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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 1:57:06 PM   
Voodali


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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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And Domi, I have never taken your bait before, but this time I'll just take a moment to observe that for a Dom, you sure behave like you've been burned by a Domme in the past.



Nah. I simply call'em as I see'em. I dig a few of ya'll but most of ya are fairly fucked up.

Take this for example....

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Men make this whole thing go 'round. We pursue the subs as well as the Dommes. If Dommes were in control they would be the ones taking charge and pursuing their pathetic male subby counterparts.

They don't. It's just one of the many illusions about the whole domme bullshit.



Now let's read from your profile......

"I prefer to be pursued, and not to have to pursue. I may perv your profile, but probably won't approach you first, since I want to attract those who are truly moved to speak to me."

What type of a take charge attitude is this? I do like to joke around out here....But I am fairly fucking spot on in my observations....Odd, isn't it?


Yes.  I wait to be pursued.  Interestingly, I used to pursue because I felt predatory towards those I was attracted to.  What I ended up with were lukewarm relationships with people who really could take or leave me.  Since I prefer to be alone rather than engage in that sort of waste of energy, I now wait to be pursued.  It is part of an elimination process. Oddly, it makes me feel more empowered, rather than less.  I am less of a silly little girl scrambling to attract the attention of someone who may or may not be interested, trying to force someone into a mold they don't fit, and more of the grounded individual doing her thing, and if someone comes along who wants a part of it, it is he who must impress me.  What could be more D/s ? There is much conventional vanilla dating wisdom that can attest to this approach. 

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 1:57:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: joether

What if:

Things were reversed on collarme? The messages sent and recieved, were reversed. Dommes, instead of getting enough mail to build a sky-scraper, now only get one mail a month. Male subs, were flooded with mailings.

Okay, I'll play along for the moment.

At first, both parties would be happy, but after a few months, wouldn't the process simply become as it is now, but just opposite? Would male subs come to respect Dommes more, given, they have to (and I hate to say this in the same sentence as a Domme/Lady) whore themselves out? Would Dommes really feel respected, that their sub could drop them for someone else?

I am not sure that both parties would be happy with this because look how many unhappy male submissive's are with that one email a month. That's a conclusion I am not sure I could imagine or assume. I also cannot see how male submissive's getting lots of mail from dominant's would make them respect domina's more. There is far too little respect as it is now and with more email, I believe they would respect the domina's less as they were a dime a dozen. If there was respect in the first place by the majority, I might be able to see some respect, but when males have an abundance of women chasing them, most often I find they get their fill of as many as they want and respect them less. But this is based on what I see from many male submissive's here online.

Besides, the men would be so tired from banging anything that would bang them, since they are plentiful, I doubt they would have much time or energy to do much more than act like bunnies.

As for domina's whoring themselve's out, who can really say, but I don't see many lifestyle domina's whoring themselves out and simply have a hard time picturing it. Part of being a domina for me is my strength and will to do things my way. I don't have a number of submissive's all over me despite what's in my email and those chasing me, thus, I know for a fact, this domina wouldn't whore herself out simply because she was needy for a man in her life and there were so few of them. There are already so few I would be with that I just cannot wrap my mind around becoming less to get a lil. lol If I am so dispensable... which to many around here, I am, then so be it. My worth is not wrapped up in the going's on within the mind or pants of a male. I will wait for those who do see my worth, as I see it. lol

Yes, short term the concept sounds amusing, even a vacation. But long term, would it really be good for the concept of Femdom?

Vacation? No, I think not. When I need a vacation I hide my profile or say I am not looking and ignore the email. I don't need a vacation, too often, from how it goes now. However my eyes do hurt some days from rolling my eyes into my head with some of the games and claims. lol As for long term, lots of domina's for a few submissive's and a concept I am unsure of in your meaning, I don't see femdom changing much for me no matter the situation. lol I am who I am whether there is a man or many men around doing whatever.




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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:15:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I do have some pretty nice gams. I can swim and keep myself fairly fit so what is the worst thing that could happen by undertaking such a course of action?
Duh-your petticoats would be ruined if you fell in!

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I doubt I would wear any undies so my balls would be swinging in the breeze.
Remember-this particular boat is full of Dommes, many of whom aren't that fond of you-do you really want to provide easy access to your balls?

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No, I didn't realize you were the competition. I imagine that you being on the other side of the pond and the pound might not actually place too much strain on our quarry.
I meant that in a more general sense; you asked whether I wanted to be served by 'these pussies' all my life-I was just pointing out that I'm also after the same pussy demographic you are, if not the same actual pussies.

(And yes, it does hurt my English soul somewhere deep inside to use the word pussy in this context, but I figure I have to speak your language...)

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...something about the comparative attractiveness of lesbains and bisexuals...
I'm dismissing this bit as more coquettish garter-flashing on your part. Domi...

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Go balls to the wall. We are not competing. Though we seek the same prey we are at different ends of the pool. You are young and seek those that are nubile, pert, and still growing and blooming into their personas while I am dealing with the aged, jaded and tired twats of CM. I hate you.
For someone so 'spot on' you make an awful lot of assumptions, Domi-how do you know what I seek?

(And how can you stand to use the word 'seek', anyways?! This is real life, not a bodice ripper!)

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While I stand out here emulating the rockettes in a row boat you are trying to perfect your underhanded curve in a canoe. Do middle easterners play softball? So many questions so little time.
Nobody except the Americans plays softball, hon. We have real sports.

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I have never read your profile before, did you mention you live at home? No worries, from what I have heard, many a red blooded U.S.A. Dom still lives with their mum as well.
I'm at uni-I live in student housing, and I visit my parents during the holidays. And surely USA Doms would live with their 'moms'?

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I wish you well.
You too (I think...)


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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:20:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Voodali



Yes.  I wait to be pursued.  Interestingly, I used to pursue because I felt predatory towards those I was attracted to.  What I ended up with were lukewarm relationships with people who really could take or leave me.  Since I prefer to be alone rather than engage in that sort of waste of energy, I now wait to be pursued.  It is part of an elimination process. Oddly, it makes me feel more empowered, rather than less.  I am less of a silly little girl scrambling to attract the attention of someone who may or may not be interested, trying to force someone into a mold they don't fit, and more of the grounded individual doing her thing, and if someone comes along who wants a part of it, it is he who must impress me.  What could be more D/s ? There is much conventional vanilla dating wisdom that can attest to this approach. 



I am not picking on you so don't take this personally.

But we are the Doms....We take what we want. We are at the top of the fucking food chain. We don't wait for or prey to come to us...Fuck that!!! They are not worthy. We are not Jelly fish...We want to pursue and conquer. Any lion can eat the sexually abused,sickly, demented and beaten wildebeest we want to tackle and take down only the strong.

So the forums are our friend...We get to brush shoulders and come into contact with so many possible pummelees out here. It's a crying shame not to take full advantage of the opportunities given.

Get off your 5'0" 150 lb ass and tackle that male subby of your dreams. You will have him lounging under your feet in no time flat!!! Anywhooo, do you ever check out your competition?...You are at the top O' the heap of the Dommes. In a lull, I might even bang you.


We, at Domiguy Industries, have been helping the wayward Domme for over thirty years. ...No need to thank me...It's what I do.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:34:27 PM   
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There's a lot more conceptual meat in this thread than I would have predicted just from reading the OP.

I don't pursue women.  I interest them.  If she's not actively helping in the courtship ritual, I move on.  I'm busy.  I've seen several people post things like, "Men who pursue the pussy are really subbing to it," and I agree.


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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:38:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: joether

What if:

Things were reversed on collarme? The messages sent and recieved, were reversed. Dommes, instead of getting enough mail to build a sky-scraper, now only get one mail a month. Male subs, were flooded with mailings.

At first, both parties would be happy, but after a few months, wouldn't the process simply become as it is now, but just opposite? Would male subs come to respect Dommes more, given, they have to (and I hate to say this in the same sentence as a Domme/Lady) whore themselves out? Would Dommes really feel respected, that their sub could drop them for someone else?

Yes, short term the concept sounds amusing, even a vacation. But long term, would it really be good for the concept of Femdom?




Frankly I don't care, I don't get that many messages because I've made it quite clear WHY I am here. I'm looking for friends ONLY, I deal in reality while many do not,  plus I am a mean bitch if provoked and most don't want to deal with that. I would say however if the way things are were reversed that the male subbies would be very happy with Dommes fawning all over them, getting tit shots and messages like "I want to ram my high heel up your asshole" would send them into a wanking frenzy.

Personally I feel respect is a two way street and while I personally am not a whore, if another person wants to live their life that way, I say go for it take cash, don't accept checks. Subs can always drop their Domme for someone else.

There are actually more Domme's out there than people know, most don't get involved with the "community" because they don't want to have to deal with the bullshit. Also there are vanilla Domme's out there who run their households they just don't have a label that they wear.

Femdom means something different to each person. Some people love it, some people hate it, most just don't understand it. Frankly my life isn't a "style" it is a choice that I made and my male sub decided to join me in.

~Lashra


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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:39:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Voodali

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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Voodali


And Domi, I have never taken your bait before, but this time I'll just take a moment to observe that for a Dom, you sure behave like you've been burned by a Domme in the past.



Nah. I simply call'em as I see'em. I dig a few of ya'll but most of ya are fairly fucked up.

Take this for example....

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Men make this whole thing go 'round. We pursue the subs as well as the Dommes. If Dommes were in control they would be the ones taking charge and pursuing their pathetic male subby counterparts.

They don't. It's just one of the many illusions about the whole domme bullshit.



Now let's read from your profile......

"I prefer to be pursued, and not to have to pursue. I may perv your profile, but probably won't approach you first, since I want to attract those who are truly moved to speak to me."

What type of a take charge attitude is this? I do like to joke around out here....But I am fairly fucking spot on in my observations....Odd, isn't it?


Yes.  I wait to be pursued.  Interestingly, I used to pursue because I felt predatory towards those I was attracted to.  What I ended up with were lukewarm relationships with people who really could take or leave me.  Since I prefer to be alone rather than engage in that sort of waste of energy, I now wait to be pursued.  It is part of an elimination process. Oddly, it makes me feel more empowered, rather than less.  I am less of a silly little girl scrambling to attract the attention of someone who may or may not be interested, trying to force someone into a mold they don't fit, and more of the grounded individual doing her thing, and if someone comes along who wants a part of it, it is he who must impress me.  What could be more D/s ? There is much conventional vanilla dating wisdom that can attest to this approach. 



I like being pursued by a gentleman too. I am a sub. I always chalk it up to women are still women regardless.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:41:48 PM   
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But we are the Doms....We take what we want. We are at the top of the fucking food chain. We don't wait for or prey to come to us...Fuck that!!! They are not worthy. We are not Jelly fish...We want to pursue and conquer. Any lion can eat the sexually abused,sickly, demented and beaten wildebeest we want to tackle and take down only the strong.


You may be a lion, but I'm more of a  black widow spider.  Different style of predation. Many flies stick to the web, but I'm waiting for a succulent hummingbird.

< Message edited by Voodali -- 3/16/2010 2:56:02 PM >

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:51:47 PM   
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I like being pursued by a gentleman too. I am a sub. I always chalk it up to women are still women regardless.

Precisely !  And last I checked, some men were still men, traditionally the chivalrous pursuers.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 2:54:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

There's a lot more conceptual meat in this thread than I would have predicted just from reading the OP.

I don't pursue women.  I interest them.  If she's not actively helping in the courtship ritual, I move on.  I'm busy.  I've seen several people post things like, "Men who pursue the pussy are really subbing to it," and I agree.



Who posted that...The Dommes? Sounds like such a dommeish thing to say!!!

Oh silly Red, Does the lion submit to the wildebeest? Hell, to the no!!! We see what we want, we start the pursuit, crouch down in the grass and wait for our quarry to get close....Now in this analogy we will crouch outside her bedroom window and substitute a rag with chloroform for "the grass"...Anyways, sooner than shit we are off to the races!!! Yahooooo!

Dude, it's nice to get a letter of appreciation from these lowly subbies exclaiming how the power of our Domship has overcome their senses....But then it is up to us decide do they intrigue our palate and are they worth the energies of a pursuit? If they are already dying and covered with flies then where is the thrill of the chase? there is no epic conquest. Anyone can eat from the carcass of rotting flesh.

Red we are cavemen...We possess a hunger and as we gaze out across the savannah we see our prey. Now you may want to just sit in our cave and hope they come to us....But fuck that shit!!! This is exactly why God blessed me with opposable thumbs, to clutch a club and wield a flogger at the same time.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:02:38 PM   
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There are way too many guys already out there hunting to sit like a quiet little pussy and wait to be noticed. And VERY few who are going to be impressed by a bunch of pc ass kissing on a message board.

The smart ones know it's just another passive agressive ploy to get into thier holes.

No one is being fooled.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:03:16 PM   
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Get off your 5'0" 150 lb ass and tackle that male subby of your dreams. You will have him lounging under your feet in no time flat!!! Anywhooo, do you ever check out your competition?...You are at the top O' the heap of the Dommes. In a lull, I might even bang you.


Jab (?) at my physique aside, the  er...compliment is appreciated.  If you inspect the profile further, however, you may find that you are the very antithesis of what I go for .

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:03:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Voodali

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But we are the Doms....We take what we want. We are at the top of the fucking food chain. We don't wait for or prey to come to us...Fuck that!!! They are not worthy. We are not Jelly fish...We want to pursue and conquer. Any lion can eat the sexually abused,sickly, demented and beaten wildebeest we want to tackle and take down only the strong.


You may be a lion, but I'm more of a  black widow spider.  Different style of predation. Many flies stick to the web, but I'm waiting for a succulent hummingbird.


Women like to be referred to as wildebeest. Sure fire path to get the gash..A majestic creature..It must be approached with care as it's horns can inflict some serious damage...Take that fucker down and you have achieved something.



What kind of a man wants to be referred to as a succulent hummingbird?



I don't think that thing even has a dick.

Voodali, You will be mine...Come to Domiguy.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:08:15 PM   
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I am not picking on you so don't take this personally.

But we are the Doms....We take what we want. We are at the top of the fucking food chain. We don't wait for or prey to come to us...Fuck that!!! They are not worthy. We are not Jelly fish...We want to pursue and conquer. Any lion can eat the sexually abused,sickly, demented and beaten wildebeast we want to tackle and take down only the strong.

So the forums are our friend...We get to brush shoulders and come into contact with so many possible pummelees out here. It's a crying shame not to take full advantage of the opportunities given.

Get off your 5'0" 150 lb ass and tackle that male subby of your dreams. You will have him lounging under your feet in no time flat!!! Anywhooo, do you ever check out your competition?...You are at the top O' the heap of the Dommes. In a lull, I might even bang you.


We, at Domiguy Industries, have been helping the wayward Domme for over thirty years. ...No need to thank me...It's what I do.

Hang on a minute, now domi. I'd rethink this if I were you. Your references to the animal kingdom, i.e. jelly fish and lions, although appropriate, is not entirely correct. For many species, it is the female - regardless of sexual dominance or submissive role - who actually chooses the most worthy male. The males strut and preen to demonstrate their prowess and strength and overall desirability, but ultimately he will only mate with the females who deem him worthy. Once she has chosen, he may claim her and have his way, but until then his flashy peacock feathers make for just good sport and show. The human animal has elevated such behavior beyond mere science to a form of high art.

Now in the case of many spiders, the female is generally the dominant and will proceed to kill and devour the male after mating. But please... feel free to continue teasing the Dommes.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:10:13 PM   
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What kind of a man wants to be referred to as a succulent hummingbird?


Well its more appetizing than a fly. I prefer to eat something that dines on nectar rather than poo.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:17:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: joether

What if:

Dommes, instead of getting enough mail to build a sky-scraper, now only get one mail a month.


My situation would not change.  If I get mail at all, it's from people I've met here on the boards or spammers.  I'm happily married, a mother, and an enterpreneur, so I'm more interested in having good discussions than finding a partner.  If I meet someone through CM, that's icing on the cake.  So why should I care how much mail I get?  It changes nothing. 
 
If someone can't capture my interest in having a conversation, or hold up his or her end of the conversation once it starts, then I'm not going to be interested in having that person as a partner.  Period.  End of story.  I'm not going to respect a second-rate sub more just because I'm not getting massive amounts of mail.  It has nothing to do with quantity, it's all about the quality.

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:31:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Voodali

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But we are the Doms....We take what we want. We are at the top of the fucking food chain. We don't wait for or prey to come to us...Fuck that!!! They are not worthy. We are not Jelly fish...We want to pursue and conquer. Any lion can eat the sexually abused,sickly, demented and beaten wildebeest we want to tackle and take down only the strong.


You may be a lion, but I'm more of a  black widow spider.  Different style of predation. Many flies stick to the web, but I'm waiting for a succulent hummingbird.

Is he the Lion King, or George of the Jungle....hmmm, I wonder sometimes...

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:31:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub


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ORIGINAL: domiguy


I am not picking on you so don't take this personally.

But we are the Doms....We take what we want. We are at the top of the fucking food chain. We don't wait for or prey to come to us...Fuck that!!! They are not worthy. We are not Jelly fish...We want to pursue and conquer. Any lion can eat the sexually abused,sickly, demented and beaten wildebeast we want to tackle and take down only the strong.

So the forums are our friend...We get to brush shoulders and come into contact with so many possible pummelees out here. It's a crying shame not to take full advantage of the opportunities given.

Get off your 5'0" 150 lb ass and tackle that male subby of your dreams. You will have him lounging under your feet in no time flat!!! Anywhooo, do you ever check out your competition?...You are at the top O' the heap of the Dommes. In a lull, I might even bang you.


We, at Domiguy Industries, have been helping the wayward Domme for over thirty years. ...No need to thank me...It's what I do.

Hang on a minute, now domi. I'd rethink this if I were you. Your references to the animal kingdom, i.e. jelly fish and lions, although appropriate, is not entirely correct. For many species, it is the female - regardless of sexual dominance or submissive role - who actually chooses the most worthy male. The males strut and preen to demonstrate their prowess and strength and overall desirability, but ultimately he will only mate with the females who deem him worthy. Once she has chosen, he may claim her and have his way, but until then his flashy peacock feathers make for just good sport and show. The human animal has elevated such behavior beyond mere science to a form of high art.

Now in the case of many spiders, the female is generally the dominant and will proceed to kill and devour the male after mating. But please... feel free to continue teasing the Dommes.



God, if I was a male subby I could only hope for death. Please eat me. It's a mercy meal.

You have yet to view my plumage...I'ts breathtaking. You subbies are so silly and you wonder why your relationships turn to shit once you get past the bling and the bright feathers. You have not the ability to discern the qualities that actually make up an appropriate partner.

So you like my feathers and we mate...Then I find out we are the type of species that mate for life. What a fucking drag!!!

You know who invented wind power and those huge massive windmill turbines? Male eagles that's who. Come on honey, let's go for a fly....Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!



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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:40:10 PM   
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God, if I was a male subby I could only hope for death. Please eat me. It's a mercy meal.

You have yet to view my plumage...I'ts breathtaking. You subbies are so silly and you wonder why your relationships turn to shit once you get past the bling and the bright feathers. You have not the ability to discern the qualities that actually make up an appropriate partner.

So you like my feathers and we mate...Then I find out we are the type of species that mate for life. What a fucking drag!!!

You know who invented wind power and those huge massive windmill turbines? Male eagles that's who. Come on honey, let's go for a fly....Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!



Sadly, dear, you might find out that we are indeed Penguins rather than Eagles, who in addition to mating for life, the male of the species stands out in the cold for hours keeping the eggs warm while the female searches in earnest for food.

I'm just sayin...

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RE: What If: - 3/16/2010 3:48:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub


Sadly, dear, you might find out that we are indeed Penguins rather than Eagles, who in addition to mating for life, the male of the species stands out in the cold for hours keeping the eggs warm while the female searches in earnest for food.

I'm just sayin...


I don't roll that way....

I can only imagine the horror on my penguin brothers faces as I enthusiastically prepare my Domelette.

Fine, you gals run off and leave me to my own devices...Well, my belly is now full and I don't see any of those pesky leopard seals or orcas in the vacinity...So fuck it!....I'm going to Rio baby!!...Hopefully my Domelette will sate me for my trip....at 4-6 mph it might take awhile....But I'll be sure to get my fill of that fine Brazilian gash once I make shore....

See you bitches next year!...Domiguin takes another quick look for orcas, leopard seals and other swimming nasties then does a magnificent swan dive into the chilly Artic waters....As Domiguin swims off, the other hen pecked penguins could swear they heard the faint sound of singing over the raging frozen surf....

"When my baby....When my baby's out to sea... I go to Rio....de janeiro."

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