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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 3:58:47 AM

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64. Like the car? It's as hot as you are babe!
65. I'm a body double in snuff films.
66. Oooohhh....look, the morgue!
67. I just lost the car keys in your cleavage.
68. Mind if I unzip my pants? I am feeling a bit gassy.
69. I have a plaster kit at home and want to make a life-sized
replica of you in the nude.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 4:30:20 AM

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30. That dress is gorgeous. Can I try it on?
31. Can I get you a drink mom..shit, I mean sis.. oh ...fuck it
32. Vanilla... that means using icecream right?
33. *looking her up and down* I think we need to stop by the chemist for some thicker condoms.. and chloroform

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 4:35:07 AM

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70. That dress is gorgeous. Can I try it on?
71. Can I get you a drink mom..shit, I mean sis.. oh ...fuck it
72. Vanilla... that means using icecream right?
73. *looking her up and down* I think we need to stop by the chemist for some thicker condoms.. and chloroform

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 4:13:16 PM

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I think this is the right numbering...

74. I'm allergic to condoms. Are you on the Pill, or will you take it up the ass?
75. Boy are you in luck, I just got my Viagra script refilled.
76. You're not allergic to duct tape, are you?
77. Sorry about the mess, I haven't cleaned up after the last victim.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 6:30:22 PM

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So.. what do you really think of clit piercing?

78. Ever felt a Prince Rupert up your ass?
79. I dont put out until you give me your ATM PIN

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 12:50:14 AM

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80. Is it okay if we go back to your place... my mom has been having trouble sleeping.
81. I'm a girl now what does it matter what I was before?
82. Look! I didn't mean to kill him... it just happens sometimes.
84. I'm taking you home. I know that I could turn there to get to your street, but I'm using a shortcut.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 11:56:10 AM

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i hate to think of the times i've actually been asked this one -- perhaps worded slightly different, but close enuff...lol

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PS Do y'all get together and think of these things? LOL

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20. Do you spit or swallow?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 12:14:08 PM

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i hate to think of the times i've actually been asked this one -- perhaps worded slightly different, but close enuff...lol

cheers,
jimini

PS Do y'all get together and think of these things? LOL

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20. Do you spit or swallow?

I've gotten that one too haha. I answered honestly though. "I (blah blah blah) but not with you, have a nice day"

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 12:30:09 PM

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Afternoon,

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ORIGINAL: krikket

i hate to think of the times i've actually been asked this one -- perhaps worded slightly different, but close enuff...lol

cheers,
jimini

PS Do y'all get together and think of these things? LOL

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20. Do you spit or swallow?

To answer the question, acutally it is more about being polite, because if she spits, I would like to have some handiwipes for her personal cleanup

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 12:40:43 PM

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To answer the question, acutally it is more about being polite, because if she spits, I would like to have some handiwipes for her personal cleanup

It would probably be best to channel your inner boyscout and be prepared for anything

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 1:01:00 PM

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I am prepared for just about anything, it just sucks to have to use her hair to cleanup the mess on my shoes

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 5:43:15 PM

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Can I cut a piece of that off for a souvenir ?

If you dont want to get undress, you must have a deep rooted self image problem that you must address if you are ever going to be normal. Honestly, no other woman has EVER not undressed for me.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 7:02:40 PM

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80. Is it okay if we go back to your place... my mom has been having trouble sleeping.
81. I'm a girl now what does it matter what I was before?
82. Look! I didn't mean to kill him... it just happens sometimes.
84. I'm taking you home. I know that I could turn there to get to your street, but I'm using a shortcut.

85. What do you mean you're not from the Agency?
86. You're a doctor? That's great! I've been meaning to have this rash here looked at...

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/16/2007 7:33:13 PM

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87. I've never had to go to court... well once.. but the charges were dropped.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/17/2007 12:57:31 AM

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88. Can I cut a piece of that off for a souvenir ?

89. If you dont want to get undress, you must have a deep rooted self image problem that you must address if you are ever going to be normal. Honestly, no other woman has EVER not undressed for me.

90. I realize these reservations were hard to get... but those 4 women... for some reason... have restraining orders against me soooo we have to go.

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