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windchymes -> Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 3:49:58 PM)
(I wrote these under another name on another forum, but I thought they were worth posting here)[:)] Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date 10. Can you help me with my ointment? I can't reach back there.... 9. Wanna pop a zit for me? 8. Don't worry, they're Type I, not Type II 7. Do I need a breath mint? 6. Do you mind if we run by the prison? I promised Mom I'd stop in and wish her happy birthday. 5. Where do you want to go for dinner? McDonald's or Long John Silvers? 4. Sorry, burrito for lunch, I'll just roll the window down for a few minutes..... 3. Hang on! That cop just saw me run the red light and I got warrants! 2. We better stop and pick up a 6-pack....I drank the first one on the way over here. And the Number One Worst Thing to say on a First Date: 1. Do you want to just get the sex out of the way now so we can concentrate on really getting to know one another? (Yes, #1 was inspired by a recent thread here :) )

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 3:51:46 PM)
11. So you wanna make a baby?

notlooking2 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 3:55:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes (I wrote these under another name on another forum, but I thought they were worth posting here)[:)] Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date 10. Can you help me with my ointment? I can't reach back there.... 9. Wanna pop a zit for me? 8. Don't worry, they're Type I, not Type II 7. Do I need a breath mint? 6. Do you mind if we run by the prison? I promised Mom I'd stop in and wish her happy birthday. 5. Where do you want to go for dinner? McDonald's or Long John Silvers? 4. Sorry, burrito for lunch, I'll just roll the window down for a few minutes..... 3. Hang on! That cop just saw me run the red light and I got warrants! 2. We better stop and pick up a 6-pack....I drank the first one on the way over here. And the Number One Worst Thing to say on a First Date: 1. Do you want to just get the sex out of the way now so we can concentrate on really getting to know one another? (Yes, #1 was inspired by a recent thread here :) ) LMAO, toooooooo funny.

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 3:56:05 PM)
12. Your mom looks great and I have this doubleheaded dildo that would look great between the two of you.

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 4:38:09 PM)
13. Soooo... want to have a threesome with your sister?

BeatMeDaily -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 4:39:18 PM)
"I wanna be a Pro-Domme"

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 4:41:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BeatMeDaily 14. "I wanna be a Pro-Domme" 15. Ever had the handle of a flogger up your ass? My last holder broke.

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 5:07:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: BeatMeDaily 14. "I wanna be a Pro-Domme" 15. Ever had the handle of a flogger up your ass? My last holder broke. Simply beautiful. 16. On your knees bitch. 17. Try this pretty little choker on while I explain Gor in more detail.

Griswold -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 5:11:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes (I wrote these under another name on another forum, but I thought they were worth posting here)[:)] Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date 10. Can you help me with my ointment? I can't reach back there.... 9. Wanna pop a zit for me? 8. Don't worry, they're Type I, not Type II 7. Do I need a breath mint? 6. Do you mind if we run by the prison? I promised Mom I'd stop in and wish her happy birthday. 5. Where do you want to go for dinner? McDonald's or Long John Silvers? 4. Sorry, burrito for lunch, I'll just roll the window down for a few minutes..... 3. Hang on! That cop just saw me run the red light and I got warrants! 2. We better stop and pick up a 6-pack....I drank the first one on the way over here. And the Number One Worst Thing to say on a First Date: 1. Do you want to just get the sex out of the way now so we can concentrate on really getting to know one another? (Yes, #1 was inspired by a recent thread here :) ) (I'll tell you what....if a chic won't pop a zit for me on the first date....she ain't gonna get introduced to my Momma!!!! And that's for gawwwdamn sure!!!)

nyrisa -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 5:32:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius 17. Try this pretty little choker on while I explain Gor in more detail. Holy smoke...... that sort of hit a tingle with me, and to be honest, now I am scared. What is happening to me?!?!?!?!?

Saratov -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 7:15:59 PM)
18.Wanta see my vasectomy scar? 19. You sure got nice tits, can I see 'em?

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:04:13 PM)
20. Do you spit or swallow?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:06:42 PM)
21: So what do you look for in a guy, aside from a really big dick? (yes, Ive been asked this... on a first date)

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:07:16 PM)
22. We need to stop by Loki's place before we head home.

fairerthanshe -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:08:20 PM)
23. have you considered a lift and an enhancement?

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:12:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius 22. We need to stop by Loki's place before we head home. Oh man! That would definitely skeer them off! 24. Soooo... you like it doggy style?

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:23:01 PM)
25. Mom says I need to have the car home by 9, but we can hangout in the basement.

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:24:47 PM)
26. So how much do you charge per hour? 27. Do I pay you before or after the sex?

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:36:38 PM)
28. Hello slut!

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:39:25 PM)
pssst they like that one 29. Don't worry about the rash, it won't be contagious for another couple of days.

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