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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:30:17 AM

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:45:32 AM

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You guys know what will be on mine..."tough room"

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:48:02 AM

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"Lay your head where my heart used to be
Hold the earth above me.
Lay down on the green grass
Remember when you loved me."

-Tom Waits

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:49:17 AM

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"When the sleeper wakes" (See H.G. Wells)

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:51:33 AM

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"He who had the most fun, wins. Here lies a winner"

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:54:13 AM

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WOW! I never expected this much response. Thanks all. And there are some good ones

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:54:40 AM

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He who laughs last, lies not here.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 1:23:29 PM

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A Medical student's Epitath

Not dead but sleeping

Boy is he hoing to be pissed when he wakes
up and finds his roomies buried him alive!

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 1:39:08 PM

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I think the best one i heard for a smart assed one would be

"I told them to bury me face down, so anyone can kiss my ass"

It struck me a funny

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:45:51 PM

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My grave stone would say... " See you on the flip side "

Master, I beg to differ. Yours would say.. "Here lies the best Master ever, and with him, the slave that would never leave his side"

Sorry all.. got mushy for the humor thread..feel free to get after me

Akasha

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:51:31 PM

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 9:59:06 PM

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again no tombstone ..

not in my faith

but .. would hope the last words one would say about me

' a friend till the end'

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:01:04 PM

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Tal and greetings...

On mine..."For Honor and Glory..."

I wish you well

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:03:50 PM

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"I Ain't Ded." - Nanny Weatherwax, Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:07:39 PM

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When I die I want to be cremated "ashes to ashes". I am an organ donor so I know my body will help save lives even when I am gone. I want a stone placed in my memory to read "A loving daughter, mother and friend". simple.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:16:14 PM

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I think I want mine to say..

"At peace in her Fathers arms"

"A beloved wife and mother who lived and loved with all of her heart."

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:25:28 PM

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Pray to what God you will, my soul lies with my principles

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:31:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: SlaveAkasha

I think I want mine to say..

"At peace in her Fathers arms"

"A beloved wife and mother who lived and loved with all of her heart."

There you go being all mushy again, Akasha.

Okay, since I'm an organ donor too, and expect that they will even use my skin for grafts, there won't be much left when they burn my sorry ass. That said, I hope someone raises a glass in my memory, and has a moment of selfish sadness that I'm gone before they are happy for me that I've moved on.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:40:18 PM

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HEY! GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE! (BANG! BANG! BANG!) ANYBODY?!

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:50:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

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ORIGINAL: SlaveAkasha

I think I want mine to say..
"At peace in her Fathers arms"
"A beloved wife and mother who lived and loved with all of her heart."

There you go being all mushy again, Akasha.

Okay, since I'm an organ donor too, and expect that they will even use my skin for grafts, there won't be much left when they burn my sorry ass. That said, I hope someone raises a glass in my memory, and has a moment of selfish sadness that I'm gone before they are happy for me that I've moved on.

Okay, okay.. let me think a second....

In very tiny letters...

"If you can read this.. GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!"

better??

Akasha

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