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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 8:41:56 PM

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30. I am a gentleman and wont dare to try and get a kiss on the first date, but is a head job out of the question?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 8:54:05 PM

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31. I'm the Troll your momma warned you about.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 8:56:28 PM

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32. After all, a boy's mother is his best friend.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 8:57:45 PM

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33. What do you mean you are a virgin? If you weren't good enough for your daddy and brothers, I sure as hell don't want ya.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 8:58:14 PM

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34. Well, I can see we won't be needing Magnums tonight.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:02:08 PM

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35. How handy are you with a shovel? I have some stuff that needs burying in the trunk.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:03:36 PM

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36. Could you, by chance, close your legs? The echo is driving me nuts!

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:14:27 PM

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37. man ur hot.... ur place or mine?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:30:57 PM

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38. Whoa! $43.00 dinner! Sooo... you got any cash or do you like doing dishes?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:36:27 PM

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39. where did you get that sardine perfume

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:38:07 PM

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is that smell from the sewage plant or between your legs

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:40:12 PM

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40. is that smell from the sewage plant or between your legs

41. You do realize since I am paying your fucking, right?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:40:33 PM

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:41:07 PM

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43. I would love to go to the park, but part of my parole prevents me from going near parks, schools, churches, retirement homes, hospitals.........

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:43:31 PM

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40. is that smell from the sewage plant or between your legs

41. You do realize since I am paying your fucking, right?

I have a friend that owns a boat named "Sin or Swim" he likes taking girls for rides out on Lake Michigan...

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 9:48:35 PM

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44. no it isn't a crab comb I just have fine hair

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:02:42 PM

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I have a friend that owns a boat named "Sin or Swim" he likes taking girls for rides out on Lake Michigan...

Oh hell! I am getting a knew boat in a week or two and I am damn sure going to name it that!

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:12:31 PM

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45. Ever been used as a human toilet?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:14:29 PM

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46. Mind trying these on now, I don't want to struggle getting them on after you are passed out.

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