LTRsubNW
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ORIGINAL: humantoilet4 Your right i guess, i didn't expect anyone at CM to understand anyway, just thought i give it a try. Bud...you're a guy. You have all these crazy motherfucking chemicals raging inside you, which, at the precise moment that you think you fervently believe you should swallow every concievable possible amount of detritus available to you (and at some point, you'll even be eager to swallow that which would be repugnant {trust me...I won't go there}) to achieve your kink....only moments later, you'll be confounded by the horrid realization that...you did. (If, of course, you did). Being a guy sucks. Women have all these advantages...they can...and they do. (And they know it). You can't, and you don't (and you know it). I wish I could give you some remarkably exceptional advice. I can't. You're fucked up. How do I know that? I'm a guy. And I have some wildly sick shit in my hayud as well. There ain't a chic on the planet that will ever understand it. And she can be the kinkiest fuck on the planet...and she'll never be as much of a pervert as you. Welcome to Gods DNA selection marathon bud. Write a check, get some good consultation, find a kinky chic who (you hope) 5 years from now won't come to believe you're a sick motherfucker (because quite frankly...from my perspective...you are...and...I'm just a smidge more tweaked than you...god help me), or, find a nice piece of cardboard and a pair of rumpled jeans, find yourself an unused section of I-5, write yourself a nice {but grammatically incorrect} message regards "will work for faceplant" and go out and make more money than most lawyers make by wearing a shitty pair of Nikes, hold out your cup and make the $577.00 a day those dudes do and then at the end of the day go hire yourself (after of course, cleaning yourself up a bit) a nice little hooker and tell her..."ya know...I'm really into the whole....{explain your kink} and I'd really like you to do it on my face". (Just a thought). It's an awesome post, the kind that you could bronze. But if you really think that being viewed as the free fetish realization soup kitchen, being someone's pair of black pumps and nice tits, being someone's outlet and muse and never being ones SELF is that much of an "advantage" I have to say you're missing how we're both kind of screwed over. Indeed...ones perspective, relative to ones own vantage point...is often clouded by selfishness. I don't have a pussy. I'm only one of 28 katrillion guys who wish I had one for at least a day :) But your point is more than well taken :)
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