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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 12:17:46 PM   
cuckoldmepls


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 12:27:55 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 1:01:24 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 2:15:52 PM   
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[Cop talk for "Write me a ticket."]



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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 2:59:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Officer:  "License and Registration please."

Me: "These are not the droids you're looking for."

ALSO

Officer:  "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Me:  "Nope, I disconnected the speedometer last month."


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 3:10:03 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 3:33:55 PM   
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quote:

Officer:  "License and Registration please."

Me: "These are not the droids you're looking for."



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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 6:02:22 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 7:22:39 PM   
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Do you realize how much trouble I can get into in this thread ? And my fingers are really itching.

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 7:47:31 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 7:50:31 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 7:53:14 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 9:09:14 PM   
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"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you. Bad boys bad boys..."


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/13/2009 9:40:37 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/14/2009 6:30:44 AM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/14/2009 8:41:22 AM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/14/2009 9:14:13 AM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/14/2009 9:52:03 AM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/14/2009 9:58:41 AM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/14/2009 10:01:14 AM   
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