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RE: Penis length - 4/2/2008 9:26:15 PM   
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I am unsure how i can deal with my "shortcomings".I could make a wish but i dont think anything will happen....
I have been cuckolded in the past but more of a tradional sense of the word......Do you think some lean to that interest because of their size or should i state lack of?

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RE: Penis length - 4/2/2008 9:30:35 PM   
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I am unsure how i can deal with my "shortcomings".I could make a wish but i dont think anything will happen....
I have been cuckolded in the past but more of a tradional sense of the word......Do you think some lean to that interest because of their size or should i state lack of?


Deal with them by accepting them and moving on.  Improve yourself in other areas, try tongue excercises like spitting sunflower seeds and the like (privately, of course; and clean up after).  Read books on various subjects and keep up on current events.


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RE: Penis length - 4/2/2008 9:34:56 PM   
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You know one thing you size queens don't seem to realize?  The size of a man's penis has a lot to do with how excited he is.  The next time you think your man falls short, ask yourself whether he might grow a bigger one for someone who does a little more for him.

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RE: Penis length - 4/2/2008 10:00:29 PM   
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Maybe I'm an oddball.

When I was younger, longer and thicker was where it was at. 

About a dozen years ago or so, I had a tumor removed from my ovary - I also had my ovary and fallopian tube removed.

Since then, the longer ones hurt.  I prefer the average 5-6 inches with a nice girth.  Anything longer (or inserted further) just makes me stop. 

Have other women experienced size preferences changing due to age or surgery?

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 1:57:55 PM   
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Lets also talk about vaginas please...if its like a cave with no light on then you couldnt satisfy it with a giant cucumber.
Should we tease women who dont exercise/do pelvic floor/klugel exercises and are loose?
I can say from my experiences that a fit woman who exercises even after childbirth is much nicer from the male view point but would never be as cruel to tease or taunt a woman because she wasnt tight!


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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 2:03:42 PM   
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Lets also talk about vaginas please...if its like a cave with no light on then you couldnt satisfy it with a giant cucumber.
Should we tease women who dont exercise/do pelvic floor/klugel exercises and are loose?
I can say from my experiences that a fit woman who exercises even after childbirth is much nicer from the male view point but would never be as cruel to tease or taunt a woman because she wasnt tight!




Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't it be better to save the 'vag bashing' for a different board; one not centered on respecting, adoring and loving those dominant women among us?  Plus, this is a thread called "Penis Length" not "Vaginal Width".


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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 2:18:22 PM   
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. . . The size of a man's penis has a lot to do with how excited he is.  The next time you think your man falls short, ask yourself whether he might grow a bigger one for someone who does a little more for him.


All the excitement on this planet can't turn a soft 1.5 inch penis into something usable.  Not usable by me, anyway.

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 2:28:48 PM   
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*chuckles*  Come on now boys.  Women are objectified and degraded based on superficial physical traits constantly in this society.  One little thread about penis size is not going to kill you.  And maybe the discomfort, defensiveness and insecurity you feel when this topic is brought up--as evidenced by your desire to lash out and repay your sense of humiliation in kind--will make you realize how unpleasant it can be to be a woman on a daily basis, in some parts of the world.

When was the last time you saw a million web pages spring up overnight because some paparazzi photographer got a snap shot of some MALE celebrity's body from an unflattering angle?

*shrug*  On topic, I agree with the women here who say they have seen some that were much too big for intercourse.  I believe the two worst I've seen to date belonged to a UK race car driver and a former center for the Houston Rockets, respectively.  Yikes.

I've never seen a penis that I considered excessively small, so I have no real way to say how many inches is too few.  I do think that any man can be pleasing, though, if his prime motivation is to please someone other than himself. 

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 3:27:06 PM   
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i think size is important, but that it's better to not judge it with a ruler~


i'm still sticking to this, there's too much other important things as well, but than just size doesn't equal fit, and size will affect so many other things.  but really now, there's bigger issues than being big.  i'd rather be modest in size than a 2 pump chump~  and if i had ED it wouldn't matter much what the size it is~  sure i'd rather have a normal'ish one that can be completely erect instead of a monstro penis that is best described as "tries really hard"~  and i'd rather have something large instead of something so small that people are like "you should quit trying"~  i'd rather have something that is ideal than too small, or too big~  i'd rather have something usable than just for looks~  and i'd definitely rather not have something that just gets me "odd looks"~

everyone fits together different, but simply too big is too big, too small is too small.  you have every size inbetween that you can put to use, but whether or not it'll reach a certain line of satisfaction... it'll just depend on who you're with and all that yadda yadda.

though really now, if it's too big that your bodies can't come together in a complete embrace, or too small that you can't hardly move without it falling out, that's going to be highly limiting how enjoyable it can be since you can't just go about things naturally.  but that's dealing in length, width is just another story.  

lets be honest, we're not talking about looks, so you can't really say it's superficial for that, we're talking about function, and size is a part of being able to function~  sure there's other things in life, and other things you could do that "might be enough" to make up for it, but the question isn't what other things can you do, or what could you use your tongue, fingers, etc...

it's what can you do, or what can't you do with "your" penis. 

people might find they have to forgive honest answers that aren't politically correct when they dare to ask the question.

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 3:39:56 PM   
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One little thread about penis size is not going to kill you. 


What more worrying is that You Ladies keep telling us our brains are in our dick..... Have You any clue how small that makes the average male brain. Not only have we got small dicks but were officially stooopid 

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 6:20:27 PM   
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Hmmmm its not the size that matters its if he knows how to properly use it. Personally I prefer a nice curve with someone who is very skilled at knowing exactly what to do. What can I say it puts a big smile on my face!


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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 6:25:42 PM   
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What more worrying is that You Ladies keep telling us our brains are in our dick..... Have You any clue how small that makes the average male brain. Not only have we got small dicks but were officially stooopid 


Do you really need to spell out what so many other posters here have made extravagantly clear?  *groans and giggles*


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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 6:26:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ShaktiSama
One little thread about penis size is not going to kill you. 

What more worrying is that You Ladies keep telling us our brains are in our dick..... Have You any clue how small that makes the average male brain. Not only have we got small dicks but were officially stooopid 

not just that, but how large this thread is getting is like a compensation derived from the insecurity~
how big can it get?

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 6:32:47 PM   
darchChylde


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how large this thread is getting is like a compensation derived from the insecurity~
how big can it get?



Ok, here's the idea... who's got the nerve to start the following thread?


"Every page adds a quarter inch, please help me get a bigger dick!!!"


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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 10:25:28 PM   
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In the words (possibly paraphrased) of someone who i respect greatly.

"Size isn't everything, but what are you going to do with a Bic?"



Yes, good question. But, if you like the meat to have length, a Bic is better than a pint-size hot-dog appetizer winer or fat 3 inch sausage.

:)


Perhaps, but I can assure you, it's not better when the bic is the exact size (length, girth) of said penis LOL
What a disappointing day that way.  Thanks for reminding me my pet lol

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 10:26:46 PM   
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Anytime, suga

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 10:30:29 PM   
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As my (very) drunken friend was yelling at some girl at the bar who turned him down....

"IT MAY BE SHORT, BUT ITS SKINNY!!!!"

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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 11:06:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

In the words (possibly paraphrased) of someone who i respect greatly.

"Size isn't everything, but what are you going to do with a Bic?"



Yes, good question. But, if you like the meat to have length, a Bic is better than a pint-size hot-dog appetizer winer or fat 3 inch sausage.

:)


Perhaps, but I can assure you, it's not better when the bic is the exact size (length, girth) of said penis LOL
What a disappointing day that way.  Thanks for reminding me my pet lol


*groans*  i love it Ma'am, i'm sure You can see the assumptions running through everyone's head at Your response *laughing my ass off* oh well, always wonderful to see You swing by to take the wind from my sails.  *huggles*




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RE: Penis length - 4/3/2008 11:11:22 PM   
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Way back when I tried switching  in the old days.....My Domme didn't seem to mind having seven and a half inches up her ass.

Of course-your "mileage" may vary..

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RE: Penis length - 4/4/2008 1:23:09 AM   
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What's alarming is that I'm sure you mean this seriously.

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And maybe the discomfort, defensiveness and insecurity you feel when this topic is brought up--as evidenced by your desire to lash out and repay your sense of humiliation in kind--will make you realize how unpleasant it can be to be a woman on a daily basis, in some parts of the world.

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