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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 9:27:26 AM

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Sleep in cuffs

I've lost my specs. What shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:56:36 AM

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Do nothing and act like Mr. Magoo.

The closer my interview gets, the more nervous I am. How can I relax?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 12:11:07 PM

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the best way to relax is to sleep in your closet upside down like a bat--- the blood will rush to your head and your interview will no longer be an issue (good luck on your interview--hugs)

** I love it rough (very rough) but when my vanilla friends ask "where did all those bruises and cuts come from"? what do I reply?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 12:43:50 PM

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That you have taken up skateboarding and own an extremely aggressive parrot.

I have a recurring nightmare, that I'm being chased by Homer Simpson - What should I do?

Am sure you will sail through your interview - Good luck! *s

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 1:27:01 PM

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You should dye your hair blue like Marge

** my entire body is warm but my feet are ICE COLD and I HATE wearing socks and slippers..what can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 2:35:26 PM

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Warm them in the small of someones back ( god I hate that lol )

Time for a haircut or not?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 3:25:25 PM

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Warm them in the small of someones back ( god I hate that lol )

Time for a haircut or not?

Yes. Have them buzz around the ears but leave it long in back. The term for this in Nashville is Achey Breaky Hair.

I am making pizza but the crust is not rising fast enough and Im hungry, any suggestions?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 5:23:31 PM

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Put the crust in a warm oven so it rises faster and pray the bowl doesn't overflow.

I did not get the job today. How can the rest of my job-hunting progress better?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 6:37:30 PM

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Stop looking.

I feel rather queasy tonight. What shall I do about it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 6:43:39 PM

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Drink half a bottle of vodka and call me in the morning.

I think my cat wants to eat the lizard. It hanging around the tank swatting at it. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 6:48:37 PM

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Go to the nearest pet store and buy another lizard the same size as the cat or larger. Bring the lizard home and let it play with the cat. Either way, they will quickly be friends or the lozard with try to eat the cat.

Everybody misunderstands me, what can be done to correct this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 7:14:43 PM

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Try to misunderstand them from their own point of view of misunderstandingness. If you continue to be misunderstood in your misunderstandings then you were truely meant to be misunderstood...misunderstand?

I just bought a new tank and there is a gringing sound when I turn the turret to the right. I think I was sold a lemon of a tank. What should I do to the country that sold it to me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 7:34:49 PM

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I just bought a new tank and there is a gringing sound when I turn the turret to the right. I think I was sold a lemon of a tank. What should I do to the country that sold it to me?

Donate obscene money to George Bush and then ask him to put that country on a list that supports terrorism for selling you dangerous shoddy merchandise.

I ran out of conditioner and I do not feel like going to the store, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 7:44:04 PM

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Simple, donate an obscene amount of money to George Bush and have a country with conditioner manufacturers added to the list and invaded...free conditioner.

The country has agreed(at the end of a rifle barrel) to replace my lemon of a tank. Should I get a nice shiney modern tank or go retro with a 70's model Russian tank.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 8:37:59 PM

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quote:

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Try to misunderstand them from their own point of view of misunderstandingness. If you continue to be misunderstood in your misunderstandings then you were truely meant to be misunderstood...misunderstand?

I just bought a new tank and there is a gringing sound when I turn the turret to the right. I think I was sold a lemon of a tank. What should I do to the country that sold it to me?

Only fire at targets to the left side of the tank.

My heater doesnt work, and the apartment owner seems to think it works just fine. I have icecicles on my nose. What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 10:06:28 PM

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Kill the owner and burn his body. Then you'll have heat!

I ate so fast I got indigestion and the Tums are nowhere in sight. How can I feel better?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 10:33:55 PM

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I ate so fast I got indigestion and the Tums are nowhere in sight. How can I feel better?

Go throw up and eat again. Repeat this process until you finally learn to eat slowly.

I think there might be a mouse in my apartment. I will not kill it because all it wants to do is stay warm... but I really do not want it inside either. How can I solve this problem so the mouse and I are happy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 10:48:50 PM

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Move out and let the next tenant deal with it.

My roof leaks and my landlord won't return my calls about it. How do I track someone down by their unlisted phone number?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:04:26 PM

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tell a lawyer that you won't pay the landlord until he fixes the roof......then stop paying him rent .....<keep it aside of course..

I 'm trying to start a business in the U.S. how can I get a $10000 loan??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 11:07:09 PM

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Immigrate to China and then Immigrate back.

I just took some really good pain ills and they make me real loopy. Would now be a good time to email all the honey's on the other side?

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