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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 5:27:47 AM

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*holding a hanky*

"Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 8:23:37 AM

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cheesiest line ...
do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 8:48:50 AM

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"Fuck me if I'm Wrong, but aren't you Famous?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 10:48:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

*holding a hanky*

"Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

*snooooorrrrrrrzzzzzz*

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 10:55:11 AM

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Dont say anything. Just look at her, smile.....and lick your eyebrow

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 11:15:57 AM

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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven

You father must be a baker because honey you have nice buns

Your father must be a thief because he stole the stars an put them in your eyes

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 11:47:29 AM

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get a Paper Lunch Bag.

Ask her to put her hand in it and then close the top around her arm and say:

"Okay, now Do it."

The usual response is "Do what?"

To which you should replay.

"Oh Come on you know... Do It,"

The usual response is "I don't know what you want me to do."

Look to a friend and say:

"I told you she wouldn't know what to do once I got her in the sack"

Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 12:58:52 PM

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you are killing me Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 1:15:32 PM

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true line used on me:
It's ok God meant us to have sex.
fail.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 2:59:58 PM

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Catching the eye of a cutie last night I made eye contact with her and gave her a little wink and then just tilted my head down. A second later I peeked back at her and winked again and tilted my head back down. When she walked over to me, I picked my head back up and she was standing in front of me.She asked why I was looking down after I winked at her. To which I responded " Sweetie it won't suck itself!"

It worked.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 3:14:55 PM

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The No confidence line

"Miss I have been watching you from acxross the room for hours and you are the most amazing vision I have ever seen easily the most beautiful woman in this room, I was thinking about coming over here and hitting on you but now that I am here I realize that you are even more out of my leauge than originally thought and so I will simplt take myself from your presence, I hope a better looking man finds you tonight and wines and dines you the way that I would and that you truely deserve."

Then just walk away

60% of the time she will stop you and tell you to come back, even if she doesn't sleep with you they almost always have a friend who is usually more than willing too.

Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/6/2009 4:33:09 PM

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Steel is having way too much fun with these lines. How about, "I have a lot of bad habits. Would you like to be one?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/7/2009 8:20:26 PM

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I never used 'em...
I've been looking for a pair of pants like that, any chance I could talk you out of 'em?
My, that's a nice set of suck-handles you got there, any idea where a fella could get his hands on a set of them?
Would you like to dance? No? Well, I guess a blow job is completely out of the question, then.
Come home with me, and if I'm not the best fuck you've ever had, I'll give you $100.
Hello, I'm independantly wealthy.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/7/2009 8:30:50 PM

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I can't believe no one's mentioned this one: "Got any Irish in ya? No? Want some..?"

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/7/2009 8:47:00 PM

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Good news, the test results are negative!

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/7/2009 8:51:13 PM

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I think you pregnant girls are so hot.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/7/2009 8:57:33 PM

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OMG, that brought back a stupid memory; check this out:
I'm walking down the street to the convenience store. It is 1985, in California (which might explain some things, actually..). I am about eight months gone with My oldest son (now 24), large and healthy and by all other accounts, quite beautiful as pregnant Gals go. A ratty ass old pickup truck pulls up near Me in the parking lot and this scumbag leans out and wants to know if I'll come do acid with him, and presumably him as well.
Some people are still alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

< Message edited by GoddessImaginos -- 8/7/2009 8:58:17 PM >

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/7/2009 9:17:25 PM

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Go to a maternity ward.

"C'mon, I know you girls put out."

:D

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/8/2009 7:02:47 AM

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Actually used on me while I was married, "So, that ring don't plug no holes." I agree with some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/8/2009 8:31:51 AM

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i've heard one like this before (used on someone else, not me)...

For all the pirate-y people...

(paraphrased) "Hi, I'm a pirate. Mind if I search for treasure in your chest?"

And...

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

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