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How to Find a Domme! - 9/18/2006 6:12:06 PM   
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Arizona:  tie a jalepeno to a string.. toss it in the roadway and hide behind a tree.  If you can sound like a burrito,

              it helps.  

 

Ohio:  Sit on your front porch and when you think you see one,  toss a perrogy their way.  (I just eat them, I'm not sure how to spell them)

 

Texas:  simple, hold a barbecue and when they get close enough, toss a lasso around them.

 

Kentucky: Any female family member.

 

Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama:  See Kentucky

 

California:  Meditate.  If you center yourself, they will come.

 

Alaska:  Check flagpoles.  Sometimes we like to stick our tongue to one just for the effect.

 

Oregon and Washington:  carry a large soft terry cloth bath towel under one arm and wave a pair of galoshes and umbrella with the other.

 

Washington DC:  Forget it.. Ever since Hillary left, others pale in comparison.

 

New York:  Now that Hillary is THERE... everyone else pales in comparison..so forgidaboutit.  In the old days.. all you had to do was "make them an offer they couldn't refuse"

 

Illinois:  You can lure them with "yellow cake"

 

Indiana:  Come up quietly behind them and  do a low engine rev sound.

 

Florida:  You can only find them in the winter.  You must be wearing a canary yellow shirt, white golf cap, white pants, white belt and golf shoes.  Belt must be cinched above the waist line and just under the pecs.  Change your name to Sid or Sol.  Yiddish is a plus.  You  must be 65 or older.







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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/18/2006 6:24:11 PM   
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LOL you are so bad!

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/18/2006 6:29:56 PM   
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#1:  Arkansas and Alabama; send your sister some flowers and candy see if she'll marry you, if she's not interested, ask your first cousin (do your homework, she might already be your stepmother).

#2:  Washington....it does NOT rain all the time here!!!!

      (There are always 3 days in August every single year that are perfectly gorgeous).

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/18/2006 6:33:14 PM   
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ROFL!

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/19/2006 1:24:29 AM   
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...it rained today -also washington native.. laughs- Oh.. and YARRRR!

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/19/2006 4:31:38 AM   
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...it rained today -also washington native.. laughs- Oh.. and YARRRR!


That wasn't rain...it was liquid sunshine.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/19/2006 5:04:59 PM   
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(edited cause of my goof)

Now to put a hell of a twist on that whole Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Arkansas, Georgia, and Tennessee thing...

Until about five years ago, can anyone name for me which two states in the Union did NOT have a law on the books about incest?



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(Two damned yankee states... how's that for ironic?)

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/19/2006 5:12:43 PM   
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ya notice she doesn't say anything about Arizona...  (where SHE's at.)



That was the VERY FIRST listing.. check again.. you know.. dangle a jalapeño and make a sound like a burrito?  I did my first two states.. Born in Ohio.. Living in Arizona. 

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/19/2006 8:53:41 PM   
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Lotus   You a snowbird   LOL   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am a proud native of AZ

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 4:27:58 AM   
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But you didnt do Montana!

I plan on retiring there so this information is important to know!

Mind you, given the sparse population I guess it would be; drive to the nearest ranch, and ask them if they'll sell you one.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 4:46:06 AM   
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In Montana pick a freeway and roll tumbleweeds across it, if they run it over chances are she's a Domme. Jump in your car and follow her the 197 miles she is driving to get a gallon of milk then wrap yourself in more tumble weeds and lay in front of her car. 

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 5:05:18 AM   
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Lotus   You a snowbird   LOL   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am a proud native of AZ


Not at all.. I've lived out here 23 years.. in fact, I now have lived here longer than anyplace else. "SNOWBIRD!".. if you were in arms length you'd be flogged! LOL

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 5:08:39 AM   
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But you didnt do Montana!

I plan on retiring there so this information is important to know!

Mind you, given the sparse population I guess it would be; drive to the nearest ranch, and ask them if they'll sell you one.

E


I only did the ones I knew a bit about. Mmmmmmmmmmm  Montanna.. ranches.. sparcely populated..  Why am I thinking cross-dressed sheep?



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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 5:17:24 AM   
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ewe! Never understood that sheep thing - nor crossdressers, but there you go!

I was thinking more of getting some silly cow to be a Domme though!
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 5:53:33 AM   
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What about Maryland which is where I am from. Let's see here....

Maryland: Get yourself a bushel of crabs and use Old Bay seasoning as after shave, they will come a runnin' bringing a cooler of beer with them. (the latter part applies if they are from Baltimore)

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 7:36:56 AM   
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Hawaii-  If you have the coco'nuts'.. she'll have the time.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 7:39:19 AM   
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Nevada:  It'll be a gamble.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 7:42:55 AM   
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Try a super Wal-mart or Target. Bound to have an aisle in there somewhere with Dommes in it.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 7:48:43 AM   
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Utah.....take up residency outside a polygamist community and wait for one of the women to leave.   By that point she'll be fully ready to be Domme.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 7:52:41 AM   
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Try a super Wal-mart or Target. Bound to have an aisle in there somewhere with Dommes in it.


Nah, more likely to be in the Home Depot!!

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