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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 11:50:12 AM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 11:56:49 AM   
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"Hey cutie, want to play Titanic? I'll scream iceberg and you go down."

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(everyone else's post was missing the ZING, which really makes it less funny imho)

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 11:57:07 AM   
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"You are drunk and smelly and kind of repulsive right now. Do you really think you'll do any better than me?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 12:00:37 PM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 12:02:00 PM   
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Steel is having entirely too much fun with this thread. Keep it up (the snowball story was my very favorite)!!!!

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 12:07:57 PM   
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"Do you clean your clothes with Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 12:12:57 PM   
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"Okay, no lines, no cheesyness, I wanna eat your pussy. Not that wimpy lap-lap-lap stuff I mean I wanna Drive your Vulva with my Tongue, I want to force you to scream your own daddy's name and wanna smack your grandma, don't answer right now, I'll come back with another sour apple martini and and then we can go to your place. I lilke Omelets and Fresh Tomatoes for Breakfast" 

Then just walk to the bar.

If sheis still there when you get back.... you will get lucky Trust me.

Confidence is half the battle.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 12:16:59 PM   
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This one is only good around Christmas:

"Santa couldn't have put anything in your stockings that was better than what was already there".

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 1:14:59 PM   
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I still can not believe it but one that has acctualy workd a couple times.
*Man walks up to a girl at a table grabs an ice cube out of her drink and crushes it in the table*
"Now that the ice is broken want to fuck?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 2:23:36 PM   
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Never worked but still my favorite way to see how vanilla someone is.....

"Hey, I bet your ass tastes like freshly ground cinnamon!"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 2:49:20 PM   
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"You must have parked your sweet ass in the wrong bar tonight...cause girl, you got FINE written all over you!"

Yeah this one doesn't quite work when their drunk, cause they don't quite get the FINE remark sooo I have heard it done in a different way.

"Girl your hips are a moving violation, your breasts a traffic hazard.....you've got FINE written all you!"


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 3:18:10 PM   
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"So I heard your Mother was better in bed, wanna prove your brother wrong?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 3:41:58 PM   
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"Hi. Please don't scream."

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 3:52:37 PM   
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Hi, would you cheat on your husband or boyfriend? No? would you lie still so I can?


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 4:01:00 PM   
estah


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Steel I do not know you well enough to go halves in a kid and I already have two of them.

But heck the driving y vulvo with your tongue is just downright tempting.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 4:31:07 PM   
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"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

and the ever popular classic "nice shoes.  lets fuck."

kitten, giggling

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 5:40:50 PM   
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So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?  Scrambled... or fertilized?  

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 7:46:06 PM   
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NewMaster79 - That was priceless - still laughing!!!!

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 12:15:59 AM   
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FR

I want to tickle your belly button, from the inside.

T

Oh wait, that's not bad, forget it.

T

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 2:43:25 AM   
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Steel, I love you! You had me at "I wanna drive your vulva with my tongue" YOU are so dang funny!

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