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hotmuffin -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 12:04:35 PM)

i love your tips FullCircle. you should start up a "FC's tips daily" or something

you did forget a very important one:

never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time

;pxxx





LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 12:34:45 PM)

is random stupidity better than planned stupidity
[:'(]




RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 5:33:40 PM)

Having to use ID to prove you are over 18 to buy matches.




LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 7:01:03 PM)

just shoot me




katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 7:06:01 PM)

Peter Griffin: I was just catching up on some plunger nipples...




RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 8:40:00 PM)

Heard on a golf course...
Do you wash your balls?
No my wife washes my balls before every game.
She does?
Yes, she did such a great job at washing my balls and getting them clean that I now have her do it all the time.




LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 9:12:06 PM)

you're getting sleepy.......
very sleepy..................
very, very sleepy....................

[sm=sleepy.gif][sm=goodnight.gif]




RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 9:18:11 PM)

Yeah.. it is only two hours late for my night time medications.. lol.. but I am not sleepy. If I take them I will be.
Don't you hate medications that you know will put you to sleep even when you don't want to go to sleep.




LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 9:20:51 PM)

I don't know, never had any meds like that...  thinking I may need some though...

Some sleep meds need to be taken while in bed and ready to sleep, lol.

I am sleepy, think I will head off to slumber, nighty-night.




RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 9:24:45 PM)

Night...

Ni is a Lakota Word as well as being short in English for Night, Ni pronounced like knee means You in Lakota.

Nite is also a Lakota Word as well as a bastardization of the word Night in English, it is pronounced knee tay in Lakota and means "ass" or "butt"

So when I see someone type

Ni Nite as a shortened form of Night Night, I laugh because in Lakota they just said to me "You Ass"




darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 2:54:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
it's a small world after all...
it's a small, small world


Oooh, does this mean i get to scene during training?  i don't wanna if i have to wait til april/may to get an opportunity to go for another round.  Wait, i really wanna session but i don't wanna ruin training.  i'm so conflicted...  Please, don't play this song, it reminds me i can't scene.
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I was filling balloons with snake venom yesterday when the phone rang. I was expecting it to be Tiny Tim calling about his gimp leg that I stole, but, no, it was only Jesus telling me how much of a failure I am.




katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 3:11:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all
it's a small world after all...
it's a small, small world


Oooh, does this mean i get to scene during training? i don't wanna if i have to wait til april/may to get an opportunity to go for another round. Wait, i really wanna session but i don't wanna ruin training. i'm so conflicted... Please, don't play this song, it reminds me i can't scene.


I'm lost...




LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 3:18:32 AM)

Tungsten carbide drills?

What the bloody 'ell's tungsten carbide drills?

E




katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 4:58:21 AM)

I'm thinking about reviving a good thread from 2004...




RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 7:49:19 AM)

Punching a streetsign instead of the person you are mad at




LaTigresse -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 7:52:51 AM)

allowing someone to make you angry enough to need to punch anything




darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 11:27:48 AM)

heard from a boy who fell down in a playground "MOM!!! I BROKE MY UTERUS!!!"




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 11:32:46 AM)

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
Named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked: "What
happened to the flea?"




mymasterssub69 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 1:07:14 PM)

...down in the valley of jolly Green Giant....







missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/8/2007 1:34:07 PM)

the jolly green giant is very scarey




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