jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: DocStrange What the heck happened here???.....I leave the country for a month and when I come back its -8F I admit that is fricken cold! I admit that all evidence points to the Canadians trying to freeze American reproductive parts to the point they will no longer function so they can invade the US and subject the survivors to that crap they call bacon. I admit that a government spending program needs to be started to develop the technology to raise a mountain range along the norther US border that would be high enough to block arctic fronts from moving into the US, something along the lines of the Himalayas or Andes would be sufficient. Of course, the other option is to use the world's nuclear arsenal to force all known super volcanoes to erupt simultaneously which would cause another ice age which, when over would have permanantly altered the planet weather systems for future generations. (and have the added benefit of increasing the value of my investments in the winter sports equipment suppliers. I mean when cars wont move, you gotta use snow mobiles, snow cats, skis, snow shoes and wear lots of heavy jackets. I would be rich!)
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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