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It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 6:46:13 AM

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Lastnight, 10 minutes into a strapon session/scene my strapon broke off in my subs
butt. He started going crazy cuz, I couldn't get it out right away. I told him to relax.
He did and it fell out.

To make a long story short, check latex starpons for cracks around the base of it before play begins.

Diane

RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:00:48 AM

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Must......resist.......making...... jokes........

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:03:57 AM

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I thought it was funny but, he didn't think so.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:06:10 AM

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Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass.

Damnit! Sorry - just cant help it

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:08:20 AM

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Christ! Haven't even finished my first cup of coffee and I read this? Lmao...!!!!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:09:53 AM

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Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass.

Damnit! Sorry - just cant help it

E

LOL

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:12:04 AM

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I wish I got it on video.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:16:40 AM

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He was running around the house like a chicken with it's head cut off 'til it fell out.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:18:10 AM

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Oh alright..how about -

"sounds like one heck of a cock up"

"what a pain in the arse"

there's more, but I'll spare you

E

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:19:19 AM

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he probably knew he was going to be the butt of many jokes.

(I'm sorry. I just have no self control.)

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:21:26 AM

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Keep the jokes coming cuz, I'm gonna make him read this thread later.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:28:30 AM

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what goes up, must come down.

now I will stop!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:30:11 AM

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one more:

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:31:54 AM

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Did you punishing him for breaking your toy??? Thats rich.. Where is the darn video when you need it!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:31:59 AM

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Please tell him I'm sorry this happened to him. It must've been a real pain in the ass.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:32:55 AM

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Brings a whole new meaning to the notion of breaking off mid session.....

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:46:41 AM

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"It all comes out in the end"

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:48:37 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass.

Damnit! Sorry - just cant help it

E

Haha LadyEllen your too much

OP I can imagine that your sub was frightened and I hope that he is ok. Keeping him calm was the best thing you could have done.

~Lashra

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:49:04 AM

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The other evening, strap on tied
I took my subby for a ride
But soon we heard this eery snap
That sent him into quite a flap
"Its broken off!" he moaned and cried
And sure enough it was inside
I could have laughed, but that were cruel
Instead I searched round for a tool
To extricate it, get it out
But all his running had no doubt
Loosened it, and out it popped
Straight onto the floor it flopped
The lesson here is check your toys
Before you use them on your boys

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/4/2007 7:54:07 AM

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I love it!!!!

I thought about using a corkscrew.

Diane

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