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What you might say after bad sex - 1/18/2014 5:52:45 AM   
ruggedangel


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/19/2014 11:59:42 AM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/19/2014 9:28:45 PM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/19/2014 9:33:21 PM   
Toysinbabeland


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/19/2014 9:48:16 PM   
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Then I dance around the room, jump on my broom and ride off.

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/19/2014 10:07:55 PM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/19/2014 10:16:19 PM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/20/2014 12:01:21 AM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/20/2014 1:17:32 AM   
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"Of all the sexual experiences I've ever had, that was almost one of them"

"Honey, I know no one is ever going to mistake me for Johnny Holmes but being with you was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."





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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/20/2014 3:24:21 AM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/21/2014 5:41:20 AM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/21/2014 6:07:26 AM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/21/2014 6:09:12 AM   
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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/21/2014 8:08:43 AM   
ruggedangel


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/22/2014 12:10:04 PM   
DOM68005


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/23/2014 4:26:18 AM   
Estafania


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/23/2014 4:39:41 AM   
MsLadySue


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That's your idea of big?

Your nickname is Tiny, right?

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/23/2014 10:02:29 AM   
Estafania


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/23/2014 10:15:58 AM   
ruggedangel


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Do you have a brother by any chance?

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/23/2014 11:51:44 AM   
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