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cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 7:54:50 AM   
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I have had a recurring problem with getting poop on my Master's dick when we have anal sex. Enemas are not getting the job done and my Master says I must be doing them wrong. I seem to get about 4-5 hours of "cleanliness" from an enema. Sometimes the "window of opportunity" is a bit longer, but sometimes it's even shorter than that. I asked my gynecologist about it and she gave me a vague "every body is different, don't worry about it" kind of answer.

Here is a typical poop-on-his-dick incident. This past weekend, I gave myself three warm water enemas, about 1.5 cups of water in each one. I held the water for 5 minutes each time. The water ran out crystal clear the third time. Everything seemed fine, but 4-5 hours later, there was poop on his dick.

My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:00:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		Some people don't have that long an interval unless you give them a quart or more,pretty much an hour or less before. But I pretty much expected to have to deal with a little shit if I decided to use a hole that is customarily filled with it.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:02:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		As your gynecologist already informed you, every body IS different.

Aside from altering your diet (which I wouldn't recommend if you are eating healthy), the obvious answer for you and your Master would be for him to use a condom if he dislikes the poo; or he should use you anally during your 4-5 hour window of cleanliness. Besides, excessive enemas are not healthy and could lead to other issues down the road.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:03:10 AM   
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Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"?


Stop eating!


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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:11:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		He can't fuck your ass within a four hour window of time, so he blames you for the shit on his dick?!

What an asshole.

If he's that much of a moron, he deserves the shit on his dick.



Hasn't he ever heard of condoms?











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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:15:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Also be aware that anal sex actually stimulates the bowels to move its stuff further down from the inside...as it is pretty much the same when you do "manual evacuation" with people who are paralised neck down (as there at times you use your finger in their butt to help them to get emptied...)

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:15:49 AM   
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Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"?


Stop eating!



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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:23:40 AM   
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My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?


What you and him are doing wrong is not educating yourself on human anatomy. The body's process of digestion and elimination is continual. Waste is constantly being produced in the intestinal tract and eventually eliminated. If he's so bloody worried about geting waste material on his cock then he needs to wear a condom.


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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:25:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HandcuffBarbie

WARNING: this post is about poop.

I have had a recurring problem with getting poop on my Master's dick when we have anal sex. Enemas are not getting the job done and my Master says I must be doing them wrong. I seem to get about 4-5 hours of "cleanliness" from an enema. Sometimes the "window of opportunity" is a bit longer, but sometimes it's even shorter than that. I asked my gynecologist about it and she gave me a vague "every body is different, don't worry about it" kind of answer.

Here is a typical poop-on-his-dick incident. This past weekend, I gave myself three warm water enemas, about 1.5 cups of water in each one. I held the water for 5 minutes each time. The water ran out crystal clear the third time. Everything seemed fine, but 4-5 hours later, there was poop on his dick.

My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?


You say you have a recurring problem with getting poop on your Master's equipment during anal sex. Honestly you can't really help this or change it...the intestinal tract is where poop lives. It wasn't intended to be used strictly for sexual intercourse, it was intended to be a route for solid waste to exit the body.

It's a highly individual thing depending on your body and your diet how your intestinal tract functions. I also poop more than once a day and process things through my body fairly quickly. Like you, I also eat very healthy and go to the gym every day- 4-5 hours would be a very long clean window for me. You asked on ways to get a longer window of cleanliness, you could eliminate fruits and vegetables or anything with fiber from your diet. Which would be unhealthy but that would do the trick. I don't recommend it.

As far as I can tell you aren't doing the enemas wrong. Your body eliminates the way it does and you have to work with it. Get him in there within that time window when you'll be clean or forget doing it that day. It's a bit strange that he seems to be blaming you for this...it's just the way it is. My guy wanted me to shave all my pubic hair off and we found that because of my exercise habits and such I got continual rashes from sweating so he's adapted that idea to having me cut the hair down very short. Since he wants me to do long bike rides with him and go kayaking it's in his best interest to have me at my best and not suffering from the itchies down there. If your Master wants the anal I guess he'll have to get in there within your clean period or accept the poop.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:26:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
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Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"?

Stop eating!

Sadistic, sarcastic minds...thinking alike.

Humor aside . . . stop eating, it works.

To the OP:
1 - Change your diet so your stools are firm
2 - stop eating
3 – enema
tada, you have a clean poop shoot!

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WARNING – this reply is about car washes

1 – go to a do-it-yourself car wash
2 – insert $3 worth of quarters
3 – switch mode to the “wax my ass” position
4 – insert nozzle, pull trigger
5 – go ‘test drive’ shiny new bung hole

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 8:37:28 AM   
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Pure sarcasm would have looked more like this:
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WARNING – this reply is about car washes

1 – go to a do-it-yourself car wash
2 – insert $3 worth of quarters
3 – switch mode to the “wax my ass” position
4 – insert nozzle, pull trigger
5 – go ‘test drive’ shiny new bung hole


Not to mention a quick stop for Tic Tacs at the local convenient store.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 9:51:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well the only thing I can think of that your doing wrong, is using way too many enemas. I would suggest you ask your doctor what is safe. As to why your getting poo after 4-5 hours? That's how your body works. If your master has a problem with that, I suggest he take a biology class.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 10:12:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		TO THE OP:

Honey, are you kidding? After four or five hours? Ok, I'm not gonna belabor a point everyone else has made, but what the hell is he thinking if your DOCTOR has told you...

ohhh never mind.

Good luck,
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:17:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HandcuffBarbie

WARNING: this post is about poop.

I have had a recurring problem with getting poop on my Master's dick when we have anal sex. Enemas are not getting the job done and my Master says I must be doing them wrong. I seem to get about 4-5 hours of "cleanliness" from an enema. Sometimes the "window of opportunity" is a bit longer, but sometimes it's even shorter than that. I asked my gynecologist about it and she gave me a vague "every body is different, don't worry about it" kind of answer.

Here is a typical poop-on-his-dick incident. This past weekend, I gave myself three warm water enemas, about 1.5 cups of water in each one. I held the water for 5 minutes each time. The water ran out crystal clear the third time. Everything seemed fine, but 4-5 hours later, there was poop on his dick.

My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?


Everyone has already pointed out the obvious, but really? You poop 2-3 times a day and there are 24 hours in a day. So even if it is a day when you are only going to be pooping twice, that's 12 hours between bowel movements, so in that "window" your body is already getting prepared for another dump. Does that not seem logical to you? To your master?

He wants to have anal sex but is worried about a little shit on his dick? He says you must be doing the enemas wrong (like there are so many ways to make a mistake with that). Perhaps you need to suggest to him that he should step up to the plate and give you the fucking enema himself and see what happens 4-5 hours later. Who would he blame then?

Bottom line he doesn't like dealing with a little poop, he needs to stay out of the poop chute.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:25:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"?


Stop eating!



Sadistic, sarcastic minds...thinking alike.



That makes 3 of us..... "What am I doing wrong"? Uh, eating???

For heaven's sake.....the poop belongs there, his dick technically doesn't. YOU aren't getting poop on his dick, HE is!!! And when his dick is in there, pumping away, it creates suction that pulls more poop down to it!

It ain't rocket science, have the enema(s) right before he wants to start roto-rootering. If you keep running around trying to keep your colon as pure as the driven snow, you're going to cause yourself bigger problems than a little bit of poo on his dick.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:29:16 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:31:39 PM   
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[edit - removed snotty comment! ...but she still shouldnt have called him an "asshole".]



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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:33:11 PM   
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 My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?


< Message edited by thishereboi -- 2/16/2010 1:34:01 PM >

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:37:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		- eat less a few days before
- eat light
- take one of those "i have problems going to the toilet" pills ( sorry don't know the english name)
- go to toilet
- enema
- don't wait to long till it happens
- don't go on for ever
- accept the risk

- do it under the shower with running water.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 1:56:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		All this poo talk is just.... shitty! Ewwww!!! I just say as the others say, he should wear a condom... poop belongs there sweetie! He can either deal with it, or use to the other holes ...  

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