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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/21/2009 12:38:57 PM   
Hillwilliam


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in the same vein


I wasnt tailgating, I was drafting

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 8:50:55 AM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 8:57:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		dude.. that uniform seriously makes your ass look big....oh wait.. you're ALL ass.   Carry on.

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 9:00:17 AM   
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have you been copping?

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 9:03:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

dude.. that uniform seriously makes your ass look big....oh wait.. you're ALL ass.   Carry on.


OMG !!

ROFL !!

Thank you, I needed a good laugh !!


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 12:59:02 PM   
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< Message edited by Leiren -- 8/25/2009 1:03:58 PM >

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 1:00:22 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 1:05:06 PM   
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I pay your wages.  That makes you my little bitch. 


Now this was actually said to me when I was a cop.....to which my reply was simply " Well while we are speaking of that I need a damn raise, and here's your change" while handing them a nickel.......and yes, within the hour I was called into the Chief's office on that one but it was worth it, and even he got a kick out of it after he chewed me out for it!

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/25/2009 11:57:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		say that to a cop and the next thing you'll be saying is '....so screw you I says to the cop and the next thing I remember is a loud crack and this biker guy trying to get my pants off'

true story actually...but lets not going there

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/28/2009 1:11:24 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 8/28/2009 5:42:49 PM   
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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/3/2009 8:49:28 AM   
cuckoldmepls


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/8/2009 8:38:22 AM   
cuckoldmepls


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Status: offline 		Drive off while tearing the ticket up, and throw it out the window. Do this about 5 times for which you will then receive 5 tickets for littering. Never tell him you were using your brother's drivers license who refused to loan you money even though he's rich.

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/11/2009 12:30:55 PM   
cuckoldmepls


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/12/2009 12:34:24 AM   
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COP (leaning into car window and talking to Sarah): Do you know why I'm standing here?

SARAH (all innocent and suchlike): Because you got all 'C's at college?

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/12/2009 5:13:44 AM   
Grofast


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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/12/2009 7:55:01 PM   
Lordmanannan


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Status: offline 		Speed on a street with pedestrians nearby. Let the officer pull you over. Act completely calm and respectful until he comes back with your license. Then snatch it away from him quickly and yell loudly enough for everyone to hear, "I will NOT give you head to get out of a ticket!" Then drive off before he can react. 

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/14/2009 10:26:45 PM   
Rhodes85


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say that to a cop in vancouver and you're probably right lol

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/15/2009 6:32:06 AM   
mastercaleb


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man:well officer,i got here as fast as i could!!

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RE: NEVER say this to a cop - 9/16/2009 9:05:38 PM   
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