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ORIGINAL: apettiger

dear kinky abby,
i took your advice and had my Mentor (with my Tamer's permission) with me as i tried my hand at topping. She said i was not rough enough and that i giggled too much, and that NO sub should be laughing when Y/you are done sceening them.lol no I could never laugh at the end of a scene. I figure it would be taken as disrespect or that they had not been harsh enough and then God knows what they would do.....lol.     I take it that it was NOT a tickle session?
i dont want to hurt anyone unless i am getting paid for it ( i AM sub, after all). all the flinching and crying out disturbs me. if you are sub then say you cannot switch and stay sub  otherwise consider becoming a professional Domme.
how can i get past this? should i pretend i have a check coming after i am done?

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Life is short, so forgive quickly. Believe slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. Never regret anything that makes you happy.

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Dear Kinky Abby

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Life is short, so forgive quickly. Believe slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. Never regret anything that makes you happy.

 

The above is extracted from your message of the day and the highlighted bit has set me wondering.. My ex wife has mysteriosly re appeared on the scene and I am certain she has heard rumours about my relationship with the new lady in my life and is here to try to interefere. Even tho' she says she hates me she still tries to control me. For my own good, thats what she says.

Anyway my question is this, if I "accidently" pushed her downstairs and then trod on her as I rushed to help her, since that would definitely make me happy, should I regret it. ?
Maybe an old fashioned , you've may have heard of the expression sexual healing, well maybe a sexual beating would suffice. The problem there is that when I used to do that to her she used to hit me back, harder.

My life is in turmoil, I am miserable and need some advice.
Yours .....put upon and not liking it... seeks.

I've just realised that as she tumbled down the stairs I would be laughing uncontrollably as required in the above quote. So a second question, I cant be  a bad person, can I ? After all you recommended the laughing and you are always right.

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Dear Kinky Abbey

Can you please make seeks send me some nudie shots of himself, please?

Miss Iwannaseeseeksnakedrightnow.

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Abby, you Iowan ******  this post is not from seeks that no good useless but rather fanciable ex of mine. its from his better and I really mean better half Gretchen HildaWe've resorted to insults hmmmm, such maturity.

I know all about you Abby, that is why I have returned to demand that you keep your hands off what is rightfully mine.Seems if he is "rightfully" yours, there would be no need to make this demand.  If you know all about me you know I don't suffer threats or demands easily.Ask Cautious
Seeks has a severe case of unresolved Oedipus then why is he consorting with younger women?complex and needs some one nice that's questionable like me to help him along the way.
What reward do I get, he wants to push me downstairs. thats what. I know he's a pig but at least is going to be my pig.

If you have any advice Seeks wont get it 'cos I am going to tie him to the bed and sit on his face so at least he will see some sense.Some sense? or some cents?  You know some people just don't bring a very high price depending on their skills and appeal.

Happy Groundhog day to you In the states Groundhog day is in February.   Of course in Cautious' back yard it's every day.
Gretchen H. So you'd rather keep by force something that should be given with joy. Does not sound like you are a very happy person. Maybe you need some counselling and advice or a good old fashioned down home Iowa ass whuppin. We know how to treat beligerant sows here.

adding: same applies to that Ozzie harpie, MsMagnolia.
Gretchen rules in the Seeks household OK ?I think threats and demands are useless as he'll seek what brings his bliss not what forces him into misery. You reek of insecurity. If you must ask me if you are in control, I would say you doubt your own ability to control. 

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ORIGINAL: Silvar

Oh shoot, I knew I should've taken that right turn at the Ostrich farm.  >_<  Anyways, I kinda figured earlier not to make that turn when I saw a sign saying "Beware of radioactive, godzilla-related animals" near the farm.  After heading down there, all I found was some guy dressing up ducks in reptile bones and claws to say they are 'ferocious'.  -_-

I realized my error when I was heading to my car and saw you and Kinky Abbey zoom down the road, 80 miles per hour, when a minute later the biggest raccoon was right behind your car.  I turned back to the crazy guy with the duck and asked if he just saw that, and he simply shrugged and said, "Those are nothing new around here."  O_O

-Silvar

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ORIGINAL: Silvar

Oh shoot, I knew I should've taken that right turn at the Ostrich farm.  >_<  Anyways, I kinda figured earlier not to make that turn when I saw a sign saying "Beware of radioactive, godzilla-related animals" near the farm.  After heading down there, all I found was some guy dressing up ducks in reptile bones and claws to say they are 'ferocious'.  -_-

I realized my error when I was heading to my car and saw you and Kinky Abbey zoom down the road, 80 miles per hour, when a minute later the biggest raccoon was right behind your car.  I turned back to the crazy guy with the duck and asked if he just saw that, and he simply shrugged and said, "Those are nothing new around here."  O_O

-Silvar

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Why? Why is everyone always picking on Iowa? Caucus envy???

~singing, oh, come and see, come dance with me,
              to the beautiful iowa waltz~

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

I'm not sure why eveyone is picking on Iowa, but since I live here, I figured I had the right to do it at least a little bit.

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Well, sure...WE can. It is Iowa, after all.

(in reply to cautiousiasub)