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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:23:22 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:31:38 PM   
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47. So.. what do you really think of clit piercing?


48. Sooo... you like whips chains and nipple clamps?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:34:43 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:36:00 PM   
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Scared of Masters Loki and Thadius 
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Scared!?!? hahaha funny as hell to me  so Troll.... you keeping your boat in Michigan too?

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:36:50 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:37:06 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:38:14 PM   
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Scared!?!? hahaha funny as hell to me  so Troll.... you keeping your boat in Michigan too?



Nope, the new one will be here in Okiville.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:40:43 PM   
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Scared!?!? hahaha funny as hell to me  so Troll.... you keeping your boat in Michigan too?



Nope, the new one will be here in Okiville.

Slurp!


Gotta love a Master that can soften bad news in such a pleasurable way ;)

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:46:45 PM   
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Gotta love a Master that can soften bad news in such a pleasurable way ;)



Haul your ass to Okiville.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:50:33 PM   
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51. Okay, it's time to go that's my wife coming in.


52. Your nice! Not like the other 5 of my babies dady's.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:52:36 PM   
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54. Are you claustrophobic?

Damn accountants gave me the wrong numbers.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:53:36 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:55:20 PM   
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53. Now hold still we don't want the brand to move around.
54. Are you claustrophobic?

Damn accountants gave me the wrong numbers.

excuse me Master Thadius accountants aren't the problem

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:56:57 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 10:59:11 PM   
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What would you suggest is the problem then?


Master Thadius accountants always have the right numbers rofl  (sorry this girl is one)

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 11:01:17 PM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/14/2007 11:15:56 PM   
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Can I use that to get back the eroneous deposit that some accountants made to my account awhile back? I do enjoy decimal errors...



lmao Master Thadius must have been a clerk

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 3:00:26 AM   
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59. Would you like to have some wild kinky sex, after dinner? I'll be by at 7; you should have finished supper by then.

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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 3:29:15 AM   
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RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date - 4/15/2007 3:36:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		64. In the quantities required between us duct tape is expensive and cuffs are cheap!

( Did anyone else see that thing on tv about that guy who makes so many things out of duct tape that he has a fake bear skin rug outta the stuff and has already designed his own casket out of it? I was kind of wondering why he didn't just decide to be mummified..... )

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