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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:52:22 PM

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Much. Thank you, Akasha. ;)

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/19/2006 10:53:53 PM

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my life is an open book for all to read
that tells of each and every deed
but as in any tome of any age
you must first learn to find the page

-found written on the inside cover in a used copy of "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand, no signature

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/20/2006 12:17:41 AM

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For those who've highlighted the fact their organ doners,

Here Lies most of ________

For my Ex girlfriend

Here lies ___________. See, lying again

Seriously though, I either want a topstone featuriing my own guilded skeleton set in concrete/clay clinked with my ashes, or if we can't find anyone with the stomach to do it, I think I'd like a rough black granite headstone with my name and dates, and just have a packet of chalk left there for people to write their own memories of me down.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/20/2006 5:16:05 AM

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I shan't be dying.
(Others may look for the undertaker, I look for The Up-taker)
But, I have pondered asa mental exercize the appropriate way to be remembered if I had passed on. I think I am torn between two choices...
1. Have My ashes mixed into the worlds largest salute shell, and go out with a bang.
2. Have them tuned into an Emerald, and have this set into a stone which read, in part...
     "I'm dead Jim"

                                   I wish you well,
                                                             Shreve

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/21/2006 4:43:02 PM

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ok, just a couple more

GONE FISHING

HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SHOVEL??!!!

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/21/2006 4:55:58 PM

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If you are my ex-wife reading; this is about what you were like abed..

To all others, if you think this is the final word on the matter, you have another think coming.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/21/2006 4:58:07 PM

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In tiny print, of course
"If you're close enough to read this, your standing on my head"

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/21/2006 4:59:00 PM

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My X's balls, nailed.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/21/2006 11:36:33 PM

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"Shit, I could have sworn that milk was still good"

Akasha

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/22/2006 4:02:38 AM

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Don't end up like me.....................

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/22/2006 10:22:39 AM

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ohbiguy32 you could have: My worms! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/23/2006 5:39:13 AM

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"She came, She saw, She said what the fuck?"

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/25/2006 10:32:58 AM

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OMG hot coffee jettisoned through the nostrils is no way to begin the day! Thanks koimizu! i have not laughed that hard in i can't remember when...

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/25/2006 10:38:40 AM

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Perhaps this wasn't my best day..................

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/25/2006 1:50:24 PM

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'It's all fucked up'

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/25/2006 4:27:49 PM

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How about :

I'll NEVER do that again

T

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/25/2006 4:42:50 PM

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Hmm.. couple of things would work for me.

"RED!"
"No more truble"
"Watersports and Electrical play just don't mix."

Celeste

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/25/2006 9:32:34 PM

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"going up to the spirit in the sky" from the norman greenbaum song.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/26/2006 3:57:30 PM

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My tombstone (which I already have picked out) will state:

Here Lies

Christian ___ _____

1970- 20??

In 10,000 years, He'll be the oil

in your great, great, great,

great, great, great

grand daughter's car.

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RE: What I want on my Grave stone - 10/26/2006 4:10:18 PM

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Well... ok.. that didn't work, wanna try agai....

or the ever popular...

"i drank what?"

< Message edited by subinside -- 10/26/2006 4:12:38 PM >

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