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Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 2:35:35 PM   
darchChylde


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This is true Random Stupidity; no reason, and no rules.  Just post whatever you feel like: an off the wall quote, something you're thinking or feeling, or even just something random and stupid.

Why'd that stop sign just wink at me and run across the street and hide in the bushes?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 2:38:39 PM   
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Im talking to him on yahoo....yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 2:40:08 PM   
darchChylde


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Damn right it's 5 clicks, I had to walk through an ostrich farm. Those fuckers are mean.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 2:42:38 PM   
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ohhhhhhhh...cuddleheart has a pretty new pic!  :)

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 2:46:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsBearlee
ohhhhhhhh...cuddleheart has a pretty new pic!  :)


boy does she ever

**23 grandmas agree: Drugs are not the answer. Unless the question is "What's not the answer?"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 3:14:37 PM   
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Feck, i'm never random and i'm never stupid so i will never get to post in this thread .....................................................................rant over !!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 3:17:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Feck, i'm never random and i'm never stupid so i will never get to post in this thread .....................................................................rant over !!


i would like to personally and officially thank the lovely missturbation for showing us such a perfect example of a post in this thread

**the dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 3:29:04 PM   
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my christmas tree leans to the left but if i tilt my head also to the left it appears straight. To the right it looks like its going to fall over - we can but hope

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 3:36:49 PM   
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I'm full.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 3:49:52 PM   
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when did 36-24-36 become the standard for womanly perfection?  i mean a couple a hundred years ago, the ideal woman was the equivalent of today's size 20... i was born in the wrong times

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 3:52:14 PM   
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when did my ass get so big?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 4:31:04 PM   
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webbles wobble but they dont fall down.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 4:31:31 PM   
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I will never get a prescription filled on New Year's Day.  What if the pharmacist has a hangover or poor vision as a result of too much tequila the night before? 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 4:59:45 PM   
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i dont wanna feed grandma bacon while shes in the bathtub

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:05:07 PM   
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So this is how you get over a thousand posts in less than six months! just post fodder and fluff in polls and other random stupidity.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:09:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde
a tittle

Heh heh...he said tittle.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:11:03 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BDSM05478

So this is how you get over a thousand posts in less than six months! just post fodder and fluff in polls and other random stupidity.


not just fodder and fluff... but i don't say anything in the more serious threads unless i truly have something to say... and i don't intentionally pad my thread count

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:12:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I will never get a prescription filled on New Year's Day.  What if the pharmacist has a hangover or poor vision as a result of too much tequila the night before? 


Heh. You might just get lucky then, mightn't you.

I once walked into a pharmacy to pick up an antibiotic and walked out with a bottle of a hundred Vicodin for someone named Margaret. Had not clue what they were.
And yes, I returned them.


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:20:41 PM   
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Oh my goodness!!!  LOL... 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:22:04 PM   
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Why does the cat think he can fit his fat ass on my monitor and flick his tail at me?????

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