Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: Really, Really Bad Advice


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice Page: <<   < prev  172 173 [174] 175 176   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 5:24:04 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		Handi wipes, there is no second part


_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to slaveish)
Profile   Post #: 3461
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 5:24:45 PM   
Sinergy


Posts: 9383
Joined: 4/26/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Handi wipes, there is no second part



There is no first part.

mnottertail failed to provide a second part, what should we do?

_____________________________

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid"
David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 3462
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 5:26:42 PM   
LadyJulieAnn


Posts: 979
Joined: 6/29/2005
Status: offline 		Damn.  That ends this entire thread.  Thanks a lot mnottertail.

I used to look forward to this thread.  Now that is has ended, what shall we do?

< Message edited by LadyJulieAnn -- 2/22/2007 5:28:28 PM >

(in reply to slaveish)
Profile   Post #: 3463
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 5:41:34 PM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Let's all go to mnottertail's house, and picket him for ending our thread. Then we will all drop our drawers and go for the Guinness Book of Records in mass moonings.


I am planning to go to a mass mooning, but I am afraid my tender butt cheeks will get chapped by the cold.......what should I do?

_____________________________

A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

(in reply to LadyJulieAnn)
Profile   Post #: 3464
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 5:43:41 PM   
Sinergy


Posts: 9383
Joined: 4/26/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Let's all go to mnottertail's house, and picket him for ending our thread. Then we will all drop our drawers and go for the Guinness Book of Records in mass moonings.


I am planning to go to a mass mooning, but I am afraid my tender butt cheeks will get chapped by the cold.......what should I do?


When mnottertail runs out in a fit of rage at being mooned by half the people in North America, volunteer to "take one for the team" by letting him spank you as punishment.

Im jealous of mnottertail spanking nyrisa, what should I do?

_____________________________

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid"
David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


(in reply to nyrisa)
Profile   Post #: 3465
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 6:02:38 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		I am not sure that I would be undone by some of your asses mooning me, I think you sometimes think so much more of your asses than you are capable of displaying cheek to cheek. (the others, certainly fucked---you put that big fat motherfucker in my face, don't go running to the cops, my freind)

Nevertheless, I havent a second thought and I cast about for one, what shall I do?


_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


(in reply to Sinergy)
Profile   Post #: 3466
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 8:01:25 PM   
Lorelei115


Posts: 1933
Joined: 8/16/2006
From: Sin City
Status: offline 		Try your stream of conciousness. Always good fishing in there.

My gerbils are chewing on their cage bars in a desperate attempt to escape. How do I prevent this?

_____________________________

A sucessful life is not measured by what we do
But by the realization
Of who we are.

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 3467
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 8:09:00 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


Posts: 2108
Joined: 1/8/2007
Status: offline 		shoot the first one that escapes and hope the others learn from it.

i checked out familywatchdog after reading about it on a post, and now i'm totally freaked out to be in the house alone. how do i stop thinking about sexual predators?

_____________________________

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face... You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Love people, not things. Use things, not people.

(in reply to Lorelei115)
Profile   Post #: 3468
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 8:52:25 PM   
bearincuffs


Posts: 1904
Joined: 12/16/2006
Status: offline 		Hire a dragon and a demon to guard your house. Give them specific instructions to use any means necessary to keep all predators and potential predators away from you.
 
 
I want to get another tattoo but don't have the money right now. What can I do to earn more money on the street corner?

_____________________________

property of Master Dave of the House of Gemini

An it harm none, do as thou wilt
Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill

(in reply to goodlittlegirl28)
Profile   Post #: 3469
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 9:17:33 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

I want to get another tattoo but don't have the money right now. What can I do to earn more money on the street corner?


Sell portraits of George W. Bush finger painted with dog feces.


I think I am getting a cold and I hate being sick. What should I do?

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to bearincuffs)
Profile   Post #: 3470
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 9:40:36 PM   
Sinergy


Posts: 9383
Joined: 4/26/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

I want to get another tattoo but don't have the money right now. What can I do to earn more money on the street corner?


Sell portraits of George W. Bush finger painted with dog feces.


I think I am getting a cold and I hate being sick. What should I do?


Avoid sniffing pictures of Monkeyboy with brown residue on them.

I went to the wrong place and was not able to dance tonight.  My dancing shoes are pissed at me.  What
should I do?

Sinergy

_____________________________

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid"
David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 3471
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:14:15 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Piss right back at them. You're taller, so you shouldn't miss.

I was doing research for a presentation I have to give next week. The pics I saw grossed me out and made me swear off sex. What shall I do for sexual release?


_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Sinergy)
Profile   Post #: 3472
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:18:25 PM   
SirRober


Posts: 364
Joined: 1/2/2006
Status: offline 		ride a motorcycle with your fav dom/me...

my car is on fire what should I do trade it in or call the ....

(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 3473
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:19:59 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Call the dots. I have no idea what they can do for you, but I'm sure it'd be interesting.

I called my fav Domme, but she doesn't have a motorcycle for me to get off on. What shall I do?


_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to SirRober)
Profile   Post #: 3474
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:24:34 PM   
Sinergy


Posts: 9383
Joined: 4/26/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Call the dots. I have no idea what they can do for you, but I'm sure it'd be interesting.

I called my fav Domme, but she doesn't have a motorcycle for me to get off on. What shall I do?



Realize that tribute is a form of submission you need to self-actualize, and purchase her a motorcycle to get off on.

I want to wear a suit and drive around on a Vespa, but I have been told such behavior lacks a certain Domliness.  What should I do?

Sinergy

_____________________________

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid"
David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 3475
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:27:04 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Dance naked in high heels at your local strip club instead. Only REAL men do that!

I'm bored. What shall I do?


_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Sinergy)
Profile   Post #: 3476
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:31:52 PM   
Sinergy


Posts: 9383
Joined: 4/26/2004
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Dance naked in high heels at your local strip club instead. Only REAL men do that!

I'm bored. What shall I do?



Masturbate while looking at fece covered pictures of Monkeyboy.

I need to walk 20 feet to get in bed to go to sleep, but I dont want to.  How do I overcome this spiritual inertia?

_____________________________

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid"
David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 3477
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 10:34:23 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Pray.

I'm going blind looking at fece covered pictures of monkey boy. What should I do to heal my eyes? (Psst: Who/what is monkeyboy?)


_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Sinergy)
Profile   Post #: 3478
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/22/2007 11:39:34 PM   
Sternhand4


Posts: 422
Joined: 3/6/2005
Status: offline 		Sinergy's favorite term for the president is monkeyboy. Its kind of kindergarden but he cant help himself.

Take the painting back to MOMA..

While in times square, now that its cleaned up where will I score my medical weed?

(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 3479
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/23/2007 4:16:53 AM   
goodlittlegirl28


Posts: 2108
Joined: 1/8/2007
Status: offline 		ask a few of the local grocers to start carrying it, then wait for a sale. even better if you have a coupon.

i turn the alarm off in my sleep and wake up late for work. how do i stop doing this?

_____________________________

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face... You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Love people, not things. Use things, not people.

(in reply to Sternhand4)
Profile   Post #: 3480
Page:   <<   < prev  172 173 [174] 175 176   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice Page: <<   < prev  172 173 [174] 175 176   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.109