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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/27/2017 7:46:40 PM   
kyuketsuki1977


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I admit, I am curious, how do dog food makers know what flavor a dog food is, do they taste test it? Do they have a talking dog who tells them?

I admit that jolly red dressed fat son of a bitch did not bring me what I wanted for Christmas, got up went to the tree and there and four bound Irish red heads were not under the tree with bows!

And people wonder why I want to put his reindeer in the freezer and have him arrested for illegal spying!



I admit I know that they have human dog food taste testers, each group that makes dog food has one or two of them, I saw it on a dirtyest jobs epp.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/28/2017 12:45:28 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		I admit that Jeff is sick so I won't be bothering him so he can imbibe lots of chicken soup with garlic (most commercial soups do not have garlic, my former GF *RIP* would waterboard me with her soup). Of course the doctors are not opening their offices til next week cause I need a referral to a cardio doc for a surprise heart murmur. *grumble grumble*

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/28/2017 8:03:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why would you need a food taster? If you use chicken stock in the food, is it likely it would taste like tuna?



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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/28/2017 10:32:43 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		When he tries to eat, it feels like he is swallowing sawblades. From simple chicken soup.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/29/2017 7:12:49 AM   
kyuketsuki1977


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Status: offline 		I admit that I am frozen to the core

I admit that it makes smoking ( I smoke outside) less enjoyable

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/29/2017 12:14:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		I admit that I'm going to head to my sub's house in a couple of hours to spend the weekend.
I admit that she textedme a risqué selfie that distracted me while I was at work last week
I admit that she has to work until 8 and I just may return the favor.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/29/2017 12:36:51 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I admit it sounds like Jeff needs to be tested for strep throat.
I always felt foolish catching that or an ear infection from the kids. Shouldn’t you get to a point where you outgrow these things?

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 5:25:56 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		It never fails...I know his sister had strep so he might have been contaminated as well. You better get to the UC or ER Jeff or I ain't coming over!!!


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 12:20:36 PM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

It never fails...I know his sister had strep so he might have been contaminated as well. You better get to the UC or ER Jeff or I ain't coming over!!!





The sore throat was due to all the coughing.

I have had strep, and the best way to catch it from someone else is to kiss them, and while I love my sister a lot, I am not kissing her anywhere but the cheek.

And when she is sick, I consider blowing her a kiss from the next county a risky proposition.

However, I will say that after two jars of vicks, I seem to be improving, health wise.

Of course it would help tremendously if all the yankees would stop sending their freezing rain, drizzle, and fog to my part of Texas. I hereby put you all on notice, if you keep this up, I will find a way to exact the wrath of god type revenge....

You want cold weather, I will figure out how to set off every super volcano on the planet to give you guys glaciers in your back yard!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 1:11:31 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		If Canada wouldn’t send all their arctic air to us, we wouldn’t have to send it south in return.
Don’t you know a Canadian you could blame instead?

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 1:18:58 PM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

If Canada wouldn’t send all their arctic air to us, we wouldn’t have to send it south in return.
Don’t you know a Canadian you could blame instead?


So why send it south, give it back to them!

Build a wall, raise some mountains, do something.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 7:05:09 PM   
DesFIP


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 7:15:06 PM   
tamaka


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 8:03:05 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		As its minus 12 here right now(fahrenheit) sending it back wont make any difference.
sorry!!!


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 8:06:16 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Funny thing, I can be out in 12 below zero with snow coming down so hard you cant see ten feet in front of you.

Freezing rain, 25 degrees, with sleet, and I feel like some one has spent the last week beating my knees and lower back with everything from bricks to the kitchen sink still attached to the kitchen.

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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/30/2017 8:33:01 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		Im more lively when its cold...rather than damp or hot...everything creaks then. makes me grumpy.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/31/2017 6:58:05 AM   
DocStrange


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Status: offline 		I admit, the colder weather make rubber a bit more fun
I admit a rubber mummy bag and some fresh snow can be a bit of fun

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 12/31/2017 8:35:18 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		I admit that there is just enough ice on the road to make people stupid


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RE: I Admit It I........ - 1/1/2018 5:37:35 PM   
FelineRanger


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Status: offline 		I admit people are stupid on the road all the time, not just in winter.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 1/1/2018 6:29:58 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Anytime there’s ice on the road, the roads should be closed. Nobody ever knows how to drive on it and wh3n you tell them how, they’re incapable of following directions.

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