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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/13/2009 5:51:11 AM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/13/2009 10:12:31 PM   
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'hi i'm (insert name) I don't work, I live with my parents and I spent all my money playing bar VLTs....can I buy you a drink with my moms credit card?'

(this ones for around thanksgiving) hey there! i'm a terrible cook so if you come home with me i'll stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey instead'

'hey, didn't I see you on girls gone wild? or was that your daughter? you two look so much alike!' (a friend of mine tried this on a cougar and got kicked in the balls for it lol)

'you must me a MILF cause I know you'd do my body good!'

'hi, I can't help but notice you are exactly what i'm looking for in an ex-wife'

'is your last name campbell? cause you look mmm mmm good!'

'sleep with me and i'll never bother you again'

'ever slept with a millionaire? well do you want to give me a shot while you wait?'

'if I have to i'll point an overhead projector at you and demand your name, rank and phone number....so you might as well just give it to me now'




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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/14/2009 11:10:40 AM   
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They say to sing better, focus on someone in the crowd (Im pitiful so I need all the help I can get) I focused on a lovely young thing while singing "Why dont we get drunk and screw"  Turns out she was a Jimmy Buffett fan also and we did.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/14/2009 11:42:04 AM   
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They say to sing better, focus on someone in the crowd


As a frequent patron of live theater I can attest than many actors do this, especially when singing.

At a production of Phantom of the Opera in Toronto I was in the middle of the third row and the lovely young lady playing Christine looked me right in the eyes for over two minutes while singing "Think of Me." Truly a magical moment.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/14/2009 12:15:08 PM   
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Had you also scored the blowjob (either while she was singing into the microphone as it were, or at least humming the Marine Corp Anthem)  it would have been a good pickup line.............but as it is................

LOL,
Ron

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/14/2009 12:17:08 PM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/14/2009 12:26:27 PM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/14/2009 2:00:20 PM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/16/2009 6:05:02 AM   
BriteBlond


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No thanks, I've already got one arsehole in my nickers.


(Okay, sort of topic, but still funny.)

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/18/2009 10:15:08 AM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/18/2009 10:22:05 AM   
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No.

Wanna Go Camping?

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/18/2009 1:03:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		the camping one I heard as a joke years ago though the version I heard was.
If you went camping and got drunk then woke up with a sore ass and scratch marks all over your back.. would you tell anyone?
no?
want to go camping? I'll bring the beer

This is a pick up line someone I use to know used and it worked...
"lets be honest you're not much to look at but I'll do you if you put a bag on your head."
and yes she put a bag on her head...   I have no idea how that guy survived as long as he did with lines like that let alone get the girl lol.






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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/18/2009 1:19:04 PM   
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hey there...i forgot where i live, can i come home with you

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/19/2009 5:18:36 AM   
Aanakaris


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You remind me of Pokemon, let me get a Piccachu.

My pants don't fit right, can I get in yours?


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