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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/8/2009 9:56:25 PM   
Gocan


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/8/2009 10:59:49 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Sure,

Thanks, I promised my Mother I would call her the second I met the woman that I was going to marry, Is it okay to call long distance I really want you to talk to her.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/10/2009 9:18:22 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Excuse me can I borrow your cell phone?

Sure,

Thanks, I promised my Mother I would call her the second I met the woman that I was going to marry, Is it okay to call long distance I really want you to talk to her.

~Steel~


lol omg

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/10/2009 10:32:59 AM   
estah


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Status: offline 		Steele you are just dangerous for the health...I am not sure if I should be all swoony or laughing myself silly. I guess I will settle it by doing both.

I am so loving this thread.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/10/2009 11:35:15 AM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/11/2009 2:40:05 PM   
Taggerung


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Him That's a great shirt.
Me Thanks
Him I bet it would look even better on my floor in the sunlight tomorrow morning.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/11/2009 6:24:39 PM   
Aanakaris


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I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?




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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/11/2009 10:11:17 PM   
SteelofUtah


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.



Ohhhh this is sexy in that I broke into your house to smell your pillows kinda way.



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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 8:56:06 AM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 10:27:22 AM   
Hillwilliam


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 12:25:09 PM   
pixidustpet


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You're prettier than a speckled pup in a little red wagon with a bow around his neck


i've had this said to me.

didnt work, but i DID offer him some papertowels to mop up the spit-take that landed on his semi-clean blue jeans.  he declined.

remember...never lay out a cheesy pickup line on a girl (or guy) who's just taken a sip of their drink!

kitten

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 2:11:03 PM   
Starbuck09


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 4:47:33 PM   
Sunnyfey


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'Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?'

No seriously....he said that. Granted it was at a foot and shoe fetish party...but still


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 4:53:23 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.



Ohhhh this is sexy in that I broke into your house to smell your pillows kinda way.



ROTFLMFAO.. *wipes tears* I'm sorry, 'nice shoes wanna fuck?' just loses all of it's punch after that..

< Message edited by GoddessImaginos -- 8/12/2009 4:54:53 PM >

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 5:24:35 PM   
Sunnyfey


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

I'd crawl naked for five miles over broken glass and rusty nails just to lick the tires on the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.



Ohhhh this is sexy in that I broke into your house to smell your pillows kinda way.



ROTFLMFAO.. *wipes tears* I'm sorry, 'nice shoes wanna fuck?' just loses all of it's punch after that..


You got a point there Goddess. Now I'm kind of jelous no one ever threatened to sniff my pillows...though one guy DID want to sniff my panties...*squick*


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 5:32:44 PM   
LadySweetOrSour


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And I married the guy.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 6:23:16 PM   
SteelofUtah


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quote:

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Steel, have you ever considered writing a book? 


Write a Book...... I still have problems reading them.

Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/12/2009 9:36:49 PM   
Aanakaris


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/13/2009 12:28:12 AM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/13/2009 4:21:40 AM   
Alphascendant


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Do you always look so pretty, or are you usually absolutely beautiful

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