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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:22:28 PM)
quote: Cartoon tits always trump "no tits". (Tits are a wonderful thing). You know alot about cartoon ones don't you peewee??? edited over stupid quote buttons.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:23:58 PM)
quote: Please don't forget to acknowledge the true essence of the BBW...Or else this thread could go on for days. No, because then it would turn into a "fat" thread and there are as many of those as there are the political ones.

domiguy -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:25:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval I don't get it! Are you guys saying that you have encountered talking tits and talking testicles! Have all the ones I have encountered be substandard then?! I'm so confused! [sm=whoa.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: Yes I have encountered the dramatic lopsided titation on more than one woman ...When the subject was brought up it was not warmly received...I have since learned that the "uneven tit talk" is best to be avoided. You think that's bad, try having the uneven testicle talk. On the plus size it's nice that I enjoy tears. edited because the frickin p key was not where it was supposed to be. They are simply to ashamed to speak...So it is up to the viewer to point out such deformities...."Wow, Sarah, Your tits are really mismatched it's like the left one belongs on a women and the right one you stole from a twelve year old.".....As her eyes well with tears Sarah responds, "How can you say such a thing." Realizing my error I calculate the damage into terms as whether I still have the possibility of getting laid by this lopsided Lucy and then proceed. "Well, it actually is rather simple...Wow sounds alot like cow only beginning with a "wa" sound" This is usually where the conversation ends.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:26:24 PM)
quote: I don't get it! Are you guys saying that you have encountered talking tits and talking testicles! Have all the ones I have encountered be substandard then?! I'm so confused! [sm=whoa.gif] What? You've never encountered talking testicles? Those are the ones that scream when you squeeze them. Twisting works as well. There's a particularly difficult two handed hold that makes them babble incoherently as well.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:29:49 PM)
quote: They are simply to ashamed to speak...So it is up to the viewer to point out such deformities...."Wow, Sarah, Your tits are really mismatched it's like the left one belongs on a women and the right one you stole from a twelve year old.".....As her eyes well with tears Sarah responds, "How can you say such a thing." Realizing my error I calculate the damage into terms as whether I still have the possibility of getting laid by this lopsided Lucy and then proceed. "Well, it actually is rather simple...Wow sounds alot like cow only beginning with a "wa" sound" This is usually where the conversation ends. Perhaps the thought should come prior to the lopsided discussion thus assuring yourself of getting laid...then having the lopsided discussion. Talk about tears! They're always more vulnerable and emotional after sex. How do you not know this?

domiguy -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:41:14 PM)
True. I think it would be make for a dynamic post coital conversation to say something along the lines "Wow!!! you are an incredible fuck for someone with such an odd assortment of tits...If you weren't impaled upon the Domidong I think you might have lost your balance!"

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:43:17 PM)
quote: True. I think it would be make for a dynamic post coital conversation to say something along the lines "Wow!!! you are an incredible fuck for someone with such an odd assortment of tits...If you weren't impaled upon the Domidong I think you might have lost your balance!" Even better idea, perhaps bring it up midcoitus. Gives new meaning to the term "Bronco" fuck.

Griswold -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:43:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: Cartoon tits always trump "no tits". (Tits are a wonderful thing). You know alot about cartoon ones don't you peewee??? edited over stupid quote buttons. (Hey!!!! I never mentioned the time you asked me for a ride to Secaucus and, once there asked me "are we in the same time zone as that 7-11 we just passed 4 minutes ago?")

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:46:58 PM)
quote: (Hey!!!! I never mentioned the time you asked me for a ride to Secaucus and, once there asked me "are we in the same time zone as that 7-11 we just passed 4 minutes ago?") Darlin' I can see cock-us anytime I wish to. ( Ba dump dump Thank yeew I'll be here all week.) Funny, intimating I'm a dumb blonde doesn't drive me nearly as nuts as my calling you peewee does to you.

Griswold -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:49:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: (Hey!!!! I never mentioned the time you asked me for a ride to Secaucus and, once there asked me "are we in the same time zone as that 7-11 we just passed 4 minutes ago?") Darlin' I can see cock-us anytime I wish to. ( Ba dump dump Thank yeew I'll be here all week.) Funny, intimating I'm a dumb blonde doesn't drive me nearly as nuts as my calling you peewee does to you. Thank ewe....thank ewe vurrrrry muuuuuuuch.

domiguy -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:50:20 PM)
Poor, poor, peewee.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:51:18 PM)
quote: quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: (Hey!!!! I never mentioned the time you asked me for a ride to Secaucus and, once there asked me "are we in the same time zone as that 7-11 we just passed 4 minutes ago?") Darlin' I can see cock-us anytime I wish to. ( Ba dump dump Thank yeew I'll be here all week.) Funny, intimating I'm a dumb blonde doesn't drive me nearly as nuts as my calling you peewee does to you. Thank ewe....thank ewe vurrrrry muuuuuuuch. No problem...any time I can help point out your umm...shortcomings...I'm happy to do so.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 5:52:52 PM)
quote: Poor, poor, peewee. HA! Gosh, I just love you sometimes DG. Second best laugh I've had all day.

UtopianRanger -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 6:56:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied It is so boring. Except when they start fighting amongst themselves. ''Boring'' --- That's what I think of the ''general'' part of the boards. And not only are the topics boring, they're fucking redundant and MINDLESS - But you don't see me over there complaining about it. At least with politics there's a bit of an evolutionary cycle. I consider the folks here that discuss politics on the ’’off topic'' section to be REAL genuine people who care about what's happening in the world they live in......and to be completely honest with you... I far-and-away respect them the most – even the one’s I don’t agree with. Now....if some of the people here are bitching because politics have been infused into the general part of the boards, then that's something to boo-who about. But complaining about politics in ''off topic'' section of the board makes the complainer look like a petty cry baby. If you don't like politics.... ignore those threads. -- It's that easy. - R

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 7:12:10 PM)
Wow. I read the first page of the thread. I read the last page of the thread. Somewhere in those pages between, we went from political rambles to lopsided boobs to fighting about whether the people who post in the off-topic section are less whatever than the ones who post in other sections. It makes me scared to read those other pages.

Level -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 7:35:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied It is so boring. Except when they start fighting amongst themselves. Instigator. [8D]

dcnovice -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 7:54:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: Please don't forget to acknowledge the true essence of the BBW...Or else this thread could go on for days. No, because then it would turn into a "fat" thread and there are as many of those as there are the political ones. Ah, but have we had a fat-political thread?

domiguy -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 8:13:16 PM)
Do BBW's tend to tend to throw their weight towards Republican idealogy over that of the Democrats?

Vendaval -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 11:04:09 PM)
As in pork-barrel politics? [8D] Or are you talking about the pork bellies on the stock exchange? [8\|] Or making bacon? Or pigs in a blanket? [sm=meh.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Ah, but have we had a fat-political thread?

Sinergy -> RE: Turning every thread into a political debate (5/7/2007 11:10:17 PM)
So I go up to this 14 year old. Her parents are watching. I look her up and down. I politely ask her if she has ever had a Brazilian waxing. She tells me that this is inappropriate. I ask her if she knows what a Brazilian waxing is. She tells me she does not want to have this conversation. So I explain the Brazilian waxing thing to her. I offer to give her one. I finally move into position so I can more fully explain the concept. Im watching the look of shock, revulsion, disgust, etc., on her parents face. Finally, I attack her, get smashed in the helmet, kicked in the groin protector, and kneed in the head. Parents come up after class and thank me for helping to keep their daughter safe. Weird. Sinergy

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