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What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 3:34:29 AM   
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         What NOT to say to your Dominant...
   
      
     Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.

     "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.

     "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.

     "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.

     Flipping your Dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.

     Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.

     Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile.  Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it... repeatedly.

     "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.

     Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.

     Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.

     Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.

     Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your Dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.

     There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense.

 
     The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.

     Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.

     Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you  punished.

     Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.

     "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.

     Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.

     "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.

     When Master pulls out his belt and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.

     Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your Dominant had in mind.

     "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.

     Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your Dominant say he is not pleased.

     During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Master" when ordered to fetch
something.

     Adding "Sir" "Maa'm" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.

     Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolish.

     Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is
     Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."

     Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.

     Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 8:44:15 AM   
Saratov


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Do you know of subbies who actually said/did these things?

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 8:58:56 AM   
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What wonderful suggestions Sir.. i will be sure to take You up on them.....  well some of them anyway..   *sweet caleigh*

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 9:22:13 AM   
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Oh my word...i can see His face now and will keep your advice in mind.
That is freakin hilarious. I needed a good laugh..thank you.
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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 9:47:40 AM   
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UMMMM am wondering did my Dom send that list to You?  Cause i think maybe some of those things might have come from another slaves mouth never ever absolutely no way in hell from mine of course.  LOL

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 10:20:41 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

Do you know of subbies who actually said/did these things?


I said the missed me missed me now you got to kiss me to my Master but he has a good sense of humor and knew i was only kidding.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/8/2006 8:22:07 PM   
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i dont suppose refering to Him as "Your Royal Hineyness" would reap favorable results either?
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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/9/2006 2:34:35 AM   
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you be sure and do that sweet, Im sure youll get some well deserved attention ;) 

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 10/9/2006 2:35:52 AM   
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Ohh of course not dd.. *grin*

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/18/2006 10:28:28 AM   
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i've done the whole arguing with my Master dealing with "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong"....but teasingly of course...and over a phone ^_^...oh jeez if i did it for real i can just see the look on His face.... *winces* haha

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/18/2006 12:22:32 PM   
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*grins* Can I post this list elsewhere?

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/19/2006 3:09:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SirLordTrainer

         What NOT to say to your Dominant...
 
    
   Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.

   "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words. 

 
Neither is OUCH! Stop it! That HURTS!


 
   "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.

Some I know would consider it to be a request... and fullfill it.

  
   Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.

Sounds like it might be time for a diaper and rubber/plastic pants.
And, of course, a trip to the Dr. to see if the condition is serious.

   
     The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it. 

And pass appropriate sentance.

   
  
   Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.

Just provide reason to buy 'better' ones.

   
   Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your Dominant had in mind. 

But the cost will come from your money!
   


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/19/2006 3:17:45 PM   
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OMMGGGG

while I have done a few of these well close to a few hehe i deffinetly gave me some ideaas LOL

I have to show this to Master

Oh and I really  like the nursery ryme one as Master is planing an interogation scene for sometime soon soon!!!!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/19/2006 4:00:55 PM   
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I like the butt plugs and the weebles song idea hehe

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/20/2006 9:45:25 AM   
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The flipping him off while handcuffed was FUNNY!!  Hey, not something innocent lil ole me would do, mind you....


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/21/2006 10:39:51 PM   
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i've had that list for years now.  Always hilarious, and the House second girl has added about 70 some-odd more things to it. :)

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/21/2006 10:49:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SapphireHouse

i've had that list for years now.  Always hilarious, and the House second girl has added about 70 some-odd more things to it. :)


OHH LOL do share Sir

Im always open to more ideas

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/21/2006 11:00:48 PM   
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Some additions:

Humming the Jeopardy theme while Master picks out which crop/flogger to use is only amusing once.

Insisting the punishment Master has set isn't "fair" is not going to get you out of it.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/21/2006 11:07:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

Some additions:

Humming the Jeopardy theme while Master picks out which crop/flogger to use is only amusing once.

Insisting the punishment Master has set isn't "fair" is not going to get you out of it.



LOL Master just asks me "what is this word fair you speak of"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/21/2006 11:20:29 PM   
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Well, lets see.  Angel did flip me off when he was handcuffed the first time.  His hands were above his head, not behind him... and I decided to check our email on CM while he was locked up.  Offered to respond to one message he had recieved on there from a friend with "I am sorry, he's a little tied up at the moment, but he will write you back later".  We have the same sense of humor, so the flip off was an acceptable reply to "What do you think?"

And he DID blow out my candle during wax play.  Found out just how easy it was for me to bodily lift him flip him over and continue on his back where he couldnt reach the candles anymore.


I would like to add though,
What not to say:
Repeatedly asking "Are you sure?" when Master or Mistress tells you to do something is not your best way to get out of it.

And when commanded to help your Mistress in her shower, informing her that you bathed that morning and arent dirty is not advisable.

DV



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