:49 PM   
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