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Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 9:23:25 AM)
Ok, funny story here. I was talking to a friend of mine who is just discovering BDSM. I was asking how it was coming along and if he had thought at all about how he might identify in the scene. He responded with a quick "Oh, I would be dominant, of course. I don't understand people being submissive, it just doesn't work for me at all." "Well thats good, then," I replied, "And oh, bring me some coffee when you come up tomorrow, ok?" "Of course," he said. "Cream and sugar, right?" (Went right over his head. [:D])

missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 10:47:55 AM)
just wondering if relish can mean looking forward to in the usa??????????

Fitznicely -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 11:14:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation just wondering if relish can mean looking forward to in the usa?????????? I can't imagine a situation that would make me put "looking forward to" and "USA" in the same sentence, unless it was "looking forward to the next president of..."

pinkkeith -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 11:16:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Ok, funny story here. I was talking to a friend of mine who is just discovering BDSM. I was asking how it was coming along and if he had thought at all about how he might identify in the scene. He responded with a quick "Oh, I would be dominant, of course. I don't understand people being submissive, it just doesn't work for me at all." "Well thats good, then," I replied, "And oh, bring me some coffee when you come up tomorrow, ok?" "Of course," he said. "Cream and sugar, right?" (Went right over his head. [:D]) I want to know how you responded to his question. Was it, "yes that is right, sub boy"?

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 2:18:09 PM)
My sweet tea tastes like soap.

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 3:48:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen My sweet tea tastes like soap. Now that is weird. I've always fancied one of those herbal bath soaks, you know? So anyway, I've been using these little bags of herbs I found in the kitchen cupboard in my bath, and now my soap tastes like sweet tea. I also look like a Hindu for some reason. E

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 4:07:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud Did darchChylde just volunteer to allow LadyEllen to circumcise him? eeeek, nope... i don't think i ever made that clear to Ma'am but that woulf fall under the category of hard limit... i don't mind a little knife play, but you know it's apples and oranges as you probably know, i was just having some fun with transposing or interposing or just posing words; to go along with how silly and idiotic (pr maybe random and stupid) my disclaimer was Circumlocution will not help you in this circumstance you know? Try to be more circumspect in future, I'd advise. Youre just lucky I was away by the time you offered! E

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 4:21:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen My sweet tea tastes like soap. Now that is weird. I've always fancied one of those herbal bath soaks, you know? So anyway, I've been using these little bags of herbs I found in the kitchen cupboard in my bath, and now my soap tastes like sweet tea. I also look like a Hindu for some reason. E Somebody forgot to rinse out the pitcher all the way. And we don't have any more tea bags. -_- I want my sweet tea.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 7:34:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pinkkeith quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Ok, funny story here. I was talking to a friend of mine who is just discovering BDSM. I was asking how it was coming along and if he had thought at all about how he might identify in the scene. He responded with a quick "Oh, I would be dominant, of course. I don't understand people being submissive, it just doesn't work for me at all." "Well thats good, then," I replied, "And oh, bring me some coffee when you come up tomorrow, ok?" "Of course," he said. "Cream and sugar, right?" (Went right over his head. [:D]) I want to know how you responded to his question. Was it, "yes that is right, sub boy"? Actually I said "Yup, and bring me a cranberry muffin, too." [;)]

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 8:18:20 PM)
The first person to die in the electric chair was William Kemmler, an ax murderer from New York on August 6, 1890

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 9:26:19 PM)
quote: The first person to die in the electric chair was William Kemmler, an ax murderer from New York on August 6, 1890 Thomas Edison -- whose DC competed with Westinghouse's AC, which Edison wanted folks to fear as dangerous -- tried to get people to say that a criminal thus executed had been "Westinghoused." The verb wannabe never took, though.

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 9:27:48 PM)
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? is one strange play.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 9:33:30 PM)
the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but not if there's an ocean on the other side of that fence.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 9:38:12 PM)
I have mixed together blue and yellow and have found a new colour. I shall call it... BLELLOW.

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 9:38:22 PM)
There's a group called the 47 Society, dedicated to "the quintessential random number of the universe." As Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up. Not sure why I'm so taken with this tidbit that I've shared in three different threads now.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 10:27:36 PM)
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 11:17:18 PM)
Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 11:18:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but not if there's an ocean on the other side of that fence. Then the algae is greener on the other side. Unless it's blue-green algae. Then it's bluer AND greener on the other side.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 11:24:06 PM)
Surgeon General's Warning: Birthdays are hazardous to your health; the more you have, the more likely you are to die.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/10/2007 11:44:36 PM)
The house half the way Fell empty with teeth that Split both his lips Mark these words: One day this chalk outline will circle this city. Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face A room coloured charlatan hid in a safe Stalk the ground Stalk the ground You should have seen The curse that flew right by you Page of concrete Stain walks crutch and hobble sway...

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